Last March, after Davidson lost a first round game of the NCAA tournament to Marquette in the final seconds, our director of media affairs got a note from a man who identified himself simply as Jim: "I am a basketball fan deluxe: I love Minnesota and Duke and Butler -- and yesterday I became a Davidson fan for the rest of my life, too."
Walking into a school is always an adventure. You're never sure exactly what you'll find. Will you find bored kids, angry teachers, neglected hallways, and overwhelmingly cluttered or barren classrooms? Schools, in other words, that make you despair that schools can help kids prepare for their adult lives.
From Sarbanes-Oxley, to the rules of military conduct, to the basics that our parents and teachers taught us as children, you are failing at every turn. You have failed to perform the legally proscribed duties of your job and outrageous as it may sound, you are still paid and receive all your benefits!