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Young Male Zombie Scared For Marriage

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Fewer and fewer zombie men marry these days and why? (Also marry at older and older age.) Because marriage is scary time commitment and less time for eating brain. Also sometime married women like less zombie eating than men or other way around then other one cannot eat so many brains as want to. If male zombie can have woman zombie and also eat all the brain might be more marriage happens. But those is ok! For now who care really. More single male zombie mean more single female zombie mean more strong zombie for killing human.

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