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Weeklings!: The 7 Deadly Facebook Sins (VIDEO)

Louis Virtel | Posted 11.17.2013 | Gay Voices
Louis Virtel

2013-09-18-Screenshot20130917at10.26.06PM.pngHere's the unlisted #8: announcing that you're leaving Facebook. You think you sound like Dave Chappelle in '04, but you actually sound like David Caruso in '94.

PICTURE: The Meanest Fourth-Grader?

Posted 02.25.2013 | Comedy

Kids say the darnedest things, but sometimes they cut to the quick, too. Take, for example, this smart-aleck fourth-grader, who should probably bac...

The Next Few Days On Facebook Are Gonna Be Rough

Posted 02.19.2013 | Comedy

Between the Mayan-predicted apocalypse, Christmas and 2013 looming ever closer, it's not too hard to guess what Facebook will be like in the coming da...

#MuslimProblems Are Real

Posted 01.14.2013 | Comedy

Amar was having a normal time at the airport until his nephew got lost. Then things got a little dicey. Check out his Facebook status below an...

'With A Sad Heart I Say Bye': Teen Left Disturbing Facebook Messages Before Massacre

The Huffington Post | Andy Campbell | Posted 04.06.2012 | Crime

The Livonia teen who police say brutally attacked and killed his ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend, her mom and then himself left a series of haunting mes...

PICTURE: Grammar Is Important

Posted 02.28.2012 | Comedy

We've all been there: You come up with a joke and think to yourself, "This would be a great Facebook status!" So you type it in, post it for your ...


Posted 12.17.2011 | Comedy

YouTuber Miles Jai has had about enough of you and your annoying status updates, fishing for Likes when all you really want is someone to tell you you...