Green Cash and Scam

Green Cash and Scam
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Dan Tynan at the Witlist blog has boiled the Abramoff-DeLay scandal down to a level that even a pre-schooler could understand. He calls his piece "Tom DeLay Denies All Charges (As Told by Dr. Suess)." It starts:

That Abramoff!That Abramoff!I do not like that Abramoff!

"Would you like to play some golf?"

I do not want to play some golf.I do not want to, Abramoff.

"We could fly you there for free.Off to Scotland, by the sea."

I do not want to fly for free.I don't like Scotland by the sea.I do not want to play some golf.I do not want to, Abramoff.

"Would you, could you, take this bribe?Could you, would you, for the tribe?"

I would not, could not, take this bribe.I could not, would not, for the tribe.

Read the whole thing.

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