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Cardinal Dolan's Blackmail for Jesus: The Empire Strikes Back

Posted: 05/31/2012 12:00 pm

If Timothy Dolan, president of the USCCB (United States Conference of Catholic Bishops) and cardinal of the Archdiocese of New York, is to be believed, he's ready to sacrifice the poor -- many of whom are elderly, juvenile, disabled and infirm -- in Christ's name, for the greater good of wining the war against contraception.

Let's go to the Martin Bashir video tape!

Dolan has put us on notice. He may be forced to "limit" support to the impoverished, homeless and hungry in the interest of "religious freedom" for himself and the small percentage of Roman Catholics who share his views on birth control.

How might this "Blackmail for Jesus" strategy unfold in the city Dolan now calls home?

The cardinal would do well to cut smart as he obtains his pound of flesh.

In the tirade at hand, for example, Dolan mentions schools. If he were to close Catholic schools and slash their budgets, he would be hacking away at a system that's already been worked over, kicking schools while they're down. Many Catholic schools have been closed or "merged" with one another in recent years. Morale in many New York parish schools is already poor. And even in the Sodom and Gomorrah of New York City, it is in parochial and diocesan Roman Catholic schools that the seeds for lockstep Catholicism are best sown. Catholic schools keep "cradle Catholics" in the fold. They condition Catholic children to stick with the church, to be tenacious and patient with the church even when the loyalty (loyalty I happen to possess!) brings disgrace.

These schools are the bishops' best bet for ensuring the preservation of "old school" Roman Catholicism which holds fast to the anti-gay, anti-Semitic, anti-woman, anti-sex ethos promulgated by the Magisterium. Keeping New York City Catholic schools flush does not guarantee the bishops new generations of cookie-cutter Catholics as it often does in other parts of the country; but when it comes to large-scale Catholic indoctrination in New York, K-12 Catholic education is still the only game in town.

On the other hand, what kind of Catholics might we expect to find teaching racially diverse populations of students, Catholic and not, often in low income neighborhoods, for low pay? Progressive minded do-gooders, that's whom.

Many educators working in New York City parish and diocesan schools could earn thrice what they currently earn were they to forsake costly and otherwise taxing life in the great metropolis, but they see both Catholic "formation" and creating justice for the poor as essential to their Roman Catholic lives. Whether they are "out" about their religious politics in a "don't' ask don't tell" professional world in which their livelihoods often depend upon their silence on issues matters Catholic and controversial, teachers working in Catholic schools in New York City are more likely to be of the Catholic Worker persuasion than of the Knights of Columbus variety.

Although in affluent white areas of the U.S. Catholic schools do often function as bastions of white, right-wing indoctrination, these too do a solid job educating students in the three Rs at a fraction of what public school systems spend per child. Roman Catholic schools in New York have excelled at teaching the poor to read, write and think, and in my opinion, our Catholic school systems (under the Brooklyn/Queens and New York dioceses) offer some of the the best models for affordable, un-segregated education that can be found anywhere in New York City. It is for this reason that if Dolan's crusade for "religious freedom" should demand that he "limit" support to those his dioceses currently helps, he will probably find a way to spare the schools.

If the cardinal's "Blackmail for Jesus" plan leads him to "86" programs that feed the hungry (off the menu), Dolan could forfeit the last remnants of positive public relations the church in New York still manages to retain. By "limiting" help for the indigent (while funneling cash into lobbying against women's health care coverage -- during a recession!) Dolan will strip away the very aspect of the church that keeps the roughly 85 percent of Catholics who support the use of contraception (still) identifying as Roman Catholic.

When we (the church) abandon the poor, we cut Christ out of the equation.

If he is smart, Dolan's moral austerity plan will target elderly Catholics. Here's why. As anyone who attends weekday morning mass (I often do) knows, aged Catholics tend not to challenge the bishops. Those who are elderly now came of age before the second Vatican Council convened. They don't challenge papal authority so strenuously as younger Catholics do. They are conventionally pious. They near death and grapple with infirmity. They need -- and deserve -- the solace the church at its best is capable of delivering.

If the the pontiff's man in the Apple should find that he has no choice but to to relieve elderly Catholics of their emergency beans for the greater good of Mother Church, there will be no "Occupy Holy Hour." The over-70 set will go gently into enough into the good night -- and with Dolan's blessing. These elder angels will go so far as to forgive the cardinal too, because although the New York's top priest can cut Christ out of the operations over which the hierarchs preside, Dolan's got his work cut out for him if he thinks he'll be able to resect the Christ from the hearts of devout old-timers. In this surgical strike, New York's cardinal hasn't a prayer.

The children, out of whose mouths the hotdog-loving cardinal would take food in Christ's name, are a different story. Like their aged counterparts, they lack a voice. But discouraging contraception among the poor while refusing to feed their hungry babies is not good for the Roman Catholic Church's image, even if God seems to like the idea.

Poor parents of children sacrificed in the war against contraception are not so likely to extend unconditional forgiveness to bishops who would trade the health of their "post-born" children for the theoretically greater good of the "pre-born."

If Dolan's "Blackmail for Jesus" plan has him "limiting" services to needy children, he will lose whatever chance he might have had (I never thought he had a chance) of becoming the first American pope. Does Dolan want to be remembered as the cardinal who took food from children living in poverty during an economic recession amid a juvenile clerical sexual rape scandal to make a point about "religious freedom?" Nah. He wants to be charming.

The immigration piece is complicated, too. Why? Two reasons, one noble and the other self-serving: Catholics who work as advocates on behalf of the undocumented believe that borders should have no bearing on an individual's right to work and eat. Catholics who work with immigrant New Yorkers see their efforts on behalf of the undocumented as a facet of Christ's work on earth. Even some Catholics in miters see it this way too.

Really, the official position of Catholic Church leadership on immigration is more Obama than Romney, and Dolan and his ilk recognize that there is much to be gained (on this side of eternity) by bringing immigrants into parish life. The New York Archdiocese has learned the hard way, from its past complacence in this, not to assume that Catholic immigrants will stay Roman Catholic. In New York City, the Protestant Evangelicals have put the fear of God into the Catholic bishops, who now recognize that providing shelter, food, clothing and legal help to immigrants is a good investment. Newcomers who establish themselves in New York City with the help of Catholic agencies become compliant and often even devout Roman Catholics.

On the other hand, the cardinal's Protestant comrades on the right outside of New York -- the anti-gay and anti-abortion evangelicals -- do not share the Roman Catholic bishops' all-God's-children style of openness to people who cross the border illegally. "Limiting" aid to immigrants would win Dolan support among the "Bring your guns to church/God hate fags" set. If the cardinal were truly interested in ingratiating himself to the fundamentalist Romney supporters (See "The Bishops v. Obama: Campaigning for Mitt,") making immigrants martyrs in his "Blackmail for Jesus" campaign would be a good very way to go.

I've been involved in a few different Roman Catholic-sponsored Social Justice programs for 12 years. Although even our greatest critics will admit that we New York Catholics have a fine track record in supporting New York City's homeless, hungry, infirm, aged, incarcerated and undocumented, but Catholics don't have a monopoly on this work. Half of the social justice work I currently do is sponsored by a Reform Jewish Temple.

If Timothy Dolan were to move forward with his "Blackmail for Jesus" plan, people of all faiths and no religious faith would step up. They would take on those the cardinal would abandon in Christ's name.

Individuals who minister to the indigent, disabled, aged, poor and infirm don't care whether what house of worship supplies the spare room or folding chairs. They don't care what, if any, religious affiliation their clients have. Most of those working at places like Catholic Charities in New York City have no stake in promoting the expansion of an empire. They're too busy trying to build a City of God.

Still, if Dolan does pull the trigger on his "Blackmail for Jesus" retaliation plan, the effects, for those who need Catholic agencies most, will be catastrophic in the short term.

But 60 percent of the Catholic Charities' organization's funding already comes from the government. Much of the other 40 percent comes from corporations with no religious affiliation. I believe the public will respond as it did when Planned Parenthood lost its federal funding in February of 2011, by compensating. The bishops get more than they give from Catholic Charities. The work on behalf of the poor constitutes the bishops' best -- and maybe last -- claim to moral authority. If, in his colossal petulance, Dolan decides carry out his threat to "limit" outreach to the poor, he will be cutting off his nose to spite his jolly red face.

 

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Michele Somerville
08:43 PM on 06/03/2012
For more on Dolan, read "Cardinal Dolan Has a Lot of Explaining to Do."
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12:29 PM on 06/08/2012
Are you that desperate for a story that you have to write such nonsense? Many of your fellow Catholics object to your writings. Certainly they ARE the Church as you say. I tend to agree. You seem to be one of those "christers" that drop $20 in the plate on Christmas and Easter and don't attend any other time, and then claim to be a subject matter expert. Your authoriship leads the intelligent to conclude that you are not really Catholic and by Huffington allowing this to be publice, they are not really news.
11:03 PM on 06/19/2012
Excellent article! Anybody who has seen Dolan in one of his many red-faced, eyes-a-poppin rants knows damn well this man is a fraud. Ambitious and egomaniacal, yes. Priestly and pious, no.
07:30 PM on 06/02/2012
Ms. Somerville sadly sacrifices her alleged "Catholic" values for her own personal vanity to attack the Church. Likewise, the homosexual priests that sacrificed their values to destroy the Church with the abuse of young men. Ms. Somverville, I contest is no better than they. Who is her Bishop? Who is her priest? Certainly she would have been counciled not to write these articles if they were authentic. Sadly there is no record of her Confirmation, or parish registry on the books.
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dojone
nada
01:54 PM on 06/06/2012
What books and why do you have access to them, furthermore, why are you violating her privacy by spreading unproveable information. Put your money where your mouth is.
02:53 PM on 06/06/2012
Thinking for yourself does not equate to vanity. In fact, thinking for one's self begins the quest for authenticity that leads to the truth. Your inane definition of "authenticity" only leads me to believe that you don't know what faith is if you need some sort of authenticity from the outside, e.g. bishops, priests and doctrine to define yourself. Luckily Jesus faith did not come from man and doctrine alone.
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PeterinSydney
05:09 PM on 06/02/2012
Dolan looks more and more like a big queenie clown as he prances around in his new red gear.
07:21 PM on 06/01/2012
There is no data to support that Michele Somerville is an authentic practicing Catholic. Sadly this article is written with a vicious slant, like the rest of her material to destroy the Church.
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10:21 AM on 06/02/2012
The Roman Catholic Church is being destroyed by persons such as Cardinal Dolan. Pompus, Self-righteous, arrogant, smug, and beliving he is the only one to whom the TRUTH has been revealed.

He can add another campaign now: Roman Catholic Sisters (the LCWR) which represents roughly 80% of Roman Catholic Women Religious. These are women who put the people of God before themselves. Despite concerns regarding their aging members, fewer new comers, these dedicated women continue to reach out and minister to the marginalized of the world.

No one needs to help destroy the church; the church is doing a good job of doing that for itself: the Timothy Dolan's, Benedict's and much of the college of cardinals and others. Michele is telling you the truth. Stop defending the offenders and stand with the good Sisters who remain loyal to the church that has abused, misused, and misrepresented them time and time again.
April Dancer 25
The Girl From U.N.C.L.E.
08:35 AM on 06/01/2012
What makes me so sad is that men like Dolan and those who think like him [yes, you Kelly101] want to make our church so homogeneous in thought that there is no room for questions or disagreement. That is not what the church is or has been about. Catholic means universal but there are those who would make it so much smaller by barring those who don't immediately believe everything they are told to believe. Unfortunately the way that politics and now religion is evolving is pushing everyone away. Those of us who love the church are pained by the hateful words and actions by the people in charge. We can let them know how we feel by not financially supporting them, but will they understand our actions? As a friend in Opus Dei would councel -- pray that things will change. I don't think she would approve of my prayer relieve us of such hard-headed and -hearted heirachy, but pray I will. And people like kelly101 can't make me leave my church.
02:10 AM on 06/01/2012
If Catholics don't believe in Church teachings, then the door is open for you to leave. No one is forcing you to stay. But if you call yourself Catholic, then you identify yourself with the teachings of the Church. All liberal Catholics should just form some Protestant denomination because there is no such thing as a conservative Catholic- its just Catholic. By the way, religious freedom is protected in the Constitution of this country- check any court case and you will see freedom of religion has won. The Catholic Church does not care about popularity and power; its mission is to save souls from Hell and sometimes what it says offends sinners. Big deal. Get over it. What Cardinal Dolan is doing is sad, but it is the right thing to do. He did not pick this fight. We have to protect the sacred teachings of the Church, even if it means making our ministry smaller. There will always be Catholics, just look at the history of the past two thousand years- we're not going away anytime soon. To all those who say"Catholics don't agree with teaching on contraception" I say back that 1) actually consider what and why the Church says what it says and 2) just becasue we all are sinners does not mean that the Church should support and approve sin!
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Michele Somerville
09:50 PM on 06/01/2012
Kelly 101,

I wonder why the 85% of Catholics you would call "liberal" Catholics are always told to leave when it would be more logical for the smaller subset of Catholics, those you call "just Catholic" Catholics, to leave and establish their smaller, purer church? You can use the door. The 80-90% aren't forcing you to stay.

Thanks for the comment. .

MMS
06:25 PM on 06/02/2012
Ms. Somerville, sadly the "liberal" Church's time has come to an end. With the liberal nuns dying and all the Priests involved in the sexual abuse are prisoned, we will be left with the Church Militant. You seem to forget the other 18-20 or so rites such as Byzantine or Orthodox in full communion with Rome, SSPX, and FSSP that are bringing back the Orthodox Tridentine Liturgy. The "liberal" cafeteria catholics practicing heresy will have closed doors because those seeking authentic Catholic teaching are not at all attracted to your liberal theology. In fact those that follow you will one day either wake up in Hell, or realize you led them down the wrong path of what being a Catholic and Catholicism is all about. It is YOU who should be excommunicated for this and your other posts as you have no respect for the Church authority; which in itself is blasphemous.
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10:26 AM on 06/02/2012
Please, please, don't leave the Roman Catholic Church and become an Episcopalian.
08:40 PM on 05/31/2012
How many atheist charities are out there apart from the government?
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14Kestrel
04:34 PM on 05/31/2012
The RCC. An endless series of soft targets to plug away at. It's almost too easy.
08:27 PM on 05/31/2012
Like feedings Catholics to the Lions....Don't worry, this is just a phase in an age. The Church will heal and comeback this is just a test of the faithful.
02:54 PM on 05/31/2012
Michele--silly woman--cardinal dolan doesn't give a tinkers damn what you think.
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Montana 123
Mama to Three Little Monkeys
02:35 PM on 05/31/2012
As an ex-Cradle Catholic, I agree with you. Dolan makes me sick to my stomach.
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oldwhitefemdem
Oldy for marriage equality
02:21 PM on 05/31/2012
What kind of holy person threatens to abandon the poor, the weak, the faithful? Where does this old man get off black-mailing the American public? Catholic Charities? They distribute monies from the governments and their congregants and set themselves up as nobility? What arrogance.

These bishops have decided that they would find grace in refusing their missions to the less-fortunate because of some doctrinal issued to the church by another arrogant white man - not their Lord or God.

They bring shame to their church and faith. How do they defend that? It's about power, bishops, and you know it. I hope your bluff is called. What will you tell the pope when your benefactors refuse to embrace your mean-spirits? He's really not going to like it when the offerings go waaaaay down.
08:26 PM on 05/31/2012
Why destroy the Church for all eternity to feed a few people some bread? Certainly should the Church close it's facilities and go underground, this age, like the Roman Empire that persecuted Catholics will fade, and then we will come back strong again. That's why.
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oldwhitefemdem
Oldy for marriage equality
01:02 AM on 06/01/2012
Are you talking martyr here? I don't follow. In case you are serious - fine with me if you fade. Catholic charities don't have a corner on faith or generosity of spirit. The donations they received will go to other religious organizations who will pick up the slack without the dogma and the many conflicts of interests.
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anon004
Yes, it's true -- reality has a liberal bias
02:35 PM on 06/06/2012
Yeah, every time someone has the temerity to merely disagree with the hierarchy's intrusions into the political process, it's "I'm being persecuted!" What a bunch of crybabies!
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tracerhaha1
It's time to end the war on (some) drugs.
02:07 PM on 05/31/2012
They are more interested in controlling other people than they are in following the teachings of Jesus.
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1johnf
What would Studs say?
02:05 PM on 05/31/2012
It's very important to understand that Dolan's in campaign mode. No, not this year's Presidential campaign. Cardinal Tim is running for pope! He is trying to impress the curia and the conservative cardinals in Rome that he has the chops to be elected infallible. Big Ben is not going to be around much longer, and Dolan is working the wheels of Vatican politics.

Let the poor be cared for by god, Tim has bigger fish to fry (as opposed to multiply).
08:25 PM on 05/31/2012
Sadly you don't have any idea on what goes on during the conclave.
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1johnf
What would Studs say?
09:56 PM on 05/31/2012
Really Art? You've been there?? If not, your sadness is misplaced. When you believe in the talking snake, you'll believe anything.
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Teresa Linton
01:52 PM on 05/31/2012
this sickens me. I saw a piece on him on 60 minutes and thought that maybe he was one of the remaining good guys. I would not trust any priest in the catholic church.
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Michele Somerville
10:23 PM on 06/01/2012
Dear Teresa,
Although Dolan's blackmail threat and the current allegations of wrongdoing in the context of paying off Milwaukee pedophile clerics sicken me too, I must say that I know and trust many fine, fine priests.

Some of the stats we read re: priests who rape are misleading. The number of priests who commit sex crimes against children is probably not disproportionately greater in the RC church than in other faiths -- but the coverup, orchestrated and perpetuated by bishops, is. The bishops' practice of shuffling predators created a situation wherein individual priests could offend over and over again -- for decades -- without being stopped. This yielded more crimes but not necessarily more perpetrators. Thanks for commenting.
MMS
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Robert Breedlove
Curmudgeon of Lucidity
01:41 PM on 05/31/2012
If the Church can't follow the laws protecting the rights of minorities they should get out of the activity altogether. That includes schools, hospitals and health care plans. The Catholic Church seems not to know the teachings of their founder. Jesus healed the pais of a Roman Centurian and did not condemn the homosexual relationship but praised the Centurian's faith. He also said not one thing against homosexuality. But he did teach "as ye have done to the least of these" and it's corellary "as ye have not done for the least of these". Dolan should be in great fear for his soul, as should the whole Catholic Magesterium. They have lost the right to call themselves followers of Christ and are well on the way to becoming the Antichrist.
08:24 PM on 05/31/2012
The Centurion DID NOT have a homosexual relationship with the slave.
04:34 PM on 06/01/2012
Huff, Huff. Huff and Puff. The very idea!!!