Dregs: Kids Are President of Internet

If the Internet is the final frontier, then kids are pioneers equipped with imaginative brilliance to pillage your brain and trade for spices.
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According to 5 out of 5 of the following dregs, today's youth have claimed supreme dynastic control of the Internet. Adults may seem cool with their education and hairstyles, but everything kids are putting on YouTube is sweeter than whatever lame stuff "society" wants them to "learn." Why should kids be forced to study stuff we humans already know when creative infinity is a mouse click away?

If the Internet is the final frontier, then kids are pioneers equipped with imaginative brilliance to pillage your brain and trade for spices. And once YouTube replaces movie theaters and television screens, we should melt down every award statue and forge the molten blob into a golden Razor scooter presented to every YouTube prodigy ever for eternity always.

A poem for every dog:

When kids close their eyes:

Duh:

A hero, a villain, a lesson:

Everyone wins:

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