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I Quack for Groupon

Julie Gerstenblatt | Posted 01.23.2014 | Comedy
Julie Gerstenblatt

In the weeks leading up to Groupon's IPO -- which had its incredibly successful public debut Friday -- there has been much talk about the magic (or lack thereof) that makes Groupon, well, Groupon.

Nine Sexual Harassment Allegations Part of the Plan, Says Cain

Pablo Andreu | Posted 01.08.2012 | Comedy
Pablo Andreu

Once the ninth woman came forward to accuse the presidential candidate of sexual misconduct, Mr. Cain commandeered the development as his case in point.

PHOTOS: 21 Cats Doing Impressions

Posted 01.07.2012 | Comedy

Sure, cats spend 18 hours a day lounging around on top of our TVs, keyboards and newspapers, but they always manage to find the time to entertain us. ...

WATCH: Stewart And Colbert Crash 'Conan'

Posted 01.04.2012 | Comedy

Conan ended his week in New York on a high note Thursday by officiating longtime costume designer Scott Cronick's wedding on the air, but it turns out...

The Funniest Someecards Of The Week!

Posted 01.04.2012 | Comedy

It's not often that the week after Halloween is crazier than the one before, but between Kim Kardashian's divorce, Justin Bieber's baby drama, more He...

NFL Fans Invent New Energy Source To Power TVs Amid Outages

Pablo Andreu | Posted 01.03.2012 | Comedy
Pablo Andreu

Terrified by the looming possibility of missing games, football fans banded together and accomplished what scientists have only theorized about: They identified a cheap and abundant energy source.

Comedian To Sue Kim Kardashian?

Posted 12.31.2011 | Comedy

Rob Delaney, one of the most popular stand-up comedians on Twitter, announced in his column on VICE.com that he's planning on suing Kim Kardashian to ...

Funniest Less Scary Remakes On Twitter

Posted 12.31.2011 | Comedy

Between planning parties, designing costumes and stocking up on candy, Halloween festivities often take weeks of planning -- but that doesn't mean mis...

WATCH: Seth Meyers Spends 7 Minutes In Heaven

Posted 12.28.2011 | Comedy

Seth Meyers is by no means the first "Saturday Night Live" member to appear on writer Mike O'Brien's web series. The likes of Jason Sudeikis, Kristen ...

PHOTOS: Creepiest Celebrity Masks

Posted 12.27.2011 | Comedy

Oh celebrity Halloween masks. Sure, some, like the Tiger Woods mask below, are meant to caricature their models. But a number of rubber replicas are p...

American Apparel Hoodie Sales Skyrocket as Occupy Wall Street Protests Spread Worldwide

Chris Michael | Posted 12.18.2011 | Comedy
Chris Michael

"I got black 'cause it's good at hiding food stains like turmeric. And the comfortable cotton-poly blend really comes in handy when the police start pepper-spraying us without provocation."

Seasonal Genocide Overlooked

Pablo Andreu | Posted 12.13.2011 | Comedy
Pablo Andreu

Every year, millions of pumpkins across the country are brutally disemboweled and dissected into intricate patterns for human amusement. Despite the systematic slaughter, pumpkin suffering remains largely overlooked.

"Occupy Wall Street" Leaders Take Cushy Jobs on Wall Street

Pablo Andreu | Posted 12.11.2011 | Comedy
Pablo Andreu

"Dude, there's only so much sitting outside and being pissed off you can do," said Ciobanu. "Plus, these guys make some major coin. Wouldn't mind getting some of that."

Critics Say iPhone Getting Kind of Fat

Pablo Andreu | Posted 12.05.2011 | Comedy
Pablo Andreu

The iPhone 4S, which was revealed yesterday at Cupertino, has the exact same dimensions as the last iPhone, but critics insist that the new smart phone has put on weight.

RNC Chair: We Did All We Could to Get Gov. Christie to Run

Tim Young | Posted 12.05.2011 | Comedy
Tim Young

RNC Chairman Reince Priebus addresses Republicans upset that Governor Chris Christie will not be running for the GOP nomination.

October Is WHAT Month?!

Maggie Lamond Simone | Posted 12.02.2011 | Comedy
Maggie Lamond Simone

We're lifting the lid on "Toilet Repair Month." I know, I know, I'm sort of down in the dumps about it too; just when you think you could overflow with excitement about summer, there it goes, swirling away. May it rust -- er, rest -- in peace.

Why Chris Christie Should Run (if he can)

Sunil Adam | Posted 11.28.2011 | Politics
Sunil Adam

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Other Things Tea Party Crowds Break Into Applause For

Andy McDonald | Posted 11.23.2011 | Comedy
Andy McDonald

The execution of a potentially innocent person, the death of a comatose man without healthcare -- these warm and fuzzy topics are just some of the man...

Rick Perry Finds the Perfect Running Mate

Tim Young | Posted 11.25.2011 | Comedy
Tim Young

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Facebook Change Prompts Irate Users to Still Do Nothing

Pablo Andreu | Posted 11.23.2011 | Comedy
Pablo Andreu

Facebook made another layout change yesterday, incorporating a ticker on the upper right-hand side of the home page. Users were up in arms about the unannounced addition, complaining idly before receding into torpid complacency.

Innovative Real Estate Company Offers New Lease on Life

Mark C. Miller | Posted 11.21.2011 | Comedy
Mark C. Miller

When we say someone has 'a new lease on life,' we mean they appear to have renewed vigor for a fresh start. One innovative company has created a rather unique way to promote this idea. Western Haven Realty is offering New Leases on Life -- for $750.

Top 10 Baby Names Guaranteed to Get Your Kid Beaten Up

Mark C. Miller | Posted 11.20.2011 | Comedy
Mark C. Miller

The National Research Institute has just completed its annual survey of elementary and junior high school playground fights and is making public its finding of the ten names kids have who are most frequently beaten up by their classmates.

Sarah Palin's Redeeming Side

Sunil Adam | Posted 11.16.2011 | Politics
Sunil Adam

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Astronomer Discovers Planet of Nude Supermodels

Mark C. Miller | Posted 11.11.2011 | Comedy
Mark C. Miller

"Every researcher here immediately volunteered to work overtime studying the photos and to take the photos home over the weekend to continue their research. Now that's dedication."

Herman Cain Explains His 999 Plan

Tim Young | Posted 11.08.2011 | Comedy
Tim Young

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