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Maggie Lamond Simone

From Beer to Maternity

Maggie Lamond Simone | Posted 05.25.2011 | Books
Maggie Lamond Simone

The fact that there is drama, that there are embarrassing situations, that I am capable of saying and doing stupid things sans alcohol was truly an eye-opener.

April Silly People

Maggie Lamond Simone | Posted 11.17.2011 | Healthy Living
Maggie Lamond Simone

My husband went grocery shopping the other day and came home with my favorite cookies. You're waiting for me to say, "April Fool," aren't you?

Reflections on Losing a Beloved Pet -- Goodbye Old Friend

Maggie Lamond Simone | Posted 11.17.2011 | Healthy Living
Maggie Lamond Simone

For 12 years this dog was at my side, through good times and bad, through dating, marriage, kids. He watched me grow up -- was living proof that I was capable of taking care of something other than myself.

Menopause - Or, Misty, Water-Colored Memories of the Way We Were

Maggie Lamond Simone | Posted 11.17.2011 | Healthy Living
Maggie Lamond Simone

As I thought about the whole event, I don't know what disturbed me more - forgetting my child, forgetting whether or not I actually forgot my child, not knowing how to use simple technology ...

The History of Valentine's Day, Retold

Maggie Lamond Simone | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Maggie Lamond Simone

In a burst of classic male logic, he outlawed marriage, because obviously if a man couldn't have a wife, the next best thing would be to kill people.