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The Moment A TV Reporter Is Called 'The Hamburglar' On Air

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 03.05.2015 | Media

This TV reporter earned her stripes. Watch April Simpson of Fox 2 in St. Louis react after colleague Tim Ezell called her "The Hamburglar" on air. ...

French-Frightened! Kidnappers Force Driver To Get Fast Food

The Huffington Post | David Moye | Posted 02.06.2013 | Weird News

Would you like fries with that kidnapping? Three men in their early 20s are accused of allegedly abducting a man -- a driver for a security compan...

Real-life 'Hamburglar' Steals McDonald's Order

AP | Posted 05.27.2012 | Weird News

AUGUSTA, Maine — A real-life Hamburglar has struck at a Maine McDonald's. Police say a young man, seemingly inspired by the pattie purloining c...

Top 10 Creepiest Product Mascots

www.time.com | David Moye | Posted 10.24.2011 | Weird News

It took Burger King seven years to realize people found its creepy, plastic-faced King mascot unappetizing. The royal representative has starred in...

Ronald McDonald, Wedding Planner

Robert Brenner | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Robert Brenner

I may be a clown, but I take your special day very seriously. And I've got tons of experience -- "over one billion hitched," just like the sign says.

I'm With Stupid: Bad Parents Unhappy About Happy Meals

Todd Hartley | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Todd Hartley

I am, admittedly, not the best parent in the world. Oh, I try, but I'm lazy and not very bright, so sometimes things don't work out exactly as planned...