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Read Our Lips: No New Texans

Posted: 08/21/11 04:04 PM ET

Among the early highlights of Rick Perry's Texas-sized cannonball into the murky waters of the Republican presidential field were the Lone Star State governor's suggestion that global warming is a hoax, and his description of evolution as merely "a theory that's out there."

Compared to that stuff, I suppose questioning President Obama's patriotism and coming this close to charging Federal Reserve Chair (and Bush appointee) Ben Bernanke with treason were all in a day's vicious campaigning for the Texas governor.

It's not just Democrats and independents who have recoiled from this. Republicans from Karl Rove to John Cornyn to a number of congressmen are worried. The issue for them isn't Perry's good 'ol boy know-nothingism on a host of issues -- that's a plus in this Tea Party Invasion-of-the-Republican-body-snatchers season. It's just Perry's style that needs a bit of fine-tuning. As Peter Roskam (R-Ill.), the chief house Deputy Whip (forget the whipping, isn't the title "chief deputy" oxymoronic -- even moronic?) put it, the threats and insults are "not something you want to lead with...."

To be sure, much of the Republican infighting doesn't even rise to the level of high school hijinks. Rove hates Perry because the Bushies hate their fellow Texan; Sarah Palin, clearly jealous of Bachmann, defended Perry's Bernanke threat as typical Texas "rascal type of rhetoric." A breath of fresh air came from an adult Republican, Bruce Bartlett, who held key positions in both the Reagan and "W" administrations. He told CNN, "Rick Perry is an idiot and I don't think anybody would disagree with that."

On the jobs front, let's give Mr. "keep government out of our lives" Perry credit where credit is due. Texas has added some 300,000 public sector jobs during his decade as governor. Now, you might say he's merely preparing his state for secession from the Union, but a government job is a government job.

Let's say Perry manages to rein in his most self-destructive impulses. His overall theme touting the "Texas Miracle" may not be such a hot idea either. A plethora of pesky statistics reveal that the state isn't so miraculous after all: its crappy schools, high unemployment -- 8.4 percent even with a ton of low-paying jobs -- and huge prison population suggest there's a new t-shirt slogan available: "Texas wrecksus."

Stats aside, Perry still ought to be wary of what we might call the "second coming syndrome." Last time a governor ran for president on the shoulders of his state's miraculousness, a bona fide "Massachusetts Miracle" did nothing to help Democratic candidate Michael Dukakis, who managed to pull a crushing defeat from the jaws of a 17-point lead over a very weak George H. W. Bush. (Fun factoid: Ron Paul achieved a half-percent of the votes in that 1988 race. If he plays his cards Right, he could hit single figures before his 100th birthday.)

At this point, though, Perry's unique melding of swagger, ignorance and meanness has propelled him into a substantial lead in the polls. By contrast, former Utah governor Jon Huntsman's affirmation of his belief in evolution and his trust of scientists on global warming -- "Call me crazy," he Tweeted -- will turn out to be less a profile in courage than an act of self-immolation among Republican primary voters.

While Mitt Romney occupies the soulless, relatively sane wing in Republican circles, the competition between Perry and Michele Bachmann for first place in the fact-free sweepstakes is on. Washington Post reporters Aaron Blake and Chris Cilliza argue that since her victory in the Ames, Iowa straw poll, Bachmann has been losing her "buzz" to Perry. Apparently the Texan's cowboy persona -- problematic as it may turn out to be -- trumps Bachmann's strategy of substituting actual responses with her patented vacant stare accompanied by her mantra of the moment.

Asked repeatedly about her Stone-age views on gays and gay rights, The Minnesota congresswoman answers robotically, "I'm running for president of the United States....." When Warren Buffett wrote a column in the New York Times advocating fair taxation of the super-rich, she responded with this schoolyard "I-know-you-are-but-what-am-I" taunt: "I have a suggestion. Mr. Buffett, write a big check today."

With Bachmann having no chance to win the nomination, it's shaping up as a race to the bottom between Romney and Perry, fantasies of a deus ex machina notwithstanding. As onerous as the prospect of a Romney candidacy may be, the thought that the Texan with the cowboy problem might be our next president inspires the paraphrasing of an infamous George H.W. Bush slogan: "Read Our Lips: No New Texans."

 

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04:51 PM on 08/24/2011
Peter Roskam is the deputy whip? He just got elected last November!
12:39 PM on 08/23/2011
Fact is, in the past 3 years - Gov. Perry created more jobs than President Obama. Many of you may disagree with Perry's political view, but the jobs created in Texas is hard to dispute.
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JAIL THE WALL STREET CROOKS
12:36 PM on 08/23/2011
My new bumper sticker: READ OUR LIPS - NO NEW TEXANS!
02:37 PM on 08/22/2011
Please know that - contrary to popular belief - there are millions of Texans who share your view.
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Pennsylvanianne
There is no sin but ignorance.
10:19 AM on 08/23/2011
You give me hope that not all of Texas approves of the Bushes and Perry. Thanks.
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ETT
JAIL THE WALL STREET CROOKS
12:44 PM on 08/23/2011
X2
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American 69
01:23 PM on 08/22/2011
As a previous Texas Governor said, "You can fool me once , shame on me but if, er, Uh, you try to fool me again you can't fool me once more, even !"

Nuff said ?
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elkabong
Campaign finance is the disease.
11:06 AM on 08/22/2011
"Texas Is a Shining Example of Right-Wing Governance in Action and That's Why It's a Complete Basket-Case
Conservatives claim the "Texas Miracle" is a model for the nation, but it's actually a blueprint for winning the race to the bottom."

http://www.alternet.org/economy/151325/texas_is_a_shining_example_of_right-wing_governance_and_that%27s_why_the_lone_star_state_is_a_complete_basket-case?page=entire
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PWM
Eisenhower Republican. Liberalism = Liberty
12:48 PM on 08/22/2011
In Texas private sector jobs are shrinking and public sector jobs are growing. 1 in 6 texas works for the state of texas or a local government.

This is no surprise, few companies want to move operations to a state where environmental regulations are so weak the place is simply unsafe to raise one's children.
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grilledturbot
If youve got a business.you didn’t build that
02:19 PM on 08/22/2011
You don't have a clue! Making things up? You say business doesn't move to Texas because they are worried about weak environmental regulations? Any examples?

Wait a minute. Maybe I'm wrong. There was a company that fits what you are talking about. They manufacture hankies for liberals to cry in. They didn't move to TX as there was a 'wuss shortage' in that state.
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michelesda
My micro-bio is empty.
10:55 AM on 08/22/2011
Good one!
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BJHenton
10:52 AM on 08/22/2011
Stay home if you want on election day and you'll have a President Perry or Romney. I'll take Obama over any of these wingnuts anyday. Whine and complain but don't stay home. Look what happened in the last election. We ended up with the most obstructionist House of all time!
ThoughtShaman
Compassion is the highest virtue
02:32 PM on 08/22/2011
What has this country come to? We have no real debate on the form and type of government we need. The only sane "moderate Republican" is already in the White House.
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kjatexas
10:31 AM on 08/22/2011
The display of ignorance regarding Texas, by Huffpo readers is absolutely amazing. But since the left has nothing to offer the voters this November, in the way of their record of achievement the past three years, I can understand why they would resort to lies, false statistics, distortions, character assassination, and disinformation.
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elkabong
Campaign finance is the disease.
10:49 AM on 08/22/2011
http://tinyurl.com/5uwg85z
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Jesse Wright
10:53 AM on 08/22/2011
I would argue that these aren't "lies" or "false statistics" but merely a reading of the statistics. This is something that Perry should be well aware of. If he's going to toot his own horn with the Texas miracle, he should have to back up the figures rather than just spout them out. Please provide a detailed explanation of what you would consider lies, false statistics, distortions and disinformation...I excluded character assassination because really...that is what they are trying to prove...so you're right on that one.
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kjatexas
11:15 AM on 08/22/2011
Please provide a detailed explanation of what the Obama administration has accomplished while in office, besides trying to shut down the oil industry in Texas and Louisiana, trying to shut down farmers with dust regulations per the EPA, trying to put coal miners out of work. He's doing a good job of demolishing jobs, and making sure that he loses the states his "regulatory agenda" affects. But I'm all for his continuance of such policies as a vehicle for his being voted out of office in 2012.
And if you think that business is going to stop sitting on the trillions in profits, they could reinvest into jobs and the economy, while he pursues his anti-business agenda, your dreaming. The economy will only recover, when Obama is out of office.
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09:40 AM on 08/22/2011
watch OUR ips : no more RINOs.
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09:13 AM on 08/22/2011
Think of how stupid the average American is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. Doubly true for Texans.
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09:41 AM on 08/22/2011
yeah,that's why TX is thriving .It's ALL due to stupidity. right ?
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kjatexas
10:39 AM on 08/22/2011
@setanta54: Most of the libs posting here, have never been to Texas, have no idea of what is really happening here, and get their distorted information from the leftist media. They comment based on their ignorance of the facts.
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PWM
Eisenhower Republican. Liberalism = Liberty
12:49 PM on 08/22/2011
From 2001 to 2010, Texas' state debt under Perry grew from $13.4 billion to $37.8 billion , according to the Texas Bond Review Board, Rick Perry increase the state debt over the last decade $13.4 billion to $37.8 billion (Increase 182.1%)
Compared to federal debt over the entire Bush administration and Obama as of today, 8/12/11 (Increase 152.9%)

Perry has a worse track record and when one considers over the last decade he got 20 billion from Washington in regular transfer payments (which don't need to be paid back), and from Obama's stimulus program added an additional 24 billion to Texas. So Texas under Perry borrowed 24.4 billion (which has to be paid back) and received 44 billion from the federal government.

Now to put this in its proper context of the Texas Miracle. Rick Perry is said to have created 800,000 jobs, but if we look at the amount of money he spent, 68.4 billion, that is a cost per job of $85,500. That is a great deal of money for low paying jobs with no benefits.
09:13 AM on 08/22/2011
When I finished reading Mr. Sigman's piece I was ready to yell "Amen!". It's great to see that not everyone views Mr. Perry's entrance into the race as the second coming of John the Baptist (or perhaps in Perry's mind, Jesus himself). I refuse to believe this smarmy guy, coincidentally a Texan, will con the country and claim the White House. A few minutes of reviewing his record ought to put an end to that nightmare scenario. http://missingmistersmith.blogspot.com/2011/08/rick-perry-superstar.html
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09:08 AM on 08/22/2011
I thought it was "No nude Texans."
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Michael Sigman
12:22 PM on 08/22/2011
Very good one!
romano70
If conservatives were smart, they'd be liberals
08:57 AM on 08/22/2011
If perry wins the nomination, would that mean that is VP would be the "real" president, like Cheney was to Bush Jr? What kind of message would this guy be sending to the markets when he makes comments about Bernanke? What is the message we will be sending to Europe (Rabidly secular) and the Arab world when he starts talking about his "conversations" with God? Scary!
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Richard Genco
09:36 AM on 08/22/2011
That is the only passing grade I would give Obama lately. He has managed to keep his VP under control. Most of the time.
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09:45 AM on 08/22/2011
and what kind of message did pelosi send ? obama ? LOl--market tanked every time he or she opened their mouths.
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elkabong
Campaign finance is the disease.
11:08 AM on 08/22/2011
The market has been steadily rising since president Obama's inauguration. Then, Republicans won the Midterms...
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antipodal2u
Just say NO to hypocrisy
07:51 AM on 08/22/2011
Read Our Lips: No New Texans

LOL Good article, Great headline. Bout sums it up