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Halloween Can Forecast Divorce In The New Year

Posted: 10/25/11 03:00 AM ET

I like to refer to Halloween as the relationship fortune telling holiday. You don't need a crystal ball to see how your relationship will fare in the new year. Instead, the foreboding signs that divorce is coming will play out in the details of the spooky holiday. You just have to know what to look for.

If you recognize any of the three scary relationship signs below, it might be time to take off the mask and look at the ugly truth hiding beneath. Like all things preventative, if you can detect relationship problems early on, you have a better chance of fixing the relationship before it dies.

Scary Sign 1: A sudden change

Most couples celebrate each Halloween the way they always have -- doing the same thing. For some it involves dressing up in matching costumes (him a hamburger and her a box of fries). Some choose not to celebrate and even ignore children shouting trick-or-treat at the front door. Falling into a routine isn't always a bad reflection on a couple's commitment. Sometimes, change is the sign of trouble.

Reflecting back on his marriage, Garrick remembered, "The only thing that changed about Halloween was that we didn't have as much fun and my ex-wife stopped decorating the house to freak the kids out."

Garrick's memory of behaviors that seemed inconsequential turned out to be a sign that he and his wife had lost their celebratory ways. Don't make the mistake Garrick did. If you see the same thing happen in your relationship, there is only one thing to do -- direct your flashlight straight in your spouse's costumed-eyes and talk about what's truly going on.

Scary Sign 2: Costumes that sex it up

Costumes have a way of bringing out more than a spouse's alter ego. If your spouse usually dons a costume in the likes of Gumby, the Flying Nun or a favorite cartoon character, you have nothing to worry about. He or she is someone who feels secure enough in the marriage to act out fantasies that would normally get laughed at.

On the frightening side, people who are contemplating divorce sometimes treat the day (usually without awareness) as a rehearsal to freely dip their toe into single life. If they like what they experience, it could wreak havoc on your marriage later on.

Costumes that lean toward trouble are those that are alluring to the opposite sex. You know the type -- the naughty nurse, French maid, Playboy Bunny (obviously for women) and the shirtless fireman, Tarzan or anything that makes a woman swoon.

"I arrived late to my husband's Halloween work party. I looked for his usual "plumber man" outfit (accessorized with a fake butt crack). I saw him cozying up to a sexy Medusa. He'd ditched his plastic buttocks for a chiseled set of abs and bulging biceps he'd been working on for 6 months. Boy did I let him have it! My gut was right. Divorce papers arrived four months later along with his new address -- Medusa's house!"

Scary Sign 3: Separateness

Halloween is a time for couples to focus their attention on shared activities -- the children, carving pumpkins, hay rides, haunted houses. When a relationship begins to dissolve, it typically manifests itself in a shift from togetherness to separateness. Ironically, the fun nature of the holiday has a way of not only exposing a couple's emotional distance, but also making it more noticeable.

Marley's husband departed from the marriage gradually, "Two years before we separated, Dylan lost complete interest in what we'd always done for Halloween. All he did was hang out with his friends. It became a bigger deal for him to dress up and go out and drink. I was left to be with kids and he slowly withdrew more and more."

Marital separateness can also be so subtle that a couple barely notices. However, if they look for the red flags, it will be very apparent they are married but doing it separately.

Lynda and Harry usually spent weeks planning their pet costume BBQ. Last year she did it alone. When party day arrived, "I knew something was off. He didn't want to touch me when people arrived. As a matter of fact, he avoided all affection for two months until I forced his ass into counseling." Sure enough, Harry had some big issues but their story ends on a happy note. Lynda recently reported, "He's back to groping my backside ever chance he gets."

Let Lynda be your role model if you detect changes in your relationship that you don't feel good about. Even if your partner insists that nothing is wrong, do what she did and get to the bottom of it. It could save your relationship from becoming a statistic.

 
 
 

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I like to refer to Halloween as the relationship fortune telling holiday. You don't need a crystal ball to see how your relationship will fare in the new year. Instead, the foreboding signs that divor...
I like to refer to Halloween as the relationship fortune telling holiday. You don't need a crystal ball to see how your relationship will fare in the new year. Instead, the foreboding signs that divor...
 
 
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12:45 PM on 11/02/2011
Everyone's comments are scary. Can't you get that "Halloween" was just a timely day and what the writer was trying to say is to watch for the signs of change and do something about it before it's too late. You guys are lame!
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April Elisabeth Markov
11:56 PM on 10/27/2011
It's not just Halloween, but celebrating life together period. Sudden changes during more public holidays can be more sure signs. I understand each of these signs. My ex was(is) very controlling and actually tried to separate me from all my friends and family. This article may not apply to EVERYONE. It is not a one-size-fits-all. Neither is marriage.
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Jced
I'd love to kiss ya...but, I just washed my hair!!
02:32 PM on 10/27/2011
Every Halloween since the kids are grown...( we had a different routine when they were little) but for the last 15 years....I decorate the Front porch and inside foyer with tons of candles, sit in a chair with spookie music and give out candy....my husband watches TEEVEE in the bedroom with the dogs and periodically yells...."BRING ME SOME CANDY"! which I do...at the end of the night he asks.."were the kids cute this year"?.... Year after year! Then we have scary Halloween sex! ;)
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intellifran
insert clever line here...
12:51 PM on 10/27/2011
I disagree with number 2. I wear sexy outfits for Halloween and my sig other loves them. We party, drink, and then act out the fantasy we've been playing all night. I encourage everyone to try this night long foreplay.
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ddokken69
Wonder whats in store for tomorrow?
05:01 AM on 10/26/2011
I totally disagree, I've been married 3 times and Haloween had nothing to do with it!!!!!! My present wife is a firey red head so its like haloween 365. But I love it!!!
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ROBB CORLESS
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06:36 AM on 10/26/2011
Halloween is great 365...24/7 for my buddy married to a fiery red head...That was always Louis L'AMour choice of female lead in his stories...Fiery red head..or some other tone of red...Enjoy your wise redhead cowboy....Just saying...
12:37 AM on 10/26/2011
I mist up thinking of Halloween when my three sons were young boys. It was so much fun then. They are now 18, 16, 13.
12:34 AM on 10/26/2011
If a woman says says "Trick or Treat" to her husband on Halloween that's a win-win not a sign of a impending divorce. However, if my neighbors wife suddenly dons a skimpy cheerleader outfit on all eves hallow I'll warn him that the end is near.
11:54 PM on 10/25/2011
Halloween relationship advise from the 1900's...
If you are a single woman, stay in front of a mirror in a dim room on Halloween night. It is said that the face of your future spouse will pass by behind you if you will be married, or a skelleton will pass by if you will die before you are wed.

Nowadays, of course, if you see anything behind you in the mirror, you're either crazy or you need to RUN!!!
10:34 PM on 10/25/2011
This article is so lame.
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NedraD SF
09:11 PM on 10/25/2011
Has less to do with Halloween and more to do with the timing. It's around Halloween when you decide whether you really want to stay in the relationship through Christmas and thus have to purchase a present for the other person.
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Nancy Fagan
10:04 PM on 10/25/2011
Hi Ms. NedraD SF,

In deed. Many couples who come in to my office for divorce mediation in January reveal they started planning around Halloween and thought it would be best for the family to stay together through the holidays.

Nancy Fagan, The Divorce Reporter
www.TheDivorceHelpClinic.com
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ccdae5
Not a 1%'er...........yet
08:47 PM on 10/25/2011
Is this article for real? When did Halloween become an adult's holiday?
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Mr Anonymous
Mumpsimus, I am not entertained!
09:33 PM on 10/25/2011
Ever since everything else started getting sexed up.
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Box500
Space can be recovered. Time, never.
09:56 PM on 10/25/2011
...due to how pent up this stupid country is
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Nancy Fagan
10:08 PM on 10/25/2011
Hi Mr./Ms. Ccdae5,

Celebrating Halloween is for all ages. Trick-or-treating is a kid-only event but dressing up in costumes and going to parties is very common with adults.

Nancy Fagan, The Divorce Reporter
www.TheDivorceHelpClinic.com
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fhmjam
08:28 PM on 10/25/2011
A witch was driving me down the street last Halloween- she turned me into a motel!! (She was wearing a nun costume and had to spank me cause I'd been naughty)
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Nancy Fagan
10:09 PM on 10/25/2011
Hi Mr. Fhmjam,

This is a perfect example of how adults celebrate the costumed holiday.

Nancy Fagan, The Divorce Reporter
www.TheDivorceHelpClinic.com
04:31 AM on 10/26/2011
Big deal! I practice magic every day by turning my car into a driveway!
08:21 PM on 10/25/2011
lol what a bunch of bologna, the 10 years I been married my wife goes to her company Halloween party and I watch tv, it is the way it always be, we dont need to hang in each others skirts to know we love each other.
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Nancy Fagan
10:12 PM on 10/25/2011
Hi Mr. Brian Omv,

You just pointed out one of the most important parts of the article that demonstrates you have marital security--doing the same thing you've always done. That's something really good!

Nancy Fagan, The Divorce Reporter
www.TheDivorceHelpClinic.com
04:33 AM on 10/26/2011
Wouldn't hurt you to get up off the sofa and go for a walk, bypassing the candy bowl on your way out...
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dws51564
History doesn't repeat itself ignorance does
07:56 PM on 10/25/2011
I think those warning signs would have been going on well before Halloween.
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Nancy Fagan
10:13 PM on 10/25/2011
Hi Mr./Ms. Dws51564,

Often times warning signs do appear way before Halloween, sometimes for years before a divorce happens. This holiday is just one of the first times it becomes even more noticeable.

Nancy Fagan, The Divorce Reporter
www.TheDivorceHelpClinic.com
07:41 PM on 10/25/2011
that is the most stuoidest thing i ever heard of
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Nancy Fagan
10:15 PM on 10/25/2011
Hi Mr. Nik Getsch,

Lol. It might be. Thanks for your feedback.

Nancy Fagan, The Divorce Reporter
www.TheDivorceHelpClinic.com
04:35 AM on 10/26/2011
...said the man who misspells, fails to capitalize, and ends his sentence with a preposition.