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Evolution Devolution

Posted: 05/14/09 06:50 PM ET

"De-evolution/self-execution/ no solution/I'm a potato and I'm so hip."
- Devo

I once had a promising first date with an intelligent, engaging woman who explained she was on a spiritual quest. This made me a little nervous. If you're on such a quest, I figure you should take a cue from the greatest writers -- don't tell it, show it.

Next time I saw her, we had dinner at a veggie restaurant in Santa Monica, after which she offered to show me her place -- a very good sign, I thought. We took a walk down Montana Avenue, and there on a leafy side street was a modest house, which upon closer inspection turned out to be an Ashram. My nervousness doubled -- was I being recruited? Before we entered, she made it clear that sex was out of the question -- not that I'd asked! -- as her guru preached abstinence. I wondered aloud how that worked over the long term, and she acknowledged that from time to time the guru slept with one or another of his subjects. No harm, no foul, though -- he also was big on forgiveness, and they forgave him.

When I suggested there might be a touch of hypocrisy there, I learned that gurus are people with whom you do not fuck -- unless, apparently, they ask you first. She coldly replied that I was incapable of understanding, because I wasn't as evolved as she.

Of course, there is a sense in which evolution is a contest -- survival of the fittest and all that. But if you have to brag about how evolved you are, how evolved can you be?

According to a 2007 Gallup poll, 68 percent of Republicans don't believe in evolution at all. Politicians on the Right have been scrambling to show solidarity with this cohort. A truly bizarre moment in that effort came during a 2008 Republican debate when the candidates were asked, "Who doesn't believe in evolution?" Three of the Republican contenders -- Mike Huckabee, Tom Tancredo and Sam Brownback -- raised their hands. I wasn't quick enough to notice whether they had opposable thumbs.

John McCain, who was willing to say lots of things he patently disbelieved (who can forget his claim that Obama was referring to Sarah Palin when he talked about "lipstick on a pig"?), couldn't quite bring himself to deny evolution. So he chose Palin to cover his right flank. Addressing the question of evolution versus creationism in schools, she opined, "You know, don't be afraid of information. I am a proponent of teaching both." Apparently, no one asked for her position on misinformation.

Creationism is anything but evolved. Webster's says it's "the doctrine that the true story of the creation of the universe is as it is recounted in the Bible, especially in the first chapter of Genesis." Ken Ham, a leading "young Earth creationist," (that's a guy who thinks the earth is a relative toddler) believes that the entire universe was created about 6,000 years ago and that Noah's flood occurred a mere 4,500 years ago. Ham's favorite response when presented with facts that contradict a strict interpretation of Genesis: "Were you there?"

Well, no. But no one alive today was there for the American Civil War either, so it's just as plausible that God put the Gettysburg Address in our heads just a few minutes ago. Come to think of it, Mr. Ham wasn't "there" a year before he was born, so why should we believe in him?

Last week on Hardball, Republican Conference Chairman Mike Pence -- who presents himself as a voice of reason -- changed the subject every time host Chris Matthews asked about evolution. Finally, Chris stated the obvious: "I think you believe in evolution, but you're afraid to say so because your conservative constituency might find that offensive." Pence replied that one of these days he'd get around to asking God how He created the heavens and the earth.

Then there's Fox News. Not wanting to appear to be complete idiots, they treated the question as Palin did, with an "on the one hand, on the other hand" attitude and last week teased their morning show thusly: "Evolution? Creation? Evolution? Creation?"

At the core of the discussion about evolution, of course, is the scientific method. Evolution isn't something you choose to believe in, like Jesus or your Little League coach. It's a hypothesis with so much evidence to support it, we call it a "fact."

That doesn't mean our knowledge of it is absolute. As the late, great Stephen Jay Gould put it in his classic 1994 paper, "Evolution as Fact and Theory in Science," "fact" can only mean "confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent."

So what's next for evolution deniers? The Republicans need a bold initiative to revitalize their party. They did well in 1994 with Newt Gingrich's "Contract with America."

How about a couple of Constitutional amendments? One could proclaim that evolution never happened, that schools must teach that humans rode dinosaurs and that God can rewrite the past any time He chooses. The second could stipulate that any country who wants to do business with America must enact a similar measure.

I mean, isn't America the greatest country in the world? If we say evolution didn't happen, it didn't happen.

And when it's clear that we're wrong, well, forgive us. We're on a spiritual quest.

 

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"De-evolution/self-execution/ no solution/I'm a potato and I'm so hip." - Devo I once had a promising first date with an intelligent, engaging woman who explained she was on a spiritual quest. This ...
"De-evolution/self-execution/ no solution/I'm a potato and I'm so hip." - Devo I once had a promising first date with an intelligent, engaging woman who explained she was on a spiritual quest. This ...
 
 
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LoreLeo
12:43 PM on 05/16/2009
"It's a hypothesis with so much evidence to support it, we call it a 'fact.'"

Anything that fits this description at any point in time will be debunked and ridiculed approximately five centuries after said point.

That said, 21st century students need to know 21st century science, so, yeah, schools should teach evolution and only evolution.
03:47 PM on 05/18/2009
When discussing the debate of evolution v. creation (although I am coming to believe it is a waste of time to discuss anything with a creationist), I generally fall back on my conviction that science, when confronted with enough facts, will admit the theory is wrong and adjust. Religion never, ever admits it is wrong. I also like to point out that whenever I can think of a scientific conflict between religion and science, eventually religion gets proved wrong. I like to whip out Copernicus (spelling?) and Galileo as examples.

My other favorite argument is that science doesn't not require belief or faith to be true. That's why we call it science and not religion.
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Jacob Dickerman
01:06 PM on 05/15/2009
If it makes you feel any better, the girl actually didn't understand evolution either. One member of a species is not "more evolved" than another, evolution is about how the entire species changes over time. If an individual within the species develops a new attribute, we call that a mutation, when that mutation spreads throughout the entire species because of natural or sexual selection, we call that "evolution".
11:34 AM on 05/15/2009
I have a B.S. in Anthropology, and a Graduate Science degree in another field, and for many years, I studied Palentology.

That being said, I no longer believe in Evolution or Creationism for that matter. I think that most people don't really understand, Evolution it's theories or it's scientific basis, nor do they undestand Creationism. Or fully appreciate the current challenges to both theories. Even though some believe that Evolution is not a theory but a fact, it's current basis may quite successfully be challenged in the not too distant future.

Why? Because it's looking more and more like life did not originate on Earth. Each day there are new discoveries of powerful organic molecules in deep space which are the same precusors of biological life on earth. Those same molecules have been found in meteorites, that routinely strike the earth. It's quite likely that life on Earth began, either accidentally by a meteor strike or by directed panspermia. Rather than originating here and evolving.

It is only a matter of time until biological life will be found either in space itself, in a DNA like structure, or on some other planet, in forms similar to Earth Life. In which case our current understanding of Evolution will undergo revision.

Ontology, may in fact not recapitulate phylogeny after all. Though it may be much different than Garstang's famous rejoinder, a house is not a shack with an addition.
12:34 PM on 05/15/2009
You claim to have a graduate science degree, but do not appear to have even a rudimentary understanding of the theory of evolution. Evolution has nothing to do with how life began. It describes how life branched out into different forms.

If life began from molecules on a meteor (certainly a possibility) it would certainly impact the field of abiogenesis (study of how life began.) But, Darwin's theory would remain unchanged.
12:49 PM on 05/15/2009
I agree Joel. It is possible that elementary life molecules were seeded from space--the whole earth after all formed in space. But the mechanisms of evolution including natural selection, sexual selection, phenotypic plasticity, genetic drift still hold.
09:31 PM on 05/15/2009
>I no longer believe in Evolution or Creationism for that matter<

I'm with you on that. We know that there has been a progression of life forms over time, but the origin of life and the process of speciation are still deeply shrouded mysteries. Evolution as taught in biology class is more propaganda than fact; the holes in the theory are many and massive but this is ignored by proponents. Of course, scientists faced with a constant push back from Bible thumpers cannot show weakness or equivocation; thus we have a very unfortunate politicization of science.
09:18 AM on 05/16/2009
"Evolution as taught in biology class is more propaganda than fact; the holes in the theory are many and massive but this is ignored by proponents."

Where are your peer-reviewed studies? Where's your evidence?

Evolution is the most evidence-supported theory in all of human knowledge.
09:20 AM on 05/16/2009
To say that evolution is propaganda with many and massive holes is just complete ignorance. Nothing could be further from the truth. Scientists know more about the mechanisms of evolution than gravity.
11:57 PM on 05/14/2009
"Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion." Jon Stewart

"I am patient with stupidity, but not with those who are proud of it.." Edith Sitwell

"I have examined all the known superstitions of the world, and I do not find in our particular superstition of Christianity one redeeming feature. They are all alike founded on fables and mythology.." Thomas Jefferson

"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful." Seneca the Younger
10:35 PM on 05/14/2009
Evolution is just another wedge issue like guns or choice. The republicans are simply manipulating the faithful to vote against their own interests. It worked well for a while. It's not working so well now.
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10:32 PM on 05/14/2009
Are you trying to say that the neocons are a sure sign the de-volution? I can believe it.
09:59 PM on 05/14/2009
Did you have to use profanity? Now about these dinosaurs...:-6
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Hendrie Weisinger
09:56 PM on 05/14/2009
I have met many people over the years who do not believe in evolution--most represent fundamentlists. I have learned that there is no point in arguing with these people, and there is no point in trying to educate them, as they are very rigid in thier beliefs.

Having an expertise in evolutionary psychology, these encounters are often frustrating to me. There is no question that evolution, more specifically the process of natural selection, is beyond dispute.

Indeed, my new book, The Genius of Instinct : Reclaim Mother Nature's Tools for Enhancing Your Heath, Happiness, Family and Work, speaks to the point that through the process of natural selection, we are all hardwired with specific instinctual tools designed for the sole purpose of enhancing our lives. I owe a lot to Darwin.
11:22 PM on 05/14/2009
Are you familiar with Elisabeth Cornwell, PhD? She takes a scientific approach to the evolution of religion. Here are links to some of her writings on the subject:

http://richarddawkins.net/article,3534,The-Evolution-of-Religion,R-Elisabeth-Cornwell-PhD-J-Anderson-Thomson-MD

http://suicidegirls.com/news/culture/23567/
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Michael Sigman
12:14 PM on 05/15/2009
Thanks -- I will take a look!
04:30 PM on 05/15/2009
Oh well, for what it's worth, many so called scientists are just as narrow and rigid in their thinking as the so called fundamentalisits. To you there is no question that natural selection is beyond dispute, however there are others who do not hold your view. Disputes like these are usually the important foundations of new knowledge, and it's important that all scientists have an open mind about them.
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Johnagain
WTFWJD?
06:39 PM on 05/16/2009
"To you there is no question that natural selection is beyond dispute, however there are others who do not hold your view."

Wrong! There really is no question that natural selection takes place, when one takes into account the scientific evidence supporting it. To hold another view is to ignore all that evidence. It is not rigid to hold a view that is based on so much scientifically verifiable evidence. It is only rational to do so. On the other hand, rejecting factual evidence and clinging to a viewpoint that is not supported by anything beyond a long-held set of beliefs, is rigid. Believing in the literal interpretation of the Bible, or any other religious text, is akin to sticking with the notion that the earth is flat.
08:40 PM on 05/14/2009
Great article! You're insights are pitch perfect.and I find it interesting there are only 5 comments listed here. Hmm...
07:39 PM on 05/14/2009
Speaking of FOX, the only thing about Charles Krauthhammer (sp?) that I like is that he's highly critical of Intelligent Design (I'm inclined to believe he's either atheist or agnostic like George Will).
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Michael Sigman
12:14 PM on 05/15/2009
At least Krauthammer and Will are intelligent guys who believe in rational discussion and debate!
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Johnagain
WTFWJD?
06:41 PM on 05/16/2009
Krauthammer and Will are highly paid shills for those who pay them (the Heritage Foundation for example). They use their intellects to enrich themselves, with little regard for the truth. This to me is reprehensible.
07:30 PM on 05/14/2009
"...she acknowledged that from time to time the guru slept with one or another of his subjects. No harm, no foul, though -- he also was big on forgiveness, and they forgave him."

If I were charismatic enough, the religion I'd start would work just like that.
07:30 PM on 05/14/2009
Most Americans cannot be expected to "believe" or understand evolution, global climate change, the geologic time scale or the main sequence. It requires too much intellectual effort and discipline. For instance to understand evolution, one needs a nodding acquaintance with several sciences: sedimentary geology, genetics, cell biology, taxonomy, comparative anatomy and even a little nuclear chemistry. Most creationists don't even understand their own Bible or realize that it has four different creation stories all inconsistent.
08:52 PM on 05/14/2009
I have to say, from my experience, most creationists are not very well educated. If they were, they wouldn't have this push-pull power struggle they have with the rest of the world. Additionally, they would be much more logical and would realize it isn't possible to have dinosaurs living at the same time as humans. Again, and I'm speaking from my own experience, there is a very naive quality to their beliefs which makes them seem more like children, than adults with any common sense.

I am most concerned about the children of these adults. I believe they're being completely brainwashed.
11:12 PM on 05/14/2009
My high school sociology teacher said that most people do not mature mentally/emotionally beyond the 8th grade level. At the time, I was skeptical, but his statement stuck with me. Now that I've got a few decades of living under my belt, I find that his statement is resoundingly true.
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mcthfg
06:37 PM on 05/14/2009
I'm all for repubs teaching their kids creationism/design. That means more jobs for competent liberals, who understand that oil is dead dinosaurs and plants, not god's ejaculate.
08:54 PM on 05/14/2009
Nicely put!
11:26 AM on 05/15/2009
Sometimes I think my urinary tract and my back were designed by a Republican god. A junior in engineering could do a much better job at design.