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Getting Over Someone

Visiting My Ex Boyfriend When I Looked Like A Tomato

Lee Woodruff | Posted 04.25.2013 | Fifty
Lee Woodruff

So, sit back for a moment and imagine meeting your old love. Now imagine your face, red and puffy like a broiled tomato, two small, hard, raisin eyes. If the swelling and the irritation weren't bad enough, somewhere on the flight across the country my immune system had begun to respond to the procedure the way it does to an extreme sun burn, by forming a fever blister.