1. There is neither a drink minimum or drink maximum.
2. Because you just don't understand this MTV generation's obsession with live shows.
3. You can heckle without getting thrown out by security.
4. You can watch it in your underwear and not get arrested for it.
5. It was your grandmother's last wish on her deathbed.
6. Bobby Lee looks taller on TV.
7. You're from the future and can't run into your present self.
8. You've been avoiding Times Square since the early 70s.
9. "Computer said so! The last time I disobeyed Katherine Heigl got a movie deal."
10. There's no place like home.