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In Wacky GOP Presidential Field, the Donald Trumps the Shark

Posted: 04/ 6/11 10:42 AM ET

Donald Trump's transparently idiotic statements about President Obama's birth certificate and other matters haven't made Rupert Murdoch's New York Post shy about touting the billionaire's "suddenly surging presidential chances."

Others in the media are also taking Trump's presidential candidacy seriously, and the man whose contribution to the national discourse begins and ends with the words "You're fired" trails only Mitt Romney in a new NBC/Wall Street Journal poll. So it's worth asking if the presence of a knucklehead is simply necessary to the political process -- not because Americans are stupid, but because the media can't tolerate the gravitas of politics -- all that talk of foreign policy and budgets and the Constitution unleavened by pure insanity or the possibility of an upset.

Until recently, Sarah Palin was clearly the 2012 designated knucklehead. Despite her lack of even minimal qualifications, Chris Matthews was among the many Palin-watchers hyping her purported "path to the nomination."

Palin was hardly the first empty pantsuit to get up close and dangerous with the most powerful job in the world -- the 2000 Republican primary field included loopy magazine publisher Steve Forbes, activist/certifiable lunatic Alan Keyes and Dan "I deserve respect for the things I didn't do" Quayle, the proto-Palin.

As Palin's bonehead statements sent her numbers tumbling faster than her champion Bill Kristol could walk back his praise, commentators focused on Newt Gingrich. He's been working overtime contradicting himself on Libya and other issues with the skill of an unprepared high school debater.

No matter how lame Gingrich gets, commentators continue to praise him with faint blame. Newt is an "idea man," they say, without giving specific examples, leaving us on our own to mine the depths of such Gingrich-isms as, "The underlying thematics are beginning to be universalizable in a way that has taken years of work."

Michele Bachmann -- whose grasp of the rudiments of American history is tenuous at best -- may be as far as one can get from presidential timber, but the New Republic's Ed Kilgore, the Telegraph's Alex Spillius and MSNBC's Cenk Uygur are among the pundits talking up her chances in the Republican race.

And then there's Trump. Towering over the field in terms of pure self-aggrandizement, he's inevitably introduced as a "genius businessman" or a "brilliant negotiator." It came as no surprise, then, that in the first in a series of regular spots on Fox and Friends, the mogul praised his own three-night Trump-fest on last week's Fox show The O'Reilly Factor. Leaving content in the dust, meta-media website Mediaite -- which also found it newsworthy to feature the "story" that Bill Clinton has rejected "birther claims" -- noted that even Fox's own Gretchen Carlson "couldn't help but let out a chuckle at Trump's unabashed [self]-promotion."

The spectacle of Donald "Trumping the shark" is so post-ironic that mere irony doesn't stand a chance. When Bill Ayers joked that he, not Obama, wrote the actually brilliant book Dreams of My Father, Trump displayed the audacity of dope: he took the joke seriously.

"They say Dreams of My Father was genius and they give Obama full credit," he told conservative talk show host Laura Ingraham, "and now it's coming out that Bill Ayers wrote it -- that's what started him on his road where he became president."

With geniuses like Trump, who needs idiots?

 

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12:59 AM on 04/10/2011
The republican party is nothing short of an unchaperoned food fight, prayer meeting and sexual orgy within an asylum of the insane. They're all there, from all areas of the country, mentalities lurching from base crazy to extreme psychosis. Has been's and wannabee's all overcome by the need to produce, direct and present to the American people their manifestions of all that is wrong with the country, yet, with nary a coherent suggestion relative to it's repair. All the while though, the poor democrats have as yet, not been able to capitalize on this sorry mess, of less than" lazafaire" political, hocus pocus. The people wait, impatiently, sitting in their 2 and 4 holer's hoping at least for a sufficient supply of cob's for their buckets. An all around damn shame.
12:59 PM on 04/07/2011
Trump is off to jump the shark. He is sending people to Hawaii to investigate the birth certificate "issue."
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12:01 PM on 04/07/2011
At first this was somewhat amusing. Not anymore. Re-electing Bush and Cheney dispite all that was clear to anyone with a brain was the beginning of 'really stooooopid' in this country. That Glenn Beck had such a large following, Palin was considered viable, Bachmann, etc worries me that someone (OK, a total grifter, user, not-even-good showman) could EVER even THINK about running.

Too many in this country are locked into reality TV, not REALITY. This man has failed numerous times in business, so that's no reason to support him. He has more than jumped the shark, he IS a shark. A self-promoter of the worst kind.

Heaven help us if he were to be seriously considered. That he can continue to help display the nonsense that is the Republican party, that and that alone, makes me smile.

This is a serious time in our country and deserves serious, competent, ADULT people 'in charge' of doing the People's business. I am more than tired of all of this and very unhappy that people of his ilk get any ink from the press (don't get me started...).
07:43 PM on 04/06/2011
No Republican who believes in private property rights would vote for Donald Trump unless he is total ignoramus. In a widely reported case during the 1990′s, Mr. Trump and his business partners engaged government officials in the attempted seizure of private homes and small businesses in Atlantic City in order to acquire cheap land to build a parking lot for one his casinos. Fortunately for one of the would-be victims, Vera Coking, and the help of the Institute for Justice, Trump was denied his theft in a court case due to a technicality. But that was not Trump’s only attempt to steal other people’s property via other Eminent Domain. He tried it in California in 2008 and is even now closing in on the land of Scottish farmer Michael Forbes who land Trump wants for a golf course - nice guy. He who would vote for Donald Trump is neither a Republican nor an American.
04:09 PM on 04/06/2011
Well done, Michael. Time to talk about Obama's equanimity in the face of such knuckheads.
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05:51 AM on 04/07/2011
You mean also extraneus factor as litterary compose and yet topographical!
03:22 PM on 04/06/2011
I used to laugh and say this couldn't happen in this society, but now that the "stars" of reality shows are media heroes I believe anything is possible. Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman, Donald Trump, Newt Gingrich - I hope one of them is the GOP candidate. If we can't win over them, maybe we don't deserve the presidency or else maybe it's time to find another place to live.
03:20 PM on 04/06/2011
Oh please let Trump run! (I mean if we're not going to get to have Sarah Palin.)
12:11 PM on 04/06/2011
Republicans keep major issues at bay because fixing them will require sacrifice even by Republicans - the only ones who won't be affected are those who have enough money that they don't need anything - they've got enough to carry them through doomsday. Reality will hit soon because states are struggling to meet budgets after stimulus funds dried up. Not every Republican (or Tea Party member) is in the top 2% of earners, but they act like it. When the fed "shrinks spending" states will have to make up shortfalls - cutting Medicaid subsidy is good, but states/counties will HAVE to raise income tax, property tax, gas/cig/liquor/sales tax to get money. Money can be saved by cutting waste, but it's slow. Tom Coburn (and others) say there is $60B/year of Medicare fraud - prosecutors say it's too much to prosecute yet stopping fraudulent payouts is second to implementing national healthcare (after which fraud will increase). Lots to do and it won't get fixed by sideshows like Palin or Gingrich - it needs plans like those from Daniels or Schweitzer. In the meantime Republicans will keep blaming everything on Obama, but that doesn't fix anything.