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Real-Life Hamburglar Allegedly Breaks Into Five Guys, Cooks Burger

The Huffington Post | Ed Mazza | Posted 04.11.2016 | Crime

Rubble, rubble! Looks like there's a real-life Hamburglar on the loose -- except he seems to prefer Five Guys to McDonald's. The alleged burger burg...

Max Greenfield Will Be McDonald's Sirloin Pitchman

BurgerBusiness | Posted 05.07.2016 | Business

In an exclusive interview with, McDonald's VP-Marketing Joel Yashinsky laid out all the elements of the campaign and explained the thinking behind them.

Iconic McDonald's Mascot Grew Up Into A Creepy Dude

The Huffington Post | James Gerken | Posted 05.06.2015 | Business

One of McDonald's most famous mascots is back with a new look. The Hamburglar, a hamburger-stealing villain in McDonald's commercials from the mid-197...

McDonald's Is Jumping On The Kale Bandwagon

Reuters | Posted 05.07.2016 | Healthy Living

(Adds reintroduction of Hamburglar) By Lisa Baertlein LOS ANGELES, May 6 (Reuters) - McDonald's Corp, which is testing ...

The Moment A TV Reporter Is Called 'The Hamburglar' On Air

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 03.05.2015 | Media

This TV reporter earned her stripes. Watch April Simpson of Fox 2 in St. Louis react after colleague Tim Ezell called her "The Hamburglar" on air. ...

French-Frightened! Kidnappers Force Driver To Get Fast Food

The Huffington Post | David Moye | Posted 02.06.2013 | Weird News

Would you like fries with that kidnapping? Three men in their early 20s are accused of allegedly abducting a man -- a driver for a security compan...

Top 10 Creepiest Product Mascots | David Moye | Posted 10.24.2011 | Weird News

It took Burger King seven years to realize people found its creepy, plastic-faced King mascot unappetizing. The royal representative has starred in...

Ronald McDonald, Wedding Planner

Robert Brenner | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Robert Brenner

I may be a clown, but I take your special day very seriously. And I've got tons of experience -- "over one billion hitched," just like the sign says.

I'm With Stupid: Bad Parents Unhappy About Happy Meals

Todd Hartley | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Todd Hartley

I am, admittedly, not the best parent in the world. Oh, I try, but I'm lazy and not very bright, so sometimes things don't work out exactly as planned...