U.S. Dollar Euthanasia While Finns Legislate Days-Off for Shagging

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Posted April 18, 2008 | 08:11 AM (EST)



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James Turk at goldmoney.com points out that throughout history people living in a country whose currency is dying are the last in the world to know. I suppose it's like the husband who is the last to know his wife is cheating on him. What's obvious to everyone else is impossible to imagine for the cuckold.

It is impossible for Americans to see that their currency, the U.S. dollar, is going the way of the Continental. Remember the Continental?

Wiki entry for Continental:

"The Continental currency was a paper currency issued by several American Colonies, as well as by the Continental Congress, after the Revolutionary War began in 1775. The currency was denominated in both pounds, shillings and pence, and dollars. With no solid backing and being easily counterfeited, the continentals quickly lost their value, giving voice to the phrase "not worth a continental". The painful experience of the runaway inflation and collapse of the Continental dollar prompted the delegates to the Constitutional Convention to include the gold and silver clause into the United States Constitution so that the states could not issue bills of credit, or anything that is not gold or silver."

The story of the dollar today is the sequel to the Continental and the rest of world is performing financial euthanasia by gently putting the greenback to sleep - by gradually switching their reserve currencies out of dollars and into European and Asian currencies and gold.

The dollar's death can be compared to a retelling of Tolstoy's, "The Death of Ivan Illiach." The world speaks openly about the benefits it will accrue now that the dollar is going the way of all flesh. They buy Swiss Francs, Singapore dollars and stocks and bonds priced in various non-dollar currencies and they're not shy about broadcasting the truth about the dollar's death right to the dollar's face. The American people, like Ivan lying in their coffin, finally 'get it' but it's too late; they're dead. America goes off line, not with a bang, but a whimper and the rest of the world says, 'good riddance.'

Alan Greenspan, the Ayn Rand loving currency assassin, once bragged during the go-go 1980's that the American economy, as measured by the weight of cargo going out of the country was becoming 'lighter.' Who needs manufacturing, right? This weightlessness he reasoned was proof of the 'New Economy.' There was growth without inflation because of a new economic paradigm shifting America to a new permanent state of electronic Goldilocks. Looking back, we see that the blinkered ex-Chairman never factored into his delusion - the missing inflation numbers; the ghost in the machine was a shift of high priced work hours from America to China.

Gspan's new paradigm would have continued if cheap (read: slave) wages in China stayed in the sub-50 cent per hour range allowing Wal-Mart to continue offering; 'Every Day Low Prices That Save You $1 at the Cash Register But Cost You $2 In Pay.' But starting last summer, when interest rates began moving higher - after wages in China and India bottomed - the unbearable lightness of America's Zeppelin economy found a lead lining and started to sink - taking with it the U.S. dollar, the illusion of cheap imports, and high productivity gains (in reality, just Chinese slaves sewing American flags for pennies a day).

Digression and Rhetorical Foreshadowing Alert: One of the lies U.S. government statisticians tell Americans is that Europeans are less productive. In fact, Europeans are equally, and in many cases more productive than the average American worker. The difference is that Europeans invest their productivity gains into time off while Americans invest their gains in consumption.

Getting back to Gspan's nightmare, his Philosopher's bong-pipe smoking FOMC (Fed Open Market Committee) circle jerks thought that copper, lead, zinc, oil, gold, corn, wheat, rice, coffee and milk were never going to rise in price ever again. Now we've all got the munchies, but nobody can afford beer or pretzels.

The zombies and shills on CNBC and Fox Business News keep jabbering away trying to inflate Gspan's busted new paradigm lead balloon with the force of their own hyperbole even while it gets pricked with rumors and negative bets from titanic currency speculators and spiteful Sovereign Wealth Funds. James Cramer can blow only so much hot air.

Greenspan wrongly thought that 'financial services' could permanently replace manufacturing in America. Imagine a nation of 100 million stock brokers trying to sell stocks and bonds to each other; i.e., Atlanta Georgia times 10,000 (before the recent collapse).

Now that the value of financial services are collapsing along with the dollar, Americans are being asked to step up to the plate and forget all about financial services. The Fed's got a new idea; manufactured synthetic financial memories. Bernanke says inflation is not really a problem. He says the problem is people's expectation of inflation. To fix the economy people have to remember a time when inflation wasn't such a big problem and then inflation will go away - even though Goldilocks has been replaced with Charles Bukowski - and is lying in the gutter too drunk to remember his own name - much less $20 a barrel oil.

Americans think their financial collapse is going to take the whole world down with them. No way. Aside from the world benefiting from a bankrupt America that can no longer bomb people for sport and oil, the other major benefit of an evaporated U.S. is the removal of the globe's no. 1 waste producer. The U.S. has only 4.5% of the world's population yet generates 25% of its garbage. And Americans themselves might benefit too. As the price of food skyrockets America's obesity problems should dissipate. Greenspan will write a new book; "From Turbulence to Starvation: Lose Weight and Money at the Same Time."

The rest of world (the parts of it the U.S. isn't bombing-for-dollars) doesn't see any risk in a collapsed U.S. America as the brand that is America just isn't cool any more. As an ideology, American style democracy faded as a world leading beacon along with Katrina and the Abu Ghraib photos. Add to the mix preemptive wars, expanded death penalties, NSA, FBI, CIA, wire tapping, and rigged elections.

No, the Europeans are not worried. Take the Finns for example. Typical of their high productivity European counterparts they live in a huge economic zone with a strong currency, less unemployment than the U.S. (as pointed out in a recent HuffPost Blog, America's Government Lies -- Adjusted unemployment number is 12% not 5.1%), and enjoy a higher quality of life, and higher human and civil rights too. But there is never enough of a good thing, so the Finns are looking to pass a new law that gives couples a paid week off per year to shag.

 
 

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Some of us have seen this coming for a long time. America is the national equivalent of an individual living on nothing but credit cards -- they will eventually max out, and then you have nothing. Our credit is gone through over-consumption, greed, corruption, exploitation of other countries' resources including their peoples.

Americans fought a war a little over 200 years ago to break away from corporate tyranny. It has taken them about 200 years, but corporations have finally won back their supremacy, and all those who have at various times through the past pointed to that single ailment as becoming our undoing are finally being proven correct.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:00 PM on 04/21/2008

Wow Max. You cut through BS like a plasma torch through paper. Both informative and entertaining to read.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:54 PM on 04/21/2008

"Alan Greenspan, the Ayn Rand loving currency assassin, once bragged during the go-go 1980's that the American economy, as measured by the weight of cargo going out of the country was becoming 'lighter.' Who needs manufacturing, right? This weightlessness he reasoned was proof of the 'New Economy.' "

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First off, excellant article. Secondly, I could never understand the logic of the above idea. Relinquishing control of the means of production runs counter to everything I was taught and learned on my own about wealth creation and productivity. I had a similar queasiness about NAFTA "creating jobs" by first sending them off-shore. It makes absolutely no sense. It is the equivlent of eating the seed corn and then expecting for grain to magically replenish itself without planting, cultivation and the hard work of harvesting.

Only a banker could come up with such an idea. And only their prostitutes in Washington would legitimze it with legislation.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:03 PM on 04/21/2008

Just a point of interest to note: typically when the US economy slows down, the Canadian ecomony stops and holds it's breath. Right now, the US is tanking and we are growing. This is good news for Canadians as we seem to have finally shed our dependance on our neighbours to the south and have spread out economic dependancies to a broader international market. It does, however, reinforce the idea that your downfall will not be the end of all of us.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:40 AM on 04/21/2008

Sorry, my friend. It looks like we're headed down the same road. Perhaps not quite so far, because our resource and farming sectors are stronger, but our economy is definitely in a downturn that's probably going to last for at least a couple of years.

Sadly, the price of staying ahead of the US is the plunder of our natural resources, often by US-based companies.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:30 AM on 04/25/2008

Your article is concise and spot on,as always, one can only hope that the candidates contending to lead he US have as good a grasp on the situation. Given the bleak import/export view, what will the effect be on NAFTA. While as you say the demise of the US a world trade leader will not be felt in Europe- will it not inevitably pull down it's continental trading partners, including that of some South American countries? It would be difficult to believe that the rest of the world could or would be financial carpetbaggers - is it really that simple ?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:54 AM on 04/21/2008

As an American who loved my country I hope we crash and burn. We are a very sick society, completely invested in consumption, status and ego. Our government no longer feels the need to even pretend to be an honorable body concerned with the good will of humanity. We are a disgrace and the worse it gets the more our informers lie to protect us from the truth. I would compare our situation to that of the alcoholic who must hit bottom in order to get sober.

I hope we hit bottom soon so we can rehabilitate America for our children and grandchildren.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:14 AM on 04/20/2008

What about real estate in america as an investment, not housing, land. Is the world population number growing, same, decreasing? If we crash, how will china get it's money back? Just wondering....

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:40 AM on 04/20/2008

from a friend of mine in Sweden:

Max,

looking forward to your next film!

we looked at a 5 hectar farm including a barn and house on gotland that is selling for about 75 000 ‚¬, north of the center of sweden a similar situation goes for about 25 000. you need to stay at least 30 km from any city to get the best deal.

The exact price per hectar of land only varies depending on the quality of the land, drainage etc. the average price per hectar over the whole country is about 6 000‚¬. In the southern part of the country the price rose 41% in 2007, but in the north it fell 6%.

here's a good stock tip if you don't want to get your hands dirty : www.blackearthfarming.com

http://search.ft.com/ftArticle?queryText=black+earth+farming&y=7&aje=true&x=9&id=071128000120&ct=0

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:24 AM on 04/20/2008

Thanks. An opinion worth considering.

I was thinking of taking profits on my gold fund, but maybe I would be better off holding on to it.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:32 AM on 04/20/2008

Great post Max, but judging by the low number of comments(as with most business blogs), most Americans are asleep at the wheel as they're headed off a cliff.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:08 PM on 04/19/2008

There's a great fix for this, it's called, 'de-globalization'. People need to readjust and get off the Florence Nightingale/Warren Buffet On Pixie Dust trip that they've been on. The days of easy money are coming to a close, time for people to wake up.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:55 PM on 04/19/2008

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Industrial policy and quality of life initiatives may yet have a future.
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    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:04 PM on 04/19/2008

PART II

This is why I believe that easy Ben follows in the footstps of his predecessor easy Al.
Globalization, as pointed out by Samuelson, will required the interest rates to equalize, especially the rates of central banks. Currently the Bank of Japan has rates of 0.5% and the central bank of Brazil has rates of 11.0% (or there abouts). There is a whole lot of market gravity at work here moving change and cancelling the sovereign controls of any separate central bank. (whew)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:44 AM on 04/19/2008


So, Henry, you believe that house prices should be kept artificially high, but not, I assume, price of oil, gold, McDonald hamburgers or anything else.

What is so sacred about house prices? Suppose house prices come down? Would that not mean that consumers would have more money in their pockets to buy Apple Computers, Microsoft programs, GM cars, Home Depot products?? Stands to reason doesn't it??

Wall Street, War and Zion - the three ball and chains around the American consumer's leg.

I want to pay more for my house, I want to pay more for my house, I want to pay more for my house, I am a government drone, I am a government drone, I just repeat what the Wall Street crooks tell me to say..........

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:38 PM on 04/20/2008

Since Ben started lowering rates, mortgage rates have not come down. What has happened is the spread between what banks can borrow at and what the will lend at has widened. This produces more profits and allows them to re-inflate themselves at our expense.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:58 PM on 04/19/2008

PART I
There is that Samuelson theory of "factor price equalization" that does encompass interest rates.
If you look at the central banks of USA, EEU, and Great Brit you see central bank rates of 2.25%, 4.0% and 5.0%. While this rate difference cannot be the sole causation of a low dollar, it does give a window into the gravity of market actions. (Along with this of course are trade deficits at historical record levels)
It looks stupid for Ben to have rates so low. He's no dumbell, is he?
I think that Greenspan and Paulson have Ben painted into a corner. Ben needs to keep rates low due to the millions of subprime loans that have been foreclosed (the repurchase issue) and that are scheduled to reset with respect to rates. Ask yourself: If Ben had central bank rates at 5.0% (like Gr Britain) what would that imply for mortgage rates? The answer is more like 8.0%. And that rate would factor into a larger drop in value of the millions of homes that are collateral for securitized mortgage loans. The loss currently guesstimated at $600 billion could then exceed $1 trillion. That loss would have to be recognized on respective books and would bankrupt just more than Bear Stearns!
This is why I believe that easy Ben follows in the footstps of his predecessor easy Al.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:43 AM on 04/19/2008

This is why I believe that easy Ben follows in the footstps of his predecessor easy Al.
Globalization, as pointed out by Samuelson, will required the interest rates to equalize, especially the rates of central banks. Currently the Bank of Japan has rates of 0.5% and the central bank of Brazil has rates of 11.0% (or there abouts). There is a whole lot of market gravity at work here moving change and cancelling the sovereign controls of any separate central bank. (whew) This is why I believe that easy Ben follows in the footstps of his predecessor easy Al.
Globalization, as pointed out by Samuelson, will required the interest rates to equalize, especially the rates of central banks. Currently the Bank of Japan has rates of 0.5% and the central bank of Brazil has rates of 11.0% (or there abouts). There is a whole lot of market gravity at work here moving change and cancelling the sovereign controls of any separate central bank. (whew) (money is pursueing the highest rates causes the currency values to change)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:55 AM on 04/19/2008

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Another factor in the decline of the American brand is that in the last two decades we completely betrayed our stated principles by allowing gang stalkers to openly notoriously poison , irradiate, stalk and harass our citizens while the police pretend not to notice.
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The entire world knows and the hypocrisy stinks.
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    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:26 AM on 04/19/2008

If you can lift your safety deposit box, you don't have enough gold. When I made the last deposit to the box the lady in charge of the vault room couldn't pull my box out. She said she was afraid the handle would come off, heh, heh, heh.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:11 AM on 04/19/2008

You remind me of Scrooge McDuck all caught up and drooling over the glitter while missing the point of what wealth can do for all. I can't lift my garden either but I can eat out of it and share the surplus with my friends and neighbors.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:12 AM on 04/20/2008

The life of God was purchased with thirty pieces of silver, I think that I will be able to buy food. One of Einstein's contemporaries fled Nazi Germany after converting his money to platinum wire and making clothes hangers our of it. You've got a garden, survivalists have their cabins and guns and I've got the same type of lifeboat that has been around for 5000 years. To each his own and:

"missing the point of what wealth can do for all"

I took s sizable deduction for contributions to Doctors Without Borders, International Rescue Committee, Carter's fight to combat River Blindness and the local women's shelter via the United Way. Just because I'm well off and intend to remain such doesn't mean that I lack compassion. Drooling indeed!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:09 PM on 04/20/2008

Wow. I'll try not to be bitter.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:22 AM on 04/19/2008

Getting very depressing knowing the economy is tanking but many posters and I saw it coming years ago yet our illustrious leaders decided along with Greenspan, Mr. Lower interest rate, to live in a mirage while the upper class became wealthier by the day. The bubbles has burst and I'm glad since we had to face reality sooner or later. Better sooner, or is it to late now?

Just maybe now China, India etc. will not be able to send us their shoddy goods for our worthless paper. That's one good aspect. Time to pay the piper while our rich invest, not in their own nation but in other nations for the larger bottom line. Defines our stock market.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:02 AM on 04/19/2008

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It was not rates that caused the deficiency.
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It was poor regulation of mortgage companies, passed during the Clinton years.
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    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:32 AM on 04/19/2008

Started in the reagan years - there's enough blame to go around.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:40 PM on 04/21/2008

I've come to believe the Bill Clinton was at least half-republican.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:57 PM on 04/19/2008

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I believe that during President Clinton's administration he was quoted as describing his policies as "Eisenhower Republican". Today that would indeed be half Republican.
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That pendulum may be ready to swing back to the middle.
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    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:40 PM on 04/19/2008

I think a lot of people thought you could just elect any old President, [no matter how stupid they are] and evrything would still be fine. Guess again. This group in power now, are the same bunch who mudered Kennedy. This country has been going backwords ever since that coup.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:39 PM on 04/18/2008

There will be blood... Good post Max, it doesn't hurt the good public to hear what's really powering the magic carpet ride. We've been sold fools-gold and snake oil by the cart... maybe we can all walk or ride our bikes to the country like the Finns and stay the hell out of Wall-Mart now that economy is heading to hell in a hand basket.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:12 PM on 04/19/2008

Wow, Max,
I only read half your post.
It was getting really interesting but I was choking on the "Not worth a Continental" bit relative to today's dollar slide.
Now I know why I don't usually turn to wikipedia for monetary history.

The Continental and other Colonial currencies, were extremely successful in providing a healthy means of exchange for the growing Colonial economy.
These currencies were a marvel for the betterment of all of the Colonists.
It was the success of these currencies, more than any other factor, in my opinion, that was the primary cause of the Revolutionary War.
Yes, the Continental had an achilles heel - it was easily counterfeitted.
But, it was the British who did the counterfeitting in their effort to maintain the Colonists in a subserviant state.
The real Continental currency had temendous worth.
But, those disgusting British bankers flooded the colonies with counterfeit money, and made it impossible for our forefathers to maintain their own currency.
After this dastardly act, the Brits levied taxes on imports to the Colonies - payable only in whatever coin the Crown demanded.
By limiting the amount of such coinage available to the Colonies, the Brits could control this evolving economy.
It was that the Tea-tax was only payable in British-accepted coinage that caused the Colonists to throw the tea overboard.
I think it's time we give the Continental its fair shake, and to overthrow that British banking system.
Now, I have to get back to your post.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:35 PM on 04/18/2008

I got this in my email box from a reader of this blog; I thought you might find it interesting; the writer is well placed in the financial industry and asks that this post be unattributed:
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"I don't agree with the observations of your reader about the Continental currency. The Continental and other Colonial currencies were failures that disrupted commerce and thwarted economic growth. The deficiencies of these currencies are well documented, and accurately summarized in Wikipedia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continental_%28currency%29

Nor do I agree with your reader's comment that "I think it's time we give the Continental its fair shake." The Continental was fiat currency and no different from any other fiat currency -- a total failure. No fiat currency deserves a fair shake. All fiat currencies inevitably collapse because there is never any discipline in the money creation process. In other words, fiat currencies are always issued to excess just like the dollar today. As a result of this mismanagement, the dollar is on the road to the fiat currency graveyard, and its mounting problems indicates the dollar will arrive there soon in my view.

Lastly, one of main reasons the framers of the Constitution aimed to create a "more perfect union" was the monetary problems of the Continental and colonial fiat currencies. Your reader would do well to read Article I Sections 8 & 10 as well as the Coinage Act of 1792, which clearly describes the framers' intent."

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:58 AM on 04/21/2008

Thanks very much. And also to the writer.
I have been away from home(funeral) and this is my first chance to reply.
I do find the comments interesting.

We have joined another other issues here: that of fiat money
My point was that both the government-issued Continental and other Colonial currencies had high value in commerce in the Colonies until they were debased through fraudulent means by both private banking enthusiasts in this country and the Bank of England. Focus on UNTIL.

I acknowledged the weakness of any paper money being subject to nefarious and illegal debasements. Again, as we all agree.

Many writers of Franklin"s experience with the British at the time noted his reference to the great benefits that the homegrown currencies were bringing to the Colonies, to the chagrin and denouncement of the Brits.
Writing in his Banks and Politics in America, Bray Hammond quotes many historians who found thus to be the case.

Thus,at the time, the major issue became the RIGHT of the Colonies to issue paper money " NOT that it was paper money. The British parliament passed the Acts of 1741 and 1764, mainly to prevent those Colonial issues of paper money to be used as legal tender in payments of obligations concerning the Crown.

Whether the Colonial(and Continental) currencies had value is determined by looking at the economic progress of the jurisdictions using those currencies. For the honorable gentlemen of commerce, again for many years, these currencies served them well.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:23 AM on 04/23/2008

I believe Franklin was in general agreement with you as to the "value" of the Continental Currency - he realized that those who accepted the money were being taken advantage of, but also realized that because taxes and loans provided little, issuing inflated currency was the only way to finance the war. The Continental did become nearly worthless near the end of the war, but I believe that they were eventually paid off at par [to the great profit of speculators who bought them up cheap. It has been surmised they were friends of Hamilton, who pushed for the redemption at par policy.] By the time of the Civil War, we had progressed enough that it was financed roughly 1/3 taxes, 1/3 borrowing, 1/3 from inflated currency.
The Wikipedia article confuses Continental Currency [issued by the Continental Congress] with Colonial Currency [issued by the individual colonies or states]. Continental Currency was never issued in pound or shilling denominations - Colonial Currency was.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:18 PM on 04/19/2008

Very informative.
Thank you.

At the Revolution we were fighting against the "monetary policy" of the British monied interest. Having seen the destruction caused by such a policy, we Americans were blessed by the founding fathers with holding the control of the money creating powers of the nation in the hands of the people, acting through their government, rather than any private bankers.

When we got to the Civil War, of course, the private bankers were again pressuring the government of Lincoln, for ususious payments and against his printing of public money, as was his right.
Of all of Lincoln's great quotes, this is still one of my favorites:
"I now have two great enemies, the southern army in front of me and the financial institutions in the rear. Of the two, the one in my rear is the greatest foe. The Government should create, issue and circulate all the currency and credit needed to satisfy the spending power of the Government and the buying power of consumers. Money will cease to be master and become the servant of humanity. Democracy will rise superior to the money power."

This get's back to my final point.
We still need to throw out that British banking system.

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