Dating. It's like going out for ice cream. That's right, ice cream, the official food of heaven (I don't know, probably). Sometimes you're craving a certain flavor, sometimes it makes you sick, other times it's too much.
Did you feel that? Your phone just buzzed, and it's a text message from your therapist. Were you taken aback when you read her emoticon-less text message about her having to reschedule your next appointment? Of course you were.
I've always hated wearing a bra, but considered it part of my corporate litigator uniform, comparable to men putting up with being choked all day by their ties. When I left legal practice, I retired my bras as well.
What if Donald Trump used his tough-guy, 3rd grade level persona for good instead of evil, for example, to help solve environmental issues? Here's an example of what it might sound like (meant to be read in Trump voice, if you can).
No longer is closet time reserved just for crying, hiding, wine sipping and ice cream eating. It can also be used for this very handy yoga-like technique. It's surprisingly effective and super easy to practice.
I'm not arguing that what the Fat Jew has been accused of doing isn't wrong. Plagiarism is never okay. However, to those who say he is a talentless hack, you're only half right. So if you're looking to go after someone who is solely profiting off the ideas of others, take your pitchforks elsewhere.
In a TMFS sketch, the Scott Walker campaign discusses why Walker gave $250 million plus in taxpayer money for a new stadium for the Milwaukee Bucks after cutting the same amount from the University of Wisconsin system.
As a therapist, and general lover of humanity, I'm both hopeful and excited to see us all head in the direction of our shared acceptance of one another because we are all born out of the same darkness. It's from this dark place that comedians teach us to find the lightness of our being.
To this day, I hope I'm always learning. I watch every comic I work with. Sometimes I learn, sometimes I judge. It is what it is. But I'm always putting in the effort, always trying to refine and better my act. I'm putting in the hours, and working toward originality and funny.
As I tour the country, I often have the opportunity to visit children in the hospital as part of the community outreach efforts of Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey®. These hospital visits always serve to remind me to be thankful for my physical health.
Divorce can be an isolating experience. Especially when those around you haven't been through it themselves. They can try to comfort you and say the right things, but sometimes you need someone who knows what it's like, who's been through it. Someone like my old pal Holly...wood.
On Monday I started the hashtag #DonaldTrumpsDiary with confidence that the responses would be a show of support for Megyn, and that a big trend may even lure a sincere apology from the failed airline owner/vodka entrepreneur/mortgage lender himself.
Every trend in life tends to come in circles. The look or feel may change, but the underlying truth stays the same. This is the case with everything from fashion to entertainment. Being that we're magicians, we'd like to focus on entertainment, more specifically the art of magic.