Where Have You Gone, Gunga Dan?

Posted September 24, 2007 | 04:27 PM (EST)



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A lot of my media friends are down on Dan Rather. They think he's a silly goose for suing his former employers, CBS and Viacom for damaging his reputation and other crimes.

What surprised me is how little he's asking. $70 million? That's bubkus compared to what that silly woman Katie Couric -- did you see her reporting from Iraq? -- is getting to bring in even lower ratings at the CBS Evening News than Hurricane Dan's before he was blown out the door for opening that can of worms about the president's war record.

CBS began ruining Rather's reputation long before they used the document fiasco as an excuse for dumping him.

The search for the lost reputation of Dan Rather is the Holy Grail of TV journalism. How was it lost? As a media pathologist, I've studied this case for more than a decade. Like looking for King Solomon's mine, it's a cautionary tale.

It all began in 1982 with the so-called retirement of Walter Cronkite. Apparently, he had thrown himself from the seat of power as America's eyes, ears, nose or throat, to make room for a successor. Usually anchors do not throw themselves over board. They are assisted by someone who gives them a push. A yellow carpet is rolled out made of banana peels. Of course, Cronkite and his people had done the same thing for his predecessor, Douglas Edwards.

The lucky recipient of Uncle Walter walking the plank was Dan Rather, who later was to receive the same treatment from Katie Couric, with a pause for Bob Schieffer, who appealed to the 54-to-Dead demo that still watch the network evening news.

It was assumed that Rather would be in the Cronkite Chair of Unimpeachable Objective Journalism till the end of time, or when his ratings went south for 20 or 30 years, whichever came first.

"The CBS Evening News with Dan Rather" lost its lead among network evening new shows in 1985-6 after what seemed like a zillion consecutive weeks at number one. That was a glitch, it must have seemed to network suits at the time. All that needed to be done was call in the news doctors and cure whatever ailed Rather as an anchorman.

Now you may not like Dan Rather. But he was a good solid newsman by the standards of TV journalism. That may sound like praising with faint praise, for TV journalism itself is an oxymoron. Who was better as a newsman before he became an anchorman?

Rather had one enormous flaw. His personality was a continuing problem. He was quirky guy, always doing things that made people uncomfortable. So much was going on behind the traditional anchorman mask on TV ("What's the frequency, Kenneth?"). I was always expecting him to implode.

One of the things about being anchorman, you've got to be a little reassuring, looking like you're in control no matter what was going on in the news. Uncle Walter could tell us the world is ending tomorrow...film at 11, and you could go to sleep at night knowing that everything is okay. Rather made you nervous. He was not a guy you'd want to be stuck in an elevator with.

And then the news doctors went to work on him with their ouija boards, tarot cards, and dartboard.

Rather should wear a sweater so he would be as warm as Mr. Rogers. Rather should not wear a sweater. Rather should smile; Rather shouldn't smile. Smiling he always looked like he had just eaten something unpleasant or taken Milk of Magnesia. After a plane crash, 75 killed, Rather smiling would be ghastly.

Rather's hair miraculously overnight in the late 1980's turned from gray to black. They had Rather standing instead of sitting. Any night now I expected to see Rather kneeling, like Rev. Jim Bakker.

In June 1993, then CBS News President Howard Stringer had the bright idea of pairing Connie Chung with Dan Rather. They kissed for the cameras, but when Dan stepped back he had teeth marks on his neck. Chung's so-called popularity, added to Rather's famous charm, was the kiss of death for the show.

I can't go on... I'm running out of paper... No matter how the news brainiacs pushed and tinkered, nothing seemed to work. The news doctors drove him crazy. He didn't know who he was anymore. Neither did we.

The major crime perpetrated against Dan Rather by CBS was making him an anchorman. Of course, Rather was a co-conspirator, an accessory to the crime. He never should have taken the job.

Money is a major substance of abuse in TV news. People under the influence of this powerful drug will do or say anything.

In TV network journalism, you just can't be good at what you do, you have to go upward. Agents egg the talent on. They manipulate two networks into thinking they must have this talent or the other guy will get him. In Rather's case his legendary agent Richie Liebner played that game on CBS using Roone Arledge of ABC News as the lever.

The network that is in danger of losing the newsman in play, hits the panic button -- in CBS case, they missed.

What happened to Rather was not a blip. It was the secret behind the unfathomable success of Connie Chung and Paula Zahn. The same thing is happening to Katie Couric. It's a systemic disease.

So Rather may be a silly goose not playing the game of taking the money -- and running. As a media pathologist, though, I can't help but feel sad that Rather's Achilles heel was wanting to be the most over-paid powerful anchorman since Walter Cronkite. He may come across as a pompous horse's ass at times, but he still could have been our best and most experienced journalist. If he had stayed on the beat, he might have been the antidote to a decade of gutless reporting

If that makes me guilty of being pro-Rather, I sit so accused.

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- churchoftheangels See Profile I'm a Fan of churchoftheangels permalink

dan rather - I am a fan- of dan- dan dan he's the man- what? should I giggle and grin as well? that seems the only type of reporting that is making it to cbs news- chatty, smiling, delivering the body counts and foreclosures with a flair- dan, you are missed, and if the only line they can read is the bottom line, sue them for all of us-

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:30 PM on 09/26/2007
- justaclue See Profile I'm a Fan of justaclue permalink

Dan Rather was among the last of the news anchors to have graduated from journalism school before curriculum changes began eviscerating journalism. Today's marionettes are extremely well-versed in the marketing psychologies of obfuscating hard news stories by sandwiching them among sweetened pablum, heartwarming humor or commercials.

Rather rose to prominence as the only CBS reporter on the scene at the assassination of President Kennedy in Dallas in 1963. He performed well there, keeping his head doing his continuously airing live reports during that otherwise media melee. With no one to corroborate, he got the interviews and aired what people told him. He was rewarded and became a success at CBS, the head of a credible and talented news team. Then came the Vietnam war, and Rather went there too. He and his crews brought the horror of that war to our nightly tv screens. Ten years of that began disrupting the fabric of American life. The news departments drove the network ratings. The media owners were not pleased that the largest revenue losers in their empires could make them dance for the public. Paddy Chayefsky chronicled their rage and responses in the movie "Network". It went like this. Television news lost all independence, was required to conform to programming managers' dicta and became just another "profit center". It has been a very slippery slope ever since. Kudos go to Rather and his producers, especially Mary Mapes and others like her who hung in there and did the real journalism anyway. Now they are gone and so went the news. Finally, Les Moonves is happy that he hired Katie Couric. Horror is out. Katie Couric is in and happy in Iraq. Katie Couric by her own admission is happy to report what the commanders want her to say. TV viewers are happy that Katie Couric is happy. The green zone, after all, is quite luxurious. Dan Rather stopped dying his hair and sued. Perhaps he'll uncover some interesting stuff during pretrial discovery, but don't bet on it. "And that's the way it is..." tonight at CBS. Good night.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:52 AM on 09/25/2007
- GenericBlogger See Profile I'm a Fan of GenericBlogger permalink

Hilarious!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:25 AM on 09/25/2007
- waiguoren See Profile I'm a Fan of waiguoren permalink

"an anchor doesn't throw itself over board..." Nice touch.
Clever all together, in fact, except for the always prevelant "ageism" that Americans seem to love, "54 to dead..."

I always thought Rather was something of an ignorant dolt, with some guts.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:29 PM on 09/24/2007
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