Mom I love you (wherever you are), but you got it wrong. You don't have to be Christian to celebrate Christmas. Okay yes, there is the Jesus stuff, but you know, besides that, it's a time to celebrate peace, love and joy.
For the past twenty years, I've dedicated myself to entertaining refugees escaping the alienation of Christmas. One day in 1993 while mixing solutions in my comedy lab, I invented the antidote to the age-old dilemma, "What are Jews supposed to do on Christmas?"