Or Supply Your Own Punchline...

On Friday, President Bush said something odd after signing into law tougher sanctions against Zimbabwe's President Robert Mugabe, a thug who is hanging on to his position of power even after being defeated in an election.

What he said was; "No regime should ignore the will of its own people and calls from the international community without consequences."

And then, when he noticed Dick Cheney glaring at him, he whispered quietly, " Dick, I used the word REGIME. I'm not a regime. I'm a guy you want to have a beer with."

Option #2:
"Except when it's me." he wrote in small print at the bottom of the page.

Comments

[SirReal1]

Punchlines:

"And the good Lord knows I've suffered consequences; Just last week after I lifted the offshore drilling ban the Speaker of the House gave me a stern talking to."

"And I've suffered for my disregard for the "will of the people"; I haven't picked up a golf club in months."

He then looked at his good buddy DICK, winked, and spoke to the audience again, "But when your making HUGE PROFITS on your crimes, who the hell cares about being called "The worst President in history?"

"Thank God we live in this great country, Amurika, where we have "Idol" each season to keep the sheeple occupied while I use our Military Might to thumb my nose at the international community.­"

[krocklin]

This is why Bush, Rice, Cheney, Rumsfeld and others will have to worry their whole life that the World Court will get a hold them.

[mayahbird]

You can bet that quote won't end up on the evening news shows!!

[5150]

"No regime should ignore the will of its own people and calls from the international community without consequenc­es."

Blackmail leads to voicemail: Press 1 for English. Press 2 for Ethyl, Press 3 for Premium

[coloradosiren]

Brain doesn't like it when Pinky jokes about serious matters.

[dadw5boys]

lol I love thepinkeyshow.com too. A great learning tool for kids to actually see thru the blur of propaganda in text books to reality and what the rest of the worlkd know to be fact so the kids don't live dulissional life like most Americans do.

http://www.pinkyshow.org/

[JohnFromCensornati]

Long time no see, Merrill.
Don't be a stranger.

[NoSandwiches]

We thought McCain was the jokester!
Wink, wink, we all know that in these times of War on Terror, rules do not apply to our President. That would be sooooo 9/10

[LiarLiarIraqsOnFire]

Deciders, on the other hand... can do as they damn well please. And there's nothing anyone can do about it - Word to Madame Speaker!