Yes yes, Halloween has become a national excuse for women to look slutty. What amazes us, though, is the holiday's uncanny ability to take totally totally un-sexy things (Taxis, people. Actual taxi cabs.) and tart them up.
For example ... this "Sexy Cabbie" costume that we kind of think might be an actual cab. There's a particularly classy "free rides" tag on the chest.
If I was intent upon looking slutty, I'd just wear a push-up bra and hot pants, but ok. Click for the slideshow of our favorite shouldn't-be-slutty costumes. Including a mental patient.