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Max Keiser

Max Keiser

Posted: April 17, 2008 04:24 PM

The Gulag Wealth Fund and Toll Booths in Outer Space


Hedge fund managers who pay themselves billions are not 'making money' as most people understand that phrase. The cash they take is actually being carved out of the system; and this is no stray cash -- this is support cash. This is cash that should be employed to prop up America's financial infrastructure -- and one reason the U.S. dollar and U.S. economy is imploding is that vital cash meant to buttress banks' reserve requirements and to support bail-out agencies like the FDIC and other stop gap measures is being drained away by parasites in suits who read "Alpha" magazine. If given a chance these guys would have happily, with little or no margin requirements, securitized concentration camps in Germany and traded "Death Collateralized Gulag Bonds."

'Making money' in the hedge fund business is easy if you are willing to take the consequence of disenfranchising an entire country in stride and watch your fellow countrymen die in the mud as we're seeing now with tent cities and bread lines popping up faster than Fed hand outs to robo-crook investment banks who cry like babies whenever they have a losing bet -- until Ben Bernanke disrobes (reduces reserve requirements) and lactates a fresh dose of virtual Fed milk. But who'll bail out the Fed as the Fed has now become, thanks to Hank Paulson and B.Benanke, a giant hedge fund (who ultimately will rely on Saudi tit to recapitalize America in Asia's image).

Technically speaking; how do hedge'ees 'make' their money? For the most part; these funds don't take directional positions in the sense that Warren Buffett takes a position in a stock and holds it for 5, 10, 20 years and hope it goes up.

These funds take simultaneous two-direction positions; arbitrage positions with the help of computers that pinpoint gaps in the market -- securities that are mis-priced. Then they exploit these mis-priced gaps for gains using scads of borrowed money (from U.S. tax payers ultimately). Example: two bonds that should have the same yield don't because the system is out of sync; a fund may buy one 'leg' of the two-way bet and sell the other 'leg' locking in the 'spread.'

Presumably, if these guys found a gap in the insulation on the Space Shuttle they would hold off on reporting it and would instead make huge, leveraged bets on whether or not the Shuttle would blow up. If they are right, they keep the money and pay themselves billions. If they are wrong, they get bailed out of the losing position by Bernanke's ample bosom -- and still pay themselves huge bonuses. America is collapsing because fund managers like it that way. It's the easiest way to 'make' money. And their tyranny is financed by a corrupt Fed and U.S. Treasury.

On the subject of America's gulagwealthfund.com economy.

Those spy satellites the Pentagon is putting up are nothing but toll booths in outer space. The whole initiative to wire up America for 'security' reasons will do nothing for security, but it will make it easier for the military-nickel-and-diming-complex to pick Americans' pocket 24/7. Credit card tracking, RFID tags, mobile phones, pat downs on the street without probable cause, bank record examination, Facebook and MySpace hacking; it's all aimed toward one goal. Shake down. The government-banking axis of oil and credit addicts have hundreds of trillions of dollars worth of bogus derivatives in play; hundreds of billions in bad debt to work out, billions in bonus money to pay themselves, millions of NGO workers to surveil, thousands of lobbyists to pay and hundreds of corrupt government officials in various countries to keep stocked with weapons and the complete works of Milton Friedman.

How to pay for all this, now that America's savings are all gone (gone negative for two years now -- not since the Depression has America's saving rate been negative for two years). Say hello to the 24 hour surveillance state revitalizing thousands of pesky laws that are on the books but seldom enforced, due to the cost inefficiency of enforcing these laws. They will reemerge like Night of the living Warrants. Suddenly the satellite will catch you parking 5 inches too far from the curb, j-walking, using copyrighted words and phrases in emails unlawfully -- and the fines will be garnished from you bank accounts with zero recourse for you except to speak out, but then you'll get put on a no-fly list and become an American untouchable. Better to just grin and make believe someday America will get its democracy back.

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11:08 AM on 04/18/2008
Yep - the surveillance state is just a route to more rigorous and extensive taxation. Take for example The UK's obsession with speed cameras, parking cameras, bus-lane enforcement cameras...

I do not think this proliferation of cameras has done a shred to improve safety - mainly they provide a means to enhance taxation. Consider that being caught driving on an empty bus-lane can trigger a fine of ÂŁ100 (about $200) in most London boroughs.

This allows the government to create an illusionary low baseline of tax, while the actual cost of living sky-rockets as almost any conceivable activity from driving to using a public rest-room will carry an increasing risk of punitive fine. I look forwards to the day when an automatic sensor will issue you with a ÂŁ10 ticket because you splashed a drop of pee-pee while using a urinal.
11:20 AM on 04/18/2008
these tech. make the level of invasiveness complete; and as brain reading tech. gets better - add that to the list.. i see also that new airport scanners will 'see' through clothes... more fines for wearing the wrong kind of pants, etc.
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05:34 AM on 04/18/2008
Great post and cynically right on!!! The country has been robbed and now we are all going to hear about how we have to buckle up and grow up and be more responsible...we were robbed!!!!! The billionaires are not suffering!!!!
11:24 AM on 04/18/2008
cynical yea, but the cynical knife i'm using to cut through the fluff that goes with most reporting on business - as almost all business reporting is aimed at cheer leading business - and that causes as many distortions as flaws in the actual system itself.
10:43 PM on 04/17/2008
Great post,I never knew where they stole it from.
10:29 PM on 04/17/2008
I'm still getting over the image of a lactating Ben Bernanke, with his moobs all hanging out.
12:06 AM on 04/18/2008
Ditto.

Max, you get better and better.
Smart and funny, hip and true.
So rare.
So welcome.

Thank you!
09:33 PM on 04/17/2008
There is a word for that kind of behavior: PARASITIC.
06:23 AM on 04/18/2008
true. the u.s. gov't should do what it can to make the U.S. financial system as immune as possible to this type of speculative infection.
08:32 PM on 04/17/2008
Yes, we should definitely be prepared for the shake down. Every nickle and every dime will be necessary to subsidize the robber barons. I saw a story last night about some people who were passing through the EZ pass lanes without paying their tolls. Although this is not a good thing, the scary part of the story was that the State of New Jersey went to some citizen's house and woke him out of a sleep in the middle of the night to arrest him for not paying tolls. In my opinion, this is some pretty serious stuff. Especially in light of the crime that is being committed on Wall Street that has sweeping effects on us all. Have any of them had cuffs applied? No, and they never will.
11:51 AM on 04/18/2008
when you add it all up it paints a rotten picture indeed -
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08:20 PM on 04/17/2008
The stock market should be about buying and selling of stocks--ownership in actual companies, period!

Every other investment instrument should be banned. Securitizing of mortgages, hedge funds and other sophisticated gambling should be made illegal. If these masters of the universe want to gamble, they should have to go to Vegas and stand shoulder to shoulder with all the other marks, and play with their own money!
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07:58 PM on 04/17/2008
An excellent description of the excesses that have been secretly crafted into the financial system.
The political excesses take away our pursuit our happiness.
The bankers continue to run their monty on all of the US taxpayers.
That's all fine.
It's the conclusion I would like to take to task.

" Better to just grin and make believe someday America will get its democracy back."
Let's not.

I believe that we could turn this MF-ing pile of bullshit around if we can turn over the power of the private bankers to create the nation's money.
It's as simple as that.
To turn it over.
To turn it back to the people to whom it belongs.
A small revolution.

Sir Josiah Stamp, a director of the Bank of England in the 1920s, said the following about how banks make their money :

"Banking is conceived in iniquity and born in sin. Bankers own the earth. Take it away from them, but leave them the power to create money and with the flick of a pen they will create enough money to buy it back again. Take this great power away from them and all great fortunes like mine will disappear, and they ought to disappear, for this would be a happier world to live in. But if you want to continue (to be) the slaves of bankers and pay the cost of your own slavery, let them continue to create money and to control credit."

Nuff said.
06:12 PM on 04/17/2008
Great images you've created to describe the utter subservience to money our
government, politicians, and the financial herd have fallen into.
During last nights debate there were half hearted pronouncements by the candidates
to "look into market manipulation." That was good for a laugh. I'm not expecting
any results on that front.

Computer driven arbitrage. It's got a nice sinister edge to it.
10:29 PM on 04/17/2008
Meanwhile, the media obsesses over whether a presidential candidate wears a flag pin.
06:04 PM on 04/18/2008
Yes, that's sick - it's sort of a fetish isnt it? The candidates were asked if they respect the flag enough.

All this thought about flags and not enough time worrying about the sorry state of the American economy. I note with sadness that the American malaise is spreading across the ocean to us poor Brits - RBS, one of our country's biggest banks has just announced that it is trading way below the safety margins - their shareholders will have to cough up a painfull ÂŁ8Bn to get within the most liberal definition of 'safe'.

I think the collapse of the British banking system is just two or three cash-calls away.