To my mind, Jerry Sandusky's crime wasn't being sexually attracted to young boys. I'm willing to believe that he couldn't change that about himself. His crime was allowing himself to be in a physical space that allowed him to act upon those urges.
I've got the perfect way to spice up the next Winter Olympics: Speed Dating. Rather than simply finding a good match, the goal is to run through all five stages of a normal relationship, in approximately one to two weeks.
I wanted to tell you that you're a paragon of journalists. Not for a moment have you revealed even the tiniest hint of emotion on your face. However, Bob, it's time to break up with your plastic surgeon.