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Michael Seitzman

Who Was the Real Recipient of Kunis-lingus?

Posted: 03/28/11 08:04 AM ET

If you haven't been paying attention (and congratulations if you haven't), Natalie Portman's body double in Black Swan has called up some journalists to complain that she's the one who did all that dancing. Wait a minute, Natalie Portman didn't do all of her own dancing?! Obviously, there's an Oscar to be returned.

Maybe we should tell this dancer (whose name I can't bring myself to Google) that those aren't actually spaceships in Star Wars either. That's because movie making is make-believe. That's right, Green Swan, you and a bunch of other people got together to create an illusion for the audience. And here's a little secret... the audience knows it's an illusion. They have paid to experience the illusion, their daughters lined up to experience it several times, and their sons have illegally downloaded at least one scene from that illusion to experience in the privacy of their bathroom.

Though I have nothing to do with Black Swan I'm going to take it upon myself to explain your part in the filmmaking process. You were not cast, you were hired. There is a difference. When you're cast it means you're going to become someone else for the life of the movie, a character that the audience accepts as a real person for the two hours spent immersed in the illusion. When you're hired as a body double and dancer your job is important, but significantly different. Rather than create the illusion that you are someone else, your job is to create the illusion that someone else is someone else. You're there to support and enhance the actor in creating her illusion. Just like a stuntman. Believe it or not, Paul Newman and Robert Redford didn't really jump off that cliff in Butch and Sundance. I didn't hear their stuntmen call up Entertainment Weekly and whine that they didn't get enough attention. To paraphrase Hyman Roth to Michael Corleone, "This is the business you've chosen."

P.S. - Here's a quote by Natalie Portman during the press tour: "I do have a double for the complicated turning stuff. It was not anything I ever could have done in a year, nothing I could've caught up with. But I think it was just better for all of us if I did as much as possible."

 
 
 

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04:38 AM on 03/30/2011
Dude, one tiny problem in your piece-the issue isn't whether she had a double for the difficult dancing moves-it's that the filmmakers claim she did the majority of all the dance moves-85-90% they have been quoted as saying...and that's not true. It's not remotely true. Natalie did very very little actual dancing in the film. Nobody claims that Tom Hanks actually killed people in Saving Private Ryan or that so and so action guy battled real aliens. But, for some insane reason, the film makers of Black Swan continue to make patently false claims about Natalie's 'dancing'. The studio, itself, released a clip showing that even the simple dance sequences used head replacement to stick Nat's head on another dancer's body. They have since edited out these bits but they've already been on the net, unedited, for months-yet they continue to lie.
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11:28 AM on 03/30/2011
I think Tom Hanks really did people for Saving Private Ryan.
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11:24 PM on 03/29/2011
Memo to Ms Lane: Just dance.
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05:42 PM on 03/29/2011
Part of being a top-billed movie star is not just acting in the lead role but being a face and personality to promote and publicize the film. For better or worse, we applaud actors these days for the dedication they show to a role (see: Daniel Day Lewis & Christian Bale). Natalie Portman, legitimately training her little butt off for so long to prepare, and then following the storyline that she did the vast majority of the dancing work (true or not), is merely fulfilling her job.
That she admitted she didn't do 100% is part of the selling of the movie, by making her appear to be sweet and down-to-earth. If the studio wanted, they'd lock her into a contract stating that she'd claim all dancing was hers, and lock the real dancer into a contract stating that she'd keep her mouth shut.
05:18 PM on 03/29/2011
To Ms. Lane and all of her cronies - please do all of us a favor and stop whining and complaining...enough is enough. Children know that movie making is illusion - it's magical. Because of you and your cronies, you will never be in another movie, whether it's Disney or a solid thriller like Black Swan. Spilled beans and spoiled milk...let us all not discuss this any more please. Natalie has won the Oscar and you did not. Get over it! And, to those who think that Sarah Lane has not gotten the credit she deserves, well look around now - she's getting it and unfortunately in a very negative light. Congrats Ms. Lane...job well done - now please pirouette yourself away into your own movie where you are the star! Okay? Thanks. "Oh look, she does not need a stunt double." WOW!
07:05 PM on 03/29/2011
We are not cronies just because we respect the ballet art form! I don't care about Sarah Lane, I do care that ballet is taken as a serious profession. It takes YEARS AND YEARS to perfect what SARAH LANE can do, to watch Natalie make a Mockery of it is AN INSULT to the profession. That is why dance magazine wrote the original article.

Natalie did work hard, but for the studio or director to imply she was able to do what SARAH LANE can do is just wrong on so many levels. I'm not downing Natalie's role in the movie, she did a good job. I just think the studio should show Sarah Lane's original dance shots in any of the shots used in the behind the scenes "special effects" videos. WHICH THEY DIDN'T and MADE IT LOOK LIKE NATALIE DEFINITELY DANCED THOSE SCENES. IT'S JUST WRONG!!!
03:50 PM on 03/29/2011
Sarah Lane is her name and the writer's refusal to acknowledge that is the problem. She wants credit for her work and didn't come forward until Ms. Portman's camp claimed she did the majority of dancing. As far as Newman/Redford, I don't believe they ever took credit for their Stuntman's work. Why is is so hard for Natalie to be gracious of the work people did on this film?
09:48 AM on 03/29/2011
The difference between Natalie Portman and Robert Redford and Paul Newman may be that they, at the time didn't make an entire Oscar campaign based on "Look how far I went for my aaart, almost got me in the casket,etc...".I understand how someone who did the job can be a little bit annoyed by her "bleeding and mutilated feet" quotes.And there were more of these than the one you put where she actually acknowledges the double.
Yes, every actor who portrays an artist or a skilled pro uses a double. But there's a way to be classy about it. When I watch The soloist, I know ,without anyone explaining it to me, that Jaimie Fox did some training for the cello but didn't really play all the pieces.But it would have been very annoying at the time if he did the media round claiming his fingers bled on the cello. He was smart enough to avoid the over the top hyping of his performance (in a not so good movie, I agree), well Ms Portman was not.
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10:56 AM on 03/29/2011
Nope. Wrong. The award is for "Acting". Period. When there is an award for amazing stunt dancing, you'll have a point. Portman never claimed all the dancing was her, and stated as such many, many times.
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03:34 PM on 03/29/2011
her camp routinely claims 85% of the dancing.
07:13 PM on 03/29/2011
You are right, Natalie never claimed to do all the dancing BUT THE STUDIO AND DIRECTOR IMPLIED IT by not letting Sarah speak to the press and leaving her out of the "special effects" video. They left Natalie's head on one of Sarah's scenes in a shot they implied was 'original footage'.

I haven't scene what is on the DVD features but I hope it shows who was really dancing.

And yes Natalie won for ACTING, good thing too cause her real dancing was not so good.
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02:34 PM on 03/29/2011
She never claimed that she did all of the dancing and said she used a double. This doesn't discount the amount of work and effort she put into making her performance authentic as possible. Lane must be paying people to defend her whines.
06:52 AM on 03/29/2011
This makes a great point, however, it also shows the ridiculous value we've put on acting vs. other arts.
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10:31 PM on 03/28/2011
Look, John Wayne never took credit for Yakima Canutt's stunts!
Portman's people are saying she did 85% of the dancing which is ludicrous.
There are probably some folks who are more interested in actual ballet after seeing the film.
Maybe they'll even buy a ticket to see the wonderful Sarah Lane dance for real!
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Balzac
07:51 PM on 03/28/2011
The title of this article asks a very good question.
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JimmyD
04:58 PM on 03/28/2011
Nothing more to say. You nailed it. :)
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Deli
Life after death, why wait?
03:13 PM on 03/28/2011
This article is hilariously written.
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MikeDu
Both salubrious and lugubrious concurrently.
01:58 PM on 03/28/2011
I think this is all an affect of the idiotization of America. We're no longer able to distinguish between fantasy and reality. Not just in this particular bit of 'movie magic' but in real life as well. This is of a piece with those posters who are complaining that NASA isn't budgeted to build intergalactic space fleets and who insist  that the technology for Star Trek is 'just around the corner'. No it isn't.
01:56 PM on 03/28/2011
She didn't get credit as a body or dance double though--they cut her credit line to hand double, and that sounds like the producers obfuscating her role in the portrayal of natalie's dancing...
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JimmyD
04:59 PM on 03/28/2011
Then maybe that's what she should be going public with? Tho, it would make for really dull reading.
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01:56 PM on 03/28/2011
Good answer.

When I read her complaint, I got the feeling that she wanted a tag line to run under Natalie Portman's name that read, "90% of the dancing done by ............"

Oh well, I'm sure that after this, she won't have to worry about her screen credit on any other movie.
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01:38 PM on 03/28/2011
Who's moderating this post, the writer? Why not allow at least one opposing opinion?