A long-standing advocate of youth health and wellness, and founder of the Let's Move campaign, sources have leaked that the FLOTUS has grown frustrated with her inability to rid the country of fat kids.
A television sitcom about a zany black brain surgeon and his lovable family. Tonight's episode: "Family Discussions."
Hi. It's me, Lev. Yes, I know how to type. It's time I set the record straight. First of all, the two big people have gone crazy lately and begun trying to force me to adhere to some insane sleep schedule they read about in a book.
There's a lot of advice out there about how to raise a baby. There's so much information, much of it contradictory, that it can be overwhelming for new parents to wade through the ocean of books, websites, and well-meaning friends and relatives, all of whom are certain their way is the correct way.
Yes, a breakup changes you. I'm hoping that it's turning me into someone better. (We'll see). But stress has a strange effect on people. Some people become stronger and better after going through a breakup. Others? They become one of these women.
He works through Mozart's piano concertos while I prepare a nutritious and balanced meal that he will love.
Seriously, he has learned nothing. After a year, he is yet to master Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. We have come to love these precious moments. We will both need therapy.
Since Baron von Burpenstein showed up, it's been hard to sleep. And hence hard to find time to exercise, or brush my teeth. I used to take pride in my appearance, but I am so overjoyed at the pleasures of fatherhood I hardly even spend all day in front of the bathroom mirror weeping.
Two weeks ago, America's first "honest politician" Gil Fulbright announced his bid for the White House. Fulbright is a satirical candidate cashing in on the flood of money in politics by doing whatever his donors want.
When you become a father, if you really fall head over heels with the baby, you begin to appreciate the woman with whom you share the awesome responsibility of parenting in an entirely new light.
In a TMFS sketch, Wall Street responds to news that a deal has been made for the TPP, the Trans Pacific Partnership.
In a tragic turn of events, my 3-year-old son Max has lost his most prized red remote-control monster truck.
You may not know his name yet... but you will. Nate Bargatze is gaining audiences in the comedy world for his rare kind of funny: the clean-cut kind!
Pre-baby, Saturday was laundry day. Post-baby, every day is laundry day.
Donald Trump hasn't won 2016 yet. But there's a chance he will, and that's reason enough to leave the planet earth.
Every workplace has a lunchroom. And in each lunchroom, there among the rows of tables, chairs and filthy microwaves, are certain individuals. Here at Miserable Cubicles Incorporated, I've identified these folks.
There are some things you just give up on when you have as many kids as we do (Okay, many things. Lots of things. A whole life of things.). Like the yard. And a clean house. And spontaneously eating out for dinner. But that's beside the point.