One thing we can say for sure about the parking lot in front of the Twin Peaks restaurant in Waco -- sure isn't a gun-free zone. When the fracas came to an end last Sunday, at least nine people were dead, another eighteen were injured and more than 150 biker gang members had either been arrested or detained for additional questioning, a number which kept changing as the cops ran out of usual spaces (read: jail cells) to stick all the guys who engaged in the rumble.
And if you think that it was only the parking lot that was an unfree gun zone, the Waco Police Department issued a list of all the weapons found in the restaurant before, during and after the gang members were being carted off to the hoosegow. Ready? Along with an AK-47, the cops found 118 handguns stuffed into potato chip sacks, flour bags, hidden on shelves in the restaurant's kitchen and simply lying around on the floor. And here's the best of all; someone actually tried to flush a handgun down a toilet.
I remember back in the 1980s when Glock first started promoting gun sales, the company ran a very clever advertisement called the Glock "torture test" which showed someone dropping a Glock from the roof of a building, then coming downstairs, picking up the gun and it still worked. The test was a riff on Timex watches and how they take a licking but keep on ticking. So I'm thinking that maybe someone in the Waco Twin Peaks restaurant wanted to update the Glock test by first trying to flush the pistol down the toilet. Dumber things with guns happen all the time in the Lone Star State.
In any case, the Waco mess apparently grew out of a fight that started inside the restaurant and then spilled outside. The melee evidently involved members of at least four biker gangs, including but not limited to members of the Scimitars, Vaqueros, Cossacks and Bandidos, the last-named bunch having been dubbed a "growing criminal threat" by the Department of Justice, even though their French subsidiary allegedly runs a Toys for Tots drive every year -- in France.
Biker gangs have been around almost as long as motorcycles have been around, but they achieved their unique counter-cultural status in the 1960s when they were rhapsodized and condemned by "gonzo" journalist Hunter Thompson, whose relationship with the bikers ended when he got the crap beaten out of him by several members after Thompson rebuked one of them for punching out his wife. Two years later the Angels and other biker gangs engaged in a slugfest at the Altamont rock festival, which both ruined the festival and stripped the biker gangs of any last vestige of romantic imagery in the media or the popular imagination.
Meanwhile back in Texas, a bill to allow open carry of handguns appears to be ready for passage which Governor Abbott has promised to sign. The bill's supporters, of course, claim that what happened in Waco shouldn't have anything to do with this law, but the mess outside of the Twin Peaks restaurant, it seems to me, does have something important to say about the NRA's most cherished project, namely, to get rid of all gun-free zones. Recall what Wayne-o said after Sandy Hook: "Only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is with a good guy with a gun."
But think about this: There may have been more than 100 bikers at Twin Peaks, all of whom believed they were 'good guys' who needed to carry guns in case a 'bad guy' from another gang was also armed. So if everyone can decide for themselves who are the 'good guys' and who are the 'bad guys' and back up this decision by strapping on a gun, the incident in Waco won't be the last time that bullets and bodies go flying. Do people become 'good' because they walk around with a gun? The Bandidos and the NRA would definitely agree.