Katherine Goldstein, 06.14.2009
Green Editor, Huffington Post
It seems the cultural winds are shifting -- formal, fancy, trendy, showy and gimmicky gastronomy is out. Home cooking, value, connection to your food and the people around you are decidedly, wholeheartedly in.
Michelle Kung, 03.28.2008
Last night, writer/director David Gordon Green was on-hand for the New York premiere of his dark drama Snow Angels at the Museum of Modern Art.
Andy Borowitz, 03.28.2008
BorowitzReport.com
"This election is about whether or not America is ready to elect a black man President of the United States," she said. "I believe I am that black man."
Andy Borowitz, 03.28.2008
BorowitzReport.com
The former North Carolina senator said that the Illinois senator's criticism of the New York senator for claiming that the Illinois senator had criticized the North Carolina senator was "an attempt to confuse the voters."
Andy Borowitz, 03.28.2008
BorowitzReport.com
Q: Will Zoey, the character Jamie Lynn plays on TV, get pregnant, too? A: No. Nickelodeon is owned by an angry old man named Sumner Redstone who doesn't let people get pregnant.
Andy Borowitz, 03.28.2008
BorowitzReport.com
The vice president went to his office and put a blowtorch to a pile of CIA interrogation tapes which the White House had feared might be subpoenaed in the near future.
Andy Borowitz, 03.28.2008
BorowitzReport.com
The former president said that those who accuse him of favoritism towards his wife "have got it all wrong, because I've pretty much lived my entire life as if I wasn't married to her at all."
Andy Borowitz, 03.28.2008
BorowitzReport.com
Sen. Clinton went to great lengths to show that the bed-wetting incident, while occurring when the Illinois senator was only three years old, was "relevant" to the current campaign.
Andy Borowitz, 03.28.2008
BorowitzReport.com
Immediately after the broadcast, Mr. Dobbs was rushed to the Head Explosion Unit at George Washington University Hospital where the CNN anchor continued talking for an additional five hours.
Andy Borowitz, 03.28.2008
BorowitzReport.com
"My religion is a personal matter to me," Sen. Obama told his followers. "Having said that, let me make this clear: I have accepted Oprah as my host."
Andy Borowitz, 03.28.2008
BorowitzReport.com
Kim said that when Iran was admitted into the Axis of Evil in 2002, "they knew the rules: no nukes, no membership."
Andy Borowitz, 03.28.2008
BorowitzReport.com
The Reverend Pat Robertson said he was "blindsided" by the news of Huckabee's decision: "I talked to Jesus last night and He didn't mention anything about it."
Andy Borowitz, 03.28.2008
BorowitzReport.com
Doctors struggled to contain their excitement about the medical anomaly of the century: the sudden appearance of a human heart in a 66-year-old man.
Andy Borowitz, 03.28.2008
BorowitzReport.com
Wuhan Food Exportation Company officials revealed that the birds had been fed an experimental combination of birdseed, lead pellets, and date-rape drugs.
Andy Borowitz, 03.28.2008
BorowitzReport.com
Moments after Bush pardoned the turkey, the 18-pound bird eluded its Secret Service escort, stole a White House vehicle and sped off down Pennsylvania Avenue.
Andy Borowitz, 03.28.2008
BorowitzReport.com
"Let's be thankful for Guitar Hero III, which really helps you get through those long Cabinet meetings when they're going on and on about the economy."
Andy Borowitz, 03.28.2008
BorowitzReport.com
The lawsuit "leaves me feeling very much caught in the middle," Satan told reporters.
Andy Borowitz, 03.28.2008
BorowitzReport.com
Calling the inquiry "totally hypothetical," Mrs. Clinton said, "this paper-or-plastic business is one of those 'gotcha' questions that I'm not going to get into."
Andy Borowitz, 03.28.2008
BorowitzReport.com
Rev. Robertson said that he was "confident" that within weeks of his inauguration, Mr. Giuliani would usher in the "end days" that are a staple of Bible prophecy.
Heather Wood Rudúlph, 03.28.2008
Feminist, newshound, co-founder and editor of SirensMag.com.
Here are at least six of my favorite funny women (yes, there are legions more) who could easily be the next Farley, Ferrell or Carell -- if only given the chance.
Michelle Orange, 03.28.2008
I managed to inadvertently line up a supremely bizarre double bill last night, and have not yet fully recovered.