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Some People In Elevators Are Just A**Holes, That's All There Is To It

The Huffington Post | Andy McDonald | Posted 09.02.2016 | Comedy

“Some men just want to watch the world burn.” The now famous line from “The Dark Knight” was used to describe Heath Ledger’s devious Joker, ...

7 Ways Toddlers Insist on Being Assholes

Joni Edelman | Posted 02.25.2017 | Parents
Joni Edelman

Here's the thing about kids: they are assholes. They don't care about you. As long as you are meeting their ransom demands, the rest of your life is ...

10 Reasons A Bad Boy Can Be Very, Very Good For A Woman

Jack Anderson | Posted 06.07.2015 | Fifty
Jack Anderson

There's nothing better for a woman than when a man truly knows his way around downtown, and doesn't have to ask her for directions on where to go. A man who loves to not only please, but who is really good at it is a keeper, no?

10 Lessons You Learn From The A**holes In Your Life

Madeline Wahl | Posted 01.14.2015 | Women
Madeline Wahl

The world is filled with a**holes. They are everywhere. They hit your parked car without leaving a note, cut you off while waiting in line at Whole Foods and literally knock you out of the way on their mad dash to the subway so you face the closed doors instead of them.

The Assholes I Keep Meeting At Holiday Parties

Ronna Benjamin | Posted 02.18.2014 | Fifty
Ronna Benjamin

Picture this: I'm at a holiday party at a beautiful home. The art adorning the walls is beautiful, the food healthy and delicious, the wines exquisite. I sip my wine, and am introduced to someone I have not met before. This guy is a player -- smart, wealthy and successful. But he doesn't talk to me; he talks at me. He pontificates.

Asshole Rising

Stuart Whatley | Posted 05.07.2014 | Home
Stuart Whatley

Never was a word that you're not supposed to say naturalized in such a way.

WATCH: Does It Pay To Be An A-Hole?

HuffPost Live | Posted 08.15.2012 | Business

HuffPost Live host Ahmed Shihab-Eldin sat down Wednesday with a panel of community members to explore the ascent of the "asshole" in today's business ...

Jason Linkins

David Vitter Thinks Rachel Maddow Doesn't Look Like A Woman | Jason Linkins | Posted 05.25.2011 | Media

Greg Sargent captures Louisiana Senator and prostitute enthusiast David Vitter in a moment of what passes for jocularity in the Vitterverse, on Rush R...

Fear & Intimidation: Tea Party's Newest Assault on Democracy

Mary Ann West | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics
Mary Ann West

Notified that there was an Anti-Immigrant/ Anti-Health Care Reform Tea Party protest scheduled to occur in front of US Congressman Christopher Murphy'...

Decision to Stop Making Hummers Saddens Assholes

Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Andy Borowitz

Across the nation, leading assholes spoke of a sense of loss and sadness caused by the decision, and suggested that they would now be searching for new ways to compensate for their small penises.

Lieberman Vows to Fight for Assholes

Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Andy Borowitz

While Lieberman's decision to align himself with the nation's a-holes could be a high-risk strategy, politically speaking, a new poll of likely Connecticut voters indicates that they are a key constituency for him.

Q&A: Bad Boy Author Tucker Max Makes a Movie and Survives, So Far

Brad Balfour | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Brad Balfour

Web phenomenon, book author and now film producer Tucker Max became an accidental Bad Boy through a combination of drink, smoke, willing women, too much testosterone and the Internet.

Lieberman Announces Formation of A**hole Party

Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Andy Borowitz

Sen. Lieberman added that "for years, a**holes in America have had no voice, and I want to be that whiny, nasal voice."

Bumper Stickers For Assholes

Carolita Johnson | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Carolita Johnson

Town Hall Organizers Put Out National Casting Call for Angry Assholes

Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Andy Borowitz

Encouraged by their ability to disrupt town halls on health care, Republican organizers secured a Hollywood casting director to conduct a nationwide talent search for angry assholes.

Dennis C. Blair: Justifing Torture Never Sounded So Sweet

Jacob Dickerman | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Jacob Dickerman

Thank you, Dennis, for showing all of us who think that people should actually pay for their crimes against humanity that we just don't understand. You are truly a one-eyed man in the land of the blind.