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Peacock Men

Posted: 05/ 2/2012 11:47 am

In Italian, there is a phrase commonly used to describe a man who likes to show off his assets: Un uomo che si pavoneggia.

This roughly translates to a man who likes to strut around like a peacock.

I only know this because my Italian friend recently exclaimed: "He's a peacock!" shortly after meeting a guy I'd started dating, who, granted, was pretty full of himself. In retrospect, she'd kind of summed him up in a single phrase.

At the time, I was defensive. I squinted my eyes and grilled her: What do you mean he's a peacock? She then sort of mimicked an actual peacock, pushing her chest out, with her head high, before proceeding to slowly sashay around her apartment (yes, it is nice when people spell things out for you, especially when denial is involved).

My face fell. Thanks to Hitchcock, I hate birds. That aside, I was giving this fellow a chance and my friend's comment made me feel like I was dating a self-obsessed egomaniac. So what if he seemed to strut, not walk, around in his fancy leather jacket? Or zoom around town in his brand new Porsche, which was only the color of the Mediterranean Sea at dusk? Of course, she tried to back peddle, but that never works, does it? The truth was out and I could no longer feign ignorance: I was dating a peacock.

I now realize he wasn't the first peacock I had dated, and they aren't necessarily good-looking or in possession of nice things. Although they generally tend to pay special attention to their attire and overall physique, what really distinguishes peacocks from other men is that they truly believe they are the bees' knees, which somehow makes you believe they are the bees' knees, and then it becomes a confusing situation where fantasy and reality morph into each other and you forget what's really real (something involving the projected self or some kind of psycho-babble I'm not qualified to digress about).

Basically, peacock men are so skilled at exuding confidence that sometimes it is easy to get sucked into the whole self-adulation thing whilst in their presence, until you have an epiphany or they do something really wrong and all you can manage to muster up about them is a sound effect along the lines of "ugh."

I guess what all this means is: A Man with Confidence is Bloody Alluring.

Of course, so is a woman with confidence (a peahen?) But I'd argue that it takes less for men to love themselves than it does for women to love themselves, which means that we (women) are harsher critics of ourselves and have higher standards of how we "should" be or look in order for us to even think of strutting around in our Jimmy Choo's or our Tom's. A man can just have a flashy car or be rich or have nice guns to feel this way, but a woman seems to need more in order to feel confident, especially when it comes to the way she looks. And even if the stars align and we happen to vaguely resemble Grace Kelly for a night, we'll often still manage to find something wrong with ourselves, focusing on the one negative trait and ignoring all the positives. Like I said, I am not a therapist, but this doesn't seem healthy.

For example, even after a whole-hearted attempt to make myself look impeccable for a night out, including professionally blown-out hair that always makes me feel like I'm the star of a Pantene ad, I will inevitably end up fixating on some flaw while looking in the mirror, e.g., why oh why did I not wear my retainer when they took off those damn braces? It's just a small glitch, just my two front teeth trying to overlap, no big deal, but I notice it like I'm wearing a pineapple on my head.

Didn't someone important once say imperfection is beauty? Someone did say that once, I swear. Marilyn Monroe? The Dalai Lama? Maybe it was just a nice friend. In any case, I repeat that "mantra" every time I find a flaw that is really only noticeable to me. Oh and those mean skin cream saleswomen at Bloomingdales who like to say things in horror like: "You're skin is so dehydrated. What have you been washing it with -- SOS??" (When I honestly haven't.) I want to tell them a) I cannot have a large bottle of Smart Water glued to my lips all day long because I actually have to get things done and b) didn't you get the memo? Imperfection is beauty!

But when it comes to men, nothing's wrong with dating confident men, or even peacocks, as long as they have substance and are fundamentally nice. In fact, it can be kind of cute when a guy fancies himself a bit, but some questions you may want to consider before proceeding: Would he make a selfless dad? Would he hog the full-length mirror? Throw out the moldy bread at the back of the fridge instead of pretending not to see it? Eat bread? Tell you you're pretty even if you have crooked teeth? See you not as an object of affection, but as a deeply soulful woman he'll never fully understand? I'd also be wary if you discover he's a Sephora Beauty Insider.

I suppose if a peacock makes you feel good about yourself, that's a sign he could be a keeper. Yet it's probably more important that we get better at making ourselves feel this way, even if it sometimes seems like society is harder on women. We could definitely do with taking a page out of a guy's book of confidence. It could be as simple as uttering the words: I am one hot mamma once a day whilst looking in our compacts. Because if you're banking on those skin cream women, you just may end up leaving the store with mascara-streaked cheeks.

That's not a great look, though some might call it beautiful.

In an imperfect way, of course.

 

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In Italian, there is a phrase commonly used to describe a man who likes to show off his assets: Un uomo che si pavoneggia. This roughly translates to a man who likes to strut around like a peacoc...
In Italian, there is a phrase commonly used to describe a man who likes to show off his assets: Un uomo che si pavoneggia. This roughly translates to a man who likes to strut around like a peacoc...
 
 
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02:06 AM on 05/07/2012
You know what's just as bad as peacock men... peacock women.
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abhorson
in favor of legalized bar fighting
01:47 AM on 05/06/2012
You know, now that I think about it, those front teeth DO stand out ...

But, fundamentally, the "Dark Blue Metallic" doesn't really resemble the Mediterranean at dusk & the "Aqua Blue Metallic" - maybe the Ionian Sea in the South - around Zakynthos or Ithaca...

you're gonna keep playing this game (funny, that's TRUE) until, one day, you'll find a few too many years have passed !!
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Terence Manuel
Confine yourself to the present.
09:51 PM on 05/04/2012
"But when it comes to men, nothing's wrong with dating confident men, or even peacocks, as long as they have substance and are fundamentally nice."

But, what do you think the likelihood this "peacock" man would have substance and be "fundamentally" nice? I note you used the adjective "fundamentally." We don't him to be too nice. Right?

In my humble judgement, this peacock of a man is more likely to be a narcissistic metro sexual. Of course most women will discover this "in retrospect."

But here is the ultimate outcome: Mr. Nice gets zippy and friend zoned at best, while Mr. Peacock get laid!

Do women really want to know where are all the "nice" guys? Maybe they are strutting around like a peacock.
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jf12
Esta vez saldré como las otras y me escaparé.
02:09 PM on 05/04/2012
"they aren't necessarily good-looking or in possession of nice things" ha ha ha ha.
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MissFrijole
My bite is worse than my bark.
08:35 AM on 05/04/2012
When I was 18, I dated this Marine, who was 19, and he was the loudest Peacock ever! He once asked me, while staring into a mirror and flexing his bicep, if he looked "swole" in his shirt. He was so hot and I had thought so when we were in high school also. I kicked him to the curb after I couldn't deal with him treating me badly in front of his friends anymore. My husband is sort of a peacock, but way toned down. He is what was described at the end of this article. He is selfless when he needs to be and he compliments me on a daily basis. A nice balance. :)
01:37 AM on 05/04/2012
I have seen this kind of guy in action (and almost fell for one). An overly confident man is really hard to resist, especially if he looks like GQ. In fact they seem to be somewhat asexual because I notice not only women attracted to them, but MEN also. Even ones that are not obviously gay. One thing has saved me from getting stuck with a peacock: I could never be with a man that cares more about how he looks than I do.
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jf12
Esta vez saldré como las otras y me escaparé.
09:29 AM on 05/04/2012
It's ONLY the "he looks like GQ". That's ALL that matters.
RealistBC
Micro-bios must pass muster.
01:00 PM on 05/04/2012
Appearances count for much more than they should, but to do otherwise means investing time to get to know the candidate in question. Most women don't want to lose their chance with the peacock and thus get stuck with us turkeys.
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abhorson
in favor of legalized bar fighting
01:49 AM on 05/06/2012
pleeeeeeasssssssssseeeeeeeee .... did you misread the article and noted he drove a "Pinto" ...? No, my boy, he was driving a Porsche..
07:01 PM on 05/03/2012
Gosh, i dunno where you're heads at but Peacock men, generally have Peabrains! Cant change a tyre, let alone a lightbulb, without getting all dolled up for it, hmming and hawwing for everything and the kitchen sink to notice before.. getting out his iPad, or whatever is en vogue now.. to get Google Map directions on how to change the bloody thing.
Which by that time if you havent plonked his cobbler head in with a skillet.. ur wondering "What the heck did i see in him.. someone Please remind me?!?!"
Peacock men are however quite handy for one thing!.. You can NEVER go fashionably wrong anywhere.. if you have one hanging by your arm. They are the perfect conversation starter, centre piece. Deck one by the coffee table.. and Voila! the Party starts!
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Terence Manuel
Confine yourself to the present.
08:59 AM on 05/03/2012
"I only know this because my Italian friend recently exclaimed: "He's a peacock!" shortly after meeting a guy I'd started dating, who, granted, was pretty full of himself. In retrospect, she'd kind of summed him up in a single phrase."

Now you know why it is so hard for many men to even bother trying to understand women. (Even though I have a pretty firm grasp myself). So, you are warned he is full of himself....But you dated him nonetheless. LMAO!!!!!

Hey guys, how many of you would date a woman your friends have told you was a wh**re? Have sex with her? Don't bother, I know the answer.

You see ladies, there is a HUGE disconnect here.
11:10 AM on 05/03/2012
Selective reading TM, she was already dating the guy and had introduced him to her friend. Also, she admitted she knew he was "full of himself." So your point is baseless as a reasonable person likely wouldnt date someone their friend told them was too full of himself/herself.
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Terence Manuel
Confine yourself to the present.
02:10 PM on 05/03/2012
"So your point is baseless as a reasonable person likely wouldnt date someone their friend told them was too full of himself/herself.”

LOL!!!! So let me understand this. She admitted she KNEW he was "full of himself." Can we at least agree on this crucial point? So that makes it alright?

But no "reasonable" person would date such a person ("their friend told them was too full of himself/herself"), and that makes my point baseless. How? Even YOU stated she knew he was "full of himself."

What kind of logic is this? It's illogical! She KNEW he was a putz. But that is fine per your reasoning. Yet, if a friend tells her he is a putz, she would not date him. God help us!

But again, it simply highlights the fundamental differences in how women think as opposed to us men. Now, you should see the problem.
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jf12
Esta vez saldré como las otras y me escaparé.
12:47 PM on 05/03/2012
That women want him even though he is full of himself is part and parcel of being their being "deeply soulful".
RealistBC
Micro-bios must pass muster.
07:39 PM on 05/02/2012
Peacocks are the kind of men who get women's attention without trying too hard. They leave us turkeys in the deep freeze, waiting for the inevitable departure of the peacock for newer arenas before any woman remembers we are even available.

This is why we men get a little testy when we are all accused of the behaviors peacocks can get away with. Few of us will successfully try to emulate them. Most of us quickly learn to sit down and shut up until we're called upon.
07:30 PM on 05/02/2012
A peacock is only truly attractive when he appreciates YOUR feathers as much as his own. It's the peacocks that can't see beyond their own feathers (and I dated one) that you need to run from!
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Y Woodman Brown
live & let live
04:42 PM on 05/02/2012
A peacock with a real meta-peacock sense of humor, who can readily laugh at himself? this bird is so rare, you're fooling yourself to believe you actually have one.

Peacock men are addicted to self-image. They wake-up needing a fix. Your role is to feed that image--until he's stuffed full of himself.

He over-rates his abilities. He needs to show you. You watch him.

Oh, he says perfect things. Like his persona, his words are well groomed. Yet, like an addict, he'll steal from you...your self-confidence, your independence, your ability to distinguish genuine from superficial.

Hollywood, sports and the music industry are rife with peacock divorces--recoveries routinely include stays at Betty Ford.

Guess what? President Obama is a peacock. He peacocked his way into our hearts and minds, into that Nobel Prize. Yet the puppy he promised his little girls? he never did give it them (Ted Kennedy did).

Nelson Mandela, Kofi Annan and Colin Powell are NOT peacocks. But you don't want them--do you? You want Obama.

So...why do you want the peacock? Why feed an addict? Why stay until those repeated broken promises add-up to your debilitation?

Build your own self-confidence. Exercise your independence. Keep educating yourself. Turn a blind eye to bling. Resist the advertising, the marketing blitz, the strut and smooth talk.

Get your feet firmly on the ground before looking to be swept-off of them.
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abhorson
in favor of legalized bar fighting
01:54 AM on 05/06/2012
"Nelson Mandela, Kofi Annan and Colin Powell are NOT peacocks. But you don't want them--do you? You want Obama."

they're in their 80's and 90's ... or 70's ... you "want" them for what ??? even a strong coffee might vaso-constrict some vessel in their brain and cause ischemia and death !!!
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10:32 AM on 05/07/2012
Lets face it, people like feeling needed. Even if they are being taken advantage of, it feels good you somehow feeding some kind of need. Any honest person, male or female, will admit being in a relationship like this. I think its a sign of immaturity for people who go for this.
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jf12
Esta vez saldré como las otras y me escaparé.
12:50 PM on 05/02/2012
I understand it, I really do, the confidence thing. But I'm denying it. Because I understand it. There is nothing more repulsive to women than a man who is acting confident when the women do not think he deserves to be. And hence, acting confident is not what does the sucking in, despite what women think. There is somethingelse.
01:49 PM on 05/02/2012
Couldn't have said it better.

Confidence only helps if the people around you believe you deserve to be confident.
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jf12
Esta vez saldré como las otras y me escaparé.
02:34 PM on 05/02/2012
The You of "You're So Vain" had a Lear jet, all the other girls dreaming about him, and close friends' wives laying down for him. He bothered being vain *because* women wanted him. It's never the other way around, but every woman thinks so.
RealistBC
Micro-bios must pass muster.
09:18 PM on 05/02/2012
Self-centered peacocks only require an audience.
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RationalAnimal
From Obama-supporter to anarcho-capitalist.
02:02 AM on 05/03/2012
You have to be granted permission from women to "act" confident? Sorry to bring you the news but you're severely scr3vved up.
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jf12
Esta vez saldré como las otras y me escaparé.
07:23 AM on 05/03/2012
"hence, acting confident is not what does the sucking in, despite what women think"
12:28 PM on 05/02/2012
Oh!