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So You're About to Be Attacked by a Bear

Dave Hill | Posted 06.06.2011 | Comedy
Dave Hill

Trying to avoid bear attacks is futile. To walk around acting like you probably won't be attacked by a bear in the very near future is pretty much the craziest thing I have heard in a seriously long time.

Dave Hill Fan Fiction by Dave Hill: "Mean Streets"

Dave Hill | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Dave Hill

Dave Hill, a really cool guy, was walking down the street. A lot of people Dave Hill passed on the street couldn't help but think to themselves what...

"The Evil Dead" in Review: A Review of "The Evil Dead"

Dave Hill | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Dave Hill

Last night I watched "The Evil Dead," the hit 1981 film written and directed by Sam Raimi, whom you no doubt know as the director of the popular "Spi...

Possibly Gay Socks Now Living In My Apartment

Dave Hill | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Dave Hill

I recently walked past a seriously gay store in the seriously gay neighborhood I live in and spotted some awesome socks in the window. These socks were so awesome I just wanted them on my feet immediately, regardless of their sexual orientation.

The Target Knife Attacker Seems Like a Total B*tch

Dave Hill | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Dave Hill

As a consumer myself, I have wandered into Target many times before, sometimes after having gotten wasted at a nearby Applebee's, my favorite neighborhood hang.

Consumer Report

Dave Hill | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Dave Hill

Yesterday, I ended up in a drug store in search of duct tape and some other things I needed for later when I happened upon the soap aisle without even trying.

Please Join This Global Showing of Solidarity (and Profanity)

Dave Hill | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Dave Hill

I realize it is at this point that you are assuming that Internation Holy F@#king Sh*t Day is a day of some sort of global panic, a shared experience of extreme terror or something. However, this could not be further from the truth.

What Happens When A Band Uses Naked Men As Furniture? (NSFW VIDEO)

Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy

Back in 2005, the hilarious and versatile comedian Dave Hill teamed up with musician John Kimbrough to compare homemade demos. The result? Valley Lodg...

Animal Report #2

Dave Hill | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Dave Hill

I've just returned from my corner deli where once again, against all odds, I happened upon another cat who was shopping.

The Birds in Review: A Review of The Birds

Dave Hill | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Dave Hill

Last night I watched The Birds, the popular Alfred Hitchcock film in which a bunch of birds are total dicks to every human in sight for no apparent reason other than the fact that they are birds.

Dear Hugh Jackman #2: A Bump in the Road

Dave Hill | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Dave Hill

I suppose at this point you are wondering how I am, even though we have never actually met. This is because you are Hugh Jackman, a man who takes the time to wonder how his admirers are actually doing.

Dear Hugh Jackman

Dave Hill | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Dave Hill

I am what I and a lot of other people consider to be the foremost authority in North America on all things Jackman. Some might even say I have a serious case of Jackmania.

The Gayest Day of the Year

Dave Hill | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Dave Hill

I am not a gay myself, but sort of like how everyone is Irish on St. Patrick's Day, I tried to gay it up as much as possible on Gay Pride Day anyway.

How I Learned To Be Super Successful

Dave Hill | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Dave Hill

Success--will we ever really understand it? Probably not, but as long as we're on the topic, it wouldn't kill you to put on a pair of pants.

Shark Attack!

Dave Hill | Posted 05.25.2011 | World
Dave Hill

Australian Eric Nerhus had half his body inside a shark's mouth, which is kind of gross and also really bad for Eric Nerhus because -- as seafaring attack animals go, sharks are pretty much the worst.