Top Twelve Reasons to Attend the New York Comedy Festival

Between,, and, you like Aziz Ansari more than some of your own friends.
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12. Gabriel Iglesias is fluffier than popcorn and at least ninety percent funnier.

11. Kevin Hart is such a dreamboat, don't you think? Wait, were you saying something?

10. B'cause Adam Carolla seems like the kinda feller you could have a beer with.

9. You hope Rosie O'Donnell flings sooo many Koosh Balls.

8. You live in the LES, and Margaret Cho totally gets it.

7. Nick Swardson's show is your only chance to wear a "Terry"outfit in November.

6. You want to show off your progress using Rosetta Stone at the Luis Jimenez show.

5. You're Lindsay Lohan and want to sucker punch Joel McHale as he leaves the green room.

4. Brian Regan is the one comedian clean enough for your mom, and hilarious enough for you.

3. Louis CK makes you feel better about your relatively manageable anger problems.

2. You're Persian. That's, uh....that's really enough to make you see Maz Jobrani.

1. Between Human Giant, Flight of the Conchords, and Parks and Recreation, you like Aziz Ansari more than some of your own friends.

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