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The Implosion of the Republican Party 2012

Posted: 11/12/11 01:14 PM ET

Newt has the Tiffany lifestyle problem, Romney the liberal issue and Herman the blonde bombshell syndrome. If only the genie had stayed in the bottle, there certainly would have been a Romney/Cain business ticket for the Republican nomination for President in 2012. It would have been glorious with two rough and tumble businessmen straight from the netherworlds of big business ready to set this country back on track. Jobs, Jobs, Jobs! After all, this duo would know how to do it. And more importantly, they would not be hampered by political hullabaloo, except for Romney's slip as Governor of Massachusetts. But that could be overlooked since he hadn't served in Congress. Yeah we all know that Mitt is a might bit too Democratic for the Republican Party elders. But with 'American Dream' Herman Cain by his side, it could become much more palatable. Mr. Cain is a true believer, a man who had risen from a fatal diagnosis. In fact, he claims to be a deeply religious Christian that does not believe in abortion under any terms; whether the life of the mother was at risk, or the woman was a victim of rape or incest. Cain certainly could be the man to toughen up Romney on social programs, and help gloss over that "Mormon" thing.

But that damn genie would not stay hidden in that bottle. She and her gal pals just keep sticking their heads up. And if that was not bad enough, that rabble-rouser liberal attorney Gloria Allred got wind of the scandal and went on the news shows. Well, it could be bye-bye White House for Mr. Cain on the top or the bottom of the ticket. Too bad this all didn't bubble up in the time of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas' scandal -- Cain might have gotten away with it. But dictators can't hide in the age of instantaneous news, and neither can Mr. Herman Cain. Allegations of sexual harassment are a big no-no.

What is the Republican Party to do with the cast of characters running for president? They don't have a lot of realistic choices to take down the sitting President, except for former Governor Romney, former Speaker Newt Gingrich, former Governor Rick Perry or Herman Cain. So maybe the bumbling of Rick Perry on national television will serve him well. He's just a regular guy that had stage fright and lost his train of thought right? Maybe the pundits are just dead wrong and his campaign still has legs. Smarts are not a prerequisite to run the country. And maybe the American people will fall for a shadow president again like they did with former President George W. Bush. Remember, Newt has the Tiffany lifestyle problem, Romney the liberal issue and Herman the blonde bombshell syndrome. Oh yes, there is always former Governor Jon Huntsman. But it seems that the Party will never forgive for being too smart which is code for liberal thinking; sashaying with the government of China; and aiding and abetting the Obama Administration as the Ambassador to China. So are we back to a Rick Perry/Michele Bachmann ticket? Or are we going to quash Gloria Allred and wing it with a Mitt Romney/Herman Cain ticket? Or is Newt Gingrich the man that is in the right place at the right time as many pundits would like us to believe? Or can that damn genie or genies go back in that bottle until at least after November?

Sadly, each Republican ticket choice is beset with values and prejudices that we'd rather not admit to in this country ranging from sexism to anti-intellectualism to religious prejudice to racism to class warfare to misogamy.

 

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12:30 AM on 01/02/2012
So in Comparing the GOP TP Candidates to Green Pea Soup, which would you prefer;

Campbell's, Progresso, Pea Soup Anderson's, Brand X, Y or Z or Home Made?
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Vapula
Failure is not an option
01:24 AM on 12/12/2011
If you have any pride you would be ashamed of the slate of Republican candidates. But for the Republican party shame is an alien emotion and so we will be entertained by these embarrassments for some time to come. I just hope that none of them becomes Americas shame.
02:39 PM on 11/17/2011
Yes, I think we all need to to take cover, because this is gonna be messy! Don't worry, though. There will be no brain parts involved in the implosion, just blood and guts.
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Marx Twain
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06:33 PM on 11/15/2011
Does Vegas have odds on which Republican will implode next? I bet I could make some serious money this year if they did. I'd take my winnings from Cain and double down on Gingrich.
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wrabbitt
Soylent Green IS People.
04:29 PM on 11/15/2011
The Tea-publican field has pretty much shot itself in the foot, Mitt "Silverspoon" Romney wasn't their choice in 2008 Maybe they should try McCain again, or the New Jersey Fatman. The "Cast of characters" represent the GOP's best chance at electing a president in 2012? They are selecting a lamb to slaughter, the one that they pick will never have a political career after the landslide burys him.
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Just logic
04:22 PM on 11/15/2011
Thanks Ms Author. You said the GOP is imploding and you left out Ron Paul. I think she is saying that all of the other canidates are gonna lose. Thanks.
12:30 AM on 11/16/2011
The more people that tell me he can't win the more I believe he will.
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Just logic
08:33 AM on 11/16/2011
And see lately I have been hearing from liberals that they think he will win. I think that he is in a prime spot.
12:12 AM on 11/15/2011
I like Ron Paul thanks for talking about him
11:42 AM on 11/14/2011
The key for Obama, I think, is to help exacerbate the gulf between the extreme Tea Party base of the Republican Party and it's center-right Establishment. The majority of their base may never vote for Mitt Romney, while millions of economically center right independents would chose Romney over Obama. The two wings have to be kept from uniting.
The renewed energy on the Left allows Obama to run a populist campaign in a time when he is otherwise a bland Centrist who doesn't compare favorably to Romney. The further Left he goes, the more extreme the Tea Party becomes, the more they cry for purity, and the more likely they are to split off after a third candidate when it becomes apparent that Romney is the Republican nominee.
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Vapula
Failure is not an option
01:27 AM on 12/12/2011
Obama has so much ammunition to destroy whoever wins the nomination that his failure will be very hard to achieve.
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11:23 AM on 11/14/2011
The Republican Party has always been a Party of anything-goes Capitalism. They never ,ever cared anything about people....Then one day they woke up a thing called the TEA Party..which sounded like a good idea at the time..Now they are trying make them selves sound like People Persons. When Newt starts sounding like a People Person...you know were heading for deep gac,ka...
12:33 AM on 01/02/2012
Actually it seems that the Tea Party they helped nurture along has actually become the Snake that has Bitten Them where they sit, helping to sink the entire Party because of their extremist views.
11:08 AM on 11/14/2011
The GOP will nominate Romney. He will select a younger Tea Party favorite from the SOUTH such as Marco Rubio...who will be in line for President in 2020 (which gives the Wall Street folks plenty of time to assimilate him into the fold). The corporate crowd will be energized for Romney and the Tea Party will be energized for Rubio. The question is...who will America trust with their future?
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aresponse2dotcom
Let truth prevail over "stuff"
01:13 PM on 11/14/2011
Hopefully they will not re-elect the last great American Error
12:57 PM on 11/15/2011
I didnt know George W was running again.
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04:30 PM on 11/15/2011
Shrub isn't running.
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blueinannarbor
my mico-bio is now full
09:15 AM on 11/14/2011
It's been a wild couple of weeks in the news. First we had Herb Cain's sexual harassment allegations, then the Penn State child molestation scandal. In the wake of that the Citadel announced that it, too had an issue with a child sex scandal. There's also the collapse of the Italian ruling government headed by Silvio Berlusconi, famed for his orgiastic 'bongo bongo' parties and an issue with parents being outraged because an ex-porn star is reading to their children at school. Being continuously confronted by the excesses of the human libido, I tried to find refuge in some football. Unfortunately all of the commentary during the game kept referring to 'tight ends', 'wide receivers' and 'backside pursuit' and I found myself coming full circle. I think I need to take a shower for my soul.
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Giggie
04:47 AM on 11/14/2011
Well put....exactly right!
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01:53 AM on 11/14/2011
The biggest implosion is of progressives.

With 18% (effective unemployme­nt), with overspendi­ng amounting to ~$400/mont­h per US citizen, with obvious crony capitalism in Solydra, etc.....AND the media spends all of their time on conservati­ves?

What a shame on the surface.

What GOOD NEWS to the average citizen though - finally, the utter idiocy of the progressiv­e mindset is exposed.

What GOOD NEWS that the republicans are confronting the real issues.

While you progressives posse about like red-tailed hyenas laughing at human errors, the real Americans are taking America back.

Just be prepared to become as relevant as the Flappers of the 1920's. Be prepared to become an insignificant footnote in your grandchildrenss' eighth grade history book.
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gleannfia
08:09 AM on 11/14/2011
Actually, the TP is rapidly becoming a footnote in history.
As last Tuesday's elections clearly demonstrated, progressives and centrists are fighting back against TeePee overreach. And none too soon.

Real Americans? Republicans of today? Ha.
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10:25 AM on 11/16/2011
Watch and learn.
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rearlwriter
08:41 AM on 11/14/2011
Wow, are you wrong! The hypocrisy of the tea party doesn't fool most people. Less government intervention is the cry... Until they want to determine who people can marry, or what decisions women are allowed to make for themselves, or what out national motto should be. The tea party has been bamboozled into thinking they are defending American values. In reality, they are defending the rights of a few over the rights of all.
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10:26 AM on 11/16/2011
Complete and utter BS. You've been watching too much MSNBC.
12:51 AM on 11/14/2011
"misogamy"

Hatred of marriage seems like it's the least of the GOP's problems. I think you mean misogyny.
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sociocanuck
Red Tory mind / Progressive voting history
12:09 PM on 11/14/2011
Not to mention occasional hints of misandry from Michelle and a general state of misanthropy-as-long-as-they're-Libruls.

Hatred of *gay* marriage, too, perhaps.
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stewartm0205
12:14 AM on 11/14/2011
There must be some reasonable republican politicians some where. Why aren't they running.
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Querent
I just had to say that.
05:16 AM on 11/14/2011
Must there? That's kind of like saying, "There must be some reasonable flat Earth supporters somewhere."
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Cthulhu thinks you'd make a nice sandwich.
06:12 PM on 11/16/2011
*snicker*