Halloween Continues To Sex-ify Costumes That Really Shouldn't Be Sexy

03/18/2010 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Yes yes, Halloween has become a national excuse for women to look slutty. What amazes us, though, is the holiday's uncanny ability to take totally totally un-sexy things (Taxis, people. Actual taxi cabs.) and tart them up.

For example ... this "Sexy Cabbie" costume that we kind of think might be an actual cab. There's a particularly classy "free rides" tag on the chest.


If I was intent upon looking slutty, I'd just wear a push-up bra and hot pants, but ok. Click for the slideshow of our favorite shouldn't-be-slutty costumes. Including a mental patient.