Why choose Honey Lube over Baconlube?
Honey's sweeter than bacon. I don't think I would ever use Baconlube, but maybe for breakfast. Honey is a bit more of an aphrodisiac, and it's known to hold in water molecules and retain moisture.
Why is your product better to bring into the bedroom?
The health benefits. It is all natural, so you don't have to worry about any irritation or chafing or anything. It sounds nicer too -- "honey" is better than "bacon" in the bedroom.
Describe the taste of your product.
It has all the nutrients that honey has. There's no sugar or flavor of honey, but all the nutrients and natural benefits of honey -- a whole set of vitamins, aloe, moisturizers -- are there.
Describe the feel of your product.
Superior lubricity. It lasts a very long time, doesn't get sticky, and it mimics a woman's natural fluids. It almost just adds to natural feel. Smooth.
Who should use it?
Young couples, that's who we're going for. Young couples, women, maybe 25 to 35 years old. Older couples too -- they're known to have more vaginal dryness, it's a popular product for them too.
If you could have any spokesperson for your product, who would it be and why?
Jennifer Aniston. She's beautiful, natural and she comes off as smart.
Do you use Honey Lube?
Yes, I do.
Do your friends use it?
Everybody I know. Everyone uses it.
Where do you see Honey Lube in 10 years, and why will it beat out Baconlube on the market?
We're going for more than just a novelty brand. We're trying to create honey-based products with all the nutritional benefits of honey. We want to be the go-to honey company for things like shampoo, lotion, and oil. Customers will soon see that it's a lot more than just a bear bottle. What we're really selling is what's inside the bottle.
What irks you about Baconlube?
They don't really bother me too much, but I guess we just value the health benefits of our product. Baconlube is more of a novelty. The bacon flavor is a cute idea but I don't think it's up to par. It's a one-hit wonder. It's really just gross. Disgusting.
Tell us a little about how honey has historically played a role in the bedroom.
The honeymoon came to fruition during medieval times in ancient Persia -- they would drink "honey wine" or honey-infused mead consistently for one month after marriage to get in the mood and insure a happy life from then on.