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WATCH: President Obama's Video Address To Our Schoolchildren

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I hate to say it, but the Republicans were right. Glenn Beck was right. Michelle Malkin was right. WorldNetDaily? Newsmax? Right and right. The right couldn't be more right about the fact that President Obama is trying to indoctrinate our children into an evil web of Communism/Socialism/Marxism/Fascism with his address to the schoolchildren of America next week.

Look, I know what you're going to say. Those words mean different things. How can he indoctrinate our children into all of them simultaneously? Well, he does. With the skill that only a true Communist/Socialist/Marxist/Fascist can!

We have obtained "leaked footage" of President Obama's speech to our nation's children. Take a look. But be warned, it may shock and horrify you.

In all seriousness, I can see why Republicans are panicking about Obama's "Stay In School" speech. They're doing it because having a well educated populace is against the best interest of the Republican party. Smart, educated people don't scream like maniacs at women in wheel chairs at town halls. They don't say things like "Keep Your Government Hands Off My Medicare". Republicans have to attack Obama on this because, by pushing education, Obama is attacking the only base that Republicans have left. Stupid, ignorant people.