I have a soft spot for slackers, they are individualists. But as a mother, I'm stumped. I have one slacker and one perfectionist. My slacker was born a few weeks late, my perfectionist on time -- the exact calculated time of arrival.
As a parent I'm supposed to guide them both and offer them learning opportunities and foster their talents. I've tried. We parents, that's what we do. Try.
My slacker was a sleepy kindergartener. He spent the year yawning and missing his nap. He thought the class pet, a chinchilla, and the blocks were cool. But the letters and numbers weren't so interesting...
In between kindergarten and eighth grade, I found my slacker-boy art camps, fishing camps, Audubon camps and Lego Leagues. He enjoyed some of the activities I crammed into his days. The problem with the activities was that they messed with is down time. (His wording. Not mine.) He liked to draw, snack, longboard and walk around with his friends more than any expensive camp or experience I cooked up. As for sports? His sporting career rolled to a stop in second grade. He sat down mid-field and picked dandelions.
My sludgy slacker is now a junior in high school. He works in the summers: The season I once tried to make into stimulating learning labs of adventures. He's been tested and diagnosed as super, super intelligent, creative and verbal. He doodles and spaces out. He has some executive functioning issues, but who doesn't?
He has selective executive functioning issues. The same guy who forgets to write down an assignment remembers his social schedule to a T. He never ever forgets a date, a number or a friend's gig. So, I'm not actually worried that he won't ever be able to adhere to a schedule -- I am worried he won't be able to adhere to a schedule he doesn't create.
We've hired tutors. He has been taught organizational skills. He's color coded his notebooks, labeled his homework folders and carried an assignment notebook around. Alas, most days the assignment notebook is empty. He's downed medication and sat through hours of therapy. In the end, he learned how to talk about his feelings. He learned how to express that he does not care about his grades and he can't be bothered with homework.
He says he doesn't care. I think he doesn't want to fail. And the pressure of outside expectations? Too much to bear. Whether from a Lego club or an English teacher, I think academic slackers are low achievers to avoid anxiety. It's quite adaptive when you turn it upside down and consider the idea from down here, in low achiever's land.
I should note that my slacker is well loved by his teachers. He is not disruptive, rude or belligerent. He is a peaceful protester.
My perfectionist is scheduled every minute of every day. From the outside she looks like a classic hurried child, the type David Elkind describes in his book, The Hurried Child. Trust me, she hurries herself. I can barely keep up. She has a routine for each and every day, including Sundays.
What drives the kid whose work is always done two days early? Who never misses an assignment and always pulls an A? I think anxiety as well. I don't see perfectionists enjoying school per se. But their homework? It's done.
My kids are not in elementary school. Their work is their work to complete. I do not stand over them checking their spelling. I am able to track my children's grades online. I can see what they've scored on a quiz, if they have missing work and what their current, to the moment, grade point average is. I have encouraged my children to use this "tool" for themselves. There is little I can do when I look at the spreadsheets. It is their performance, their work. I gave them the password and told them to see for themselves.
For my slacker the fact that the "tool" exists is a violation of his civil liberties. He does not want his parents able to see his school work or the list of things he hasn't done, has forgotten or didn't think would be collected. To my perfectionist, it's a way to make sure she's up to speed and handed all her work in; it's a little extra assurance.
How does one imprint the importance of punctilious behavior, of dedication to one's studies and the desire to do well without stressing a kid out? Is there a way to say, "Do your best and enjoy yourself" that is guaranteed not to make any child feel too pressured to succeed?
I bet there is no magic solution. I bet you must tailor your reaction to your child.
One child needs prodding to move, another to slow down. Learning how to learn to ask, to process and to listen to the information is the point, not the grade. Right?