Where do all the baby socks go? If you're a parent, you can probably relate to this dilemma: Two socks go into the washer, are transferred to the dryer and yet only ONE little baby sock resurfaces.
I once told my mother-in-law...
I can give lots of reasons to pack up all the gear and invest in a family holiday -- phrases such as global citizen, cultural tolerance and lifelong shared memories come to mind.
In the Bronze Age, before Twitter and speed dating and online match-ups, men and women met each other one of two ways: at church, or via the newspaper classifieds.
From firedancers to choreographed dances, we saw many fun wedding ideas in our 2014 wedding videos. Here are the Top 8 suggestions to have fun at your...
I believe in Heaven and Hell. I know the Bible offers a description of both places but I kinda like to think Heaven is just a little bit like Costco. Because I really just love it that effing much. Here are eight reasons why.
The "A" position: When a toddler climbs into bed with their parents and wedges them apart at their hips.
Why do we always talk about how much we want to go to the gym and then never do? The answer: exercise. Like many of you, I was holding on to the false belief that I had to actually work out at the gym to feel good about myself.
Honey Badger was a true labor of love. He wasn't a puppy, but his "delayed childhood" more than made up for any puppy stages he'd missed out on. He gnawed on everything he could find, including flat drywall.
I was watching TV with Max and this elaborate commercial with fireworks comes on for KY Jelly. Max turns to me, dead serious, and says, "Mommy, would you like me to buy some KY for you as a present?" I told him, "That's okay, you already got me a lovely Christmas gift, but thank you."
You want to fulfill my fantasies, right? Satisfy my deepest desires? I thought so. That's why I'm going to cut right to the chase and let you know exactly what I want between the sheets: no guessing games, no playing coy, just straight to the stuff that will make me melt.
There is not a public or private boundary in the world that will not prevent me from asking the following questions to my kids...
Need a good laugh? These'll do the trick. Every month I choose the 10 funniest tweets I've read and share them on my blog, HallofTweets.com. From those lists I've curated the 25 funniest of 2014. Once you've put your drink down, read and enjoy!
My favorite mantra is "I am enough. I have enough." Maybe 2015 is the year that I will be brave enough to really believe that. How about you?
I cannot begin to explain how much you mean to me. But clearly I'm going to try. I have known some of you for nearly a decade and others for less than a year.
I thought it was gross when a boy left his candy cane stuck in my beard, but my definition of gross has been redefined by this new kid who is eating it.