A Birthday Song for a Do-Nothing Congress

The Democratic Congress celebrated the first birthday of its triumphant victory with the usual spinelessness, confirming Michael Mukasey. We wrote them a song to celebrate.
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The Democratic Congress celebrated the first birthday of its triumphant victory with the usual spinelessness, confirming waterboard wiggler Michael Mukasey as Attorney General. We at Max and the Marginalized wrote them a song to wish them happy birthday. Click the play button below to listen to Banner Year.

Max and the Marginalized are a Los Angeles based band that writes and records a song a week and posts every Thursday. You can find all their songs here.

Banner Year

365 days ago I stayed awake 'til four

Watching the numbers come up from under and give us control of the floor

But if I'd seen it all in a crystal ball I'd have thrown it through the TV

Standing your ground with a spine no thicker than the margin of victory

By degrees you diminished our demand

Swearing to hold them accountable, instead you held their hand

It's been a banner year

So blow the candles out and wish for your convictions that have long since disappeared

And only then might we remember exactly why it is that we brought you here

It's been a banner year

What took place in the next 60 days, I can't quite ascertain

By the time I'd awoken the people had spoken but your ears got messed up on the plane

Up 'til that night you promised a fight, so why'd we acquiesce?

In South Dakota, a man in a coma, well he hardly did much less

Let's address the matter of the vote you took last week

I don't assume wiggle room with those kinds of techniques

It's been a banner year

So blow the candles out and wish for your convictions that have long since disappeared

And only then might we remember exactly why it is that we brought you here

It's been a banner year

Reaching a hand across the divide is not what this is about

No one asked for a compromise, we asked you to get us out

And 365 days from now I'll be watching up 'til the end

And if we give just a little and shoot for the middle then we'll miss the mark again

It's been a banner year

So blow the candles out and wish for your convictions that have long since disappeared

And only then might we remember exactly why it is that we brought you here

It's been a banner year

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