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50 Shades of Enough Already

Wendi Aarons | Posted 02.13.2015 | Comedy
Wendi Aarons

In case you've been living in a closet and don't know what's going on in the world, I have good news. No, the climate crisis hasn't been solved -- the 50 Shades of Grey movie comes out this weekend!

Have Mercy and Stop With All the Puntastic 50 Shades of Grey Titles

Beth Bartlett | Posted 02.13.2015 | Comedy
Beth Bartlett

We're talking to you, regional falconry magazine and 50 Shades of Prey. And you, culinary blogger with 50 Blades of Bobby Flay.

Vaginal Weightlifting... Coming to a Gym Near You

Dani Alpert | Posted 02.11.2015 | Comedy
Dani Alpert

Russian weightlifters; Vasiliy Ivanovich Alekseyev, Yury Vlasov and Ruslan Albegov. And now Tatyana Kozhevnikova, the 2009 world-record holder in.....

Podcast Review: The PO'DCast with Dennis Miller & Adam Carolla

Marc Hershon | Posted 02.13.2015 | Entertainment
Marc Hershon

Considering that both of these guys have platforms from which to spew their views, this is like a DC/Marvel comic crossover of legendary proportion. This week was only the second edition of their mashup, and one gets the feeling that the two hosts are politely feeling out the edges of each other's hot buttons.

Buckwheat Returns

Julia Lee | Posted 02.13.2015 | Entertainment
Julia Lee

For the first time in more than thirty years, Eddie Murphy is returning to Saturday Night Live. Let's take a trip back in time to revisit one of his most popular SNL characters, Buckwheat.

Trailer for 50 Shades of Grey Sequel Leaked

Stephen Kessler | Posted 02.12.2015 | Comedy
Stephen Kessler

With 50 Shades of Grey expected to shatter box office records, Universal decided to shoot two 50 Shades movies -- and the sequel is already finished.

5 Reasons to Make Your Ex a Dating Profile (With an Example!)

Stephanie D. Lewis | Posted 01.20.2015 | Comedy
Stephanie D. Lewis

Creating an Online Dating Profile For Your Ex Is An Idea Whose Time Has Come and Here's Why! 1. You're divorced and have moved on in an appropriate m...

ISIS Unveils new Global Death Ray in Fight Against Infidels

Dan Miles | Posted 02.12.2015 | Comedy
Dan Miles

Islamic State, the fundamentalist organization currently controlling large swathes of Iraq and Syria today unveiled its new weapon in the fight agains...

A Logical Guide to a Romantic Relationship

Jasmine Jaksic | Posted 02.12.2015 | Comedy
Jasmine Jaksic

Anyone who has ever met me would attest to the fact that I am a very logical person. This clearly does not lend itself to highly romantic ideas like "love at first sight". If you are like me, then you can use Software Development Life Cycle (SDLC) principles to guide you!

Brent Weinbach Appeals to the Mainstream at SF Sketchfest

Tony Bartolone | Posted 02.12.2015 | Comedy
Tony Bartolone

Brent Weinbach presents his one man show, Appealing to the Mainstream, as an examination of stand up comedy and his relationship to it. It is a fascinating deconstruction of what makes a human being laugh.

Michael Keaton Isn't 'Birdman'

Sarah Beauchamp | Posted 02.11.2015 | Entertainment
Sarah Beauchamp

Birdman is obviously a work of art, and more than that, it's a comedy, a fact that Keaton, who started his career as a standup comedian in Pittsburgh, couldn't be happier about.

The End Of Sex

Rick Rosner | Posted 02.11.2015 | Comedy
Rick Rosner

Sex in the late 70s was a big deal. The only thing my friends and I worried about was losing our virginity. Today, in 2015, we as a society still think of ourselves as being into sex. But honestly, we're not. We're mostly done with sex being number-one in awesomeness. Let's look at what happened.

Pro Tips: Break Up Before Valentine's Day

The Second City Network | Posted 02.11.2015 | Comedy
The Second City Network

Love is patient; love is kind; love is a waste of time. Listen, love is great. In the movies. In the movies, love is great! In real life, it is distracting, time consuming and expensive. Very expensive.

A Dear Jon Letter: A TV Writer's TV Marriage Suddenly Ends

David S. Simon | Posted 02.11.2015 | Comedy
David S. Simon

I was able to sleep more peacefully because of my soul mate Jon. Okay, I also had a relationship with Stephen Colbert who was like the wacky genius uncle of the family. They forever changed the way we get our news, and they redefined TV truth.

10 Worst Things To Eat At A Funeral

Foodbeast | Posted 02.10.2015 | Taste

The cold realities of serving food during a wake can turn in to the most excruciatingly painful social setting.

An Infant's First Existential Crisis

Gavin Shulman | Posted 02.10.2015 | Comedy
Gavin Shulman

It's like we're all just a series of random shapes, dangling from strings, spinning endlessly around. Sure, you can call it a mobile, but where are they going? Where are any of us really? Especially when you can't even control your neck. Or roll over.

How You Can #SaveTheArctic With Your #WorstJoke

Travis Nichols | Posted 02.10.2015 | Green
Travis Nichols

Greenpeace supporters know this is the fight of a generation, and they see what's happening in the Arctic right now as a turning point in the fight against fossil fuels. That's why millions of people around the world have become Arctic defenders, with more joining every day.

Why I'm Tired of 'Foods You Should Never Eat!' Lists

Sally Kuzemchak, MS, RD | Posted 02.10.2015 | Healthy Living
Sally Kuzemchak, MS, RD

At the end of the day, it's about what you eat most of the time. It's about your overall eating habits, not a single food or a single meal. But the problem with these lists is that instead of informing people, they simply spread fear.

Steam-Cleaning My Vagina

Dani Alpert | Posted 02.03.2015 | Comedy
Dani Alpert

Gwyneth Paltrow has something else for us ladies to do so as to give our vaginas that youthful glow. Steam clean it baby! Shit, I just got through ...

Why Does Love Take No Prisoners?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 02.09.2015 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

Love takes no prisoners.

Fifty Shades of Grey: The Teddy Bear

Julie Gerstenblatt | Posted 02.09.2015 | Comedy
Julie Gerstenblatt

Oh, yes, it's true. Sad, twisted, and slightly demonic, but true. Just in time for both Valentine's Day and the much-anticipated release of the Fifty Shades movie, the Vermont Teddy Bear Company has come out with a Fifty Shades of Grey Bear.

The Bullpen -- Repeat Offenders Welcomed

Ronda Lee | Posted 02.09.2015 | Entertainment
Ronda Lee

Not since John Leguizamo's Ghetto Klown have I been this entertained. I was so enthralled with Joseph Assadourian's performance in The Bullpen that I gladly became a repeat offender, three times. He has received accolades as one of the top 20 Off-Broadway shows of 2014.

Valentine, Smalentine: 14 Ways Having a Dog Trumps Having a Man

Jennifer McGaha | Posted 02.08.2015 | Comedy
Jennifer McGaha

Dogs get the value of cuddling for its own sake. They like to snuggle up to you while you read in bed and while you polish your toenails and while you talk on the phone, and this is actually -- get this -- all they want. What's more, dogs are actually interested in whatever you are interested in. Jazz concerts by the lake? Awesome.

College Student Makes Netflix His Valentine

Isaac Garza | Posted 02.08.2015 | Comedy
Isaac Garza

Technically, I'm in love with Netflix and I'm going public about it. Dad if you're reading this I'm sorry I didn't turn out to be the heterosexual man you wanted. All I want is to live freely as a technosexual. I'm happy and proud.

You're Married. It's Valentine's Day. You're Not Going to Win This One.

M. Blazoned | Posted 02.06.2015 | Comedy
M. Blazoned

I'm really sorry to be the one to break it to you, but if you are married and it's Valentine's Day there's almost nothing you can do to win it. I don'...