Here are some quick tips to increase the likelihood that Megan Fox hosting Saturday Night Live will be successful.
So, the Megan Fox media blackout is over, right? Oh, good. Because I have a sketch for anyone who's interested. Based on "Megan Fox's 50 Best (& Worst) Bon Mots" by Jezebel.com.
How about sending Brad Pitt to Iran to free the Newsweek reporter? Let's send five of America's hottest actresses to the Middle East! We'll call it the Sexy Summit.
While there's no doubt this has been the summer of Megan Fox -- so much so that websites are having a Megan-media-blackout on August 4 -- poor Jessica Simpson can't catch a break.
Adam Brody: There's no role that I feel had my name all over it and passed me by. But anytime those Apatow guys wanna hang out with me...
Acting on the belief that America can and should influence events on the ground in Iran will get a lot of people killed and gravely harm our regional interests.
Apparently, Megan Fox is stupid. I wouldn't know personally -- I've never seen her do an IQ test. So what heinously thick comments has this 23-year-old embodiment of male fantasies made?
For the past few years (give or take "Once," which rightfully won two years back), the Oscars have missed the boat on best song nominations and often award ho-hum picks.
I don't know much about Mrs. Sanford, but I'm pretty sure about this: she is way too good for some creepy, lying idiot like Mark Sanford.
It's long since time to retire the sexist notion that women only go to movies that have "women's" issues or have "feminine-friendly" subplots.
The fact that it is considered preposterous for a writer to not dismiss Bay's work in the most vehement of terms points up a dramatic disconnect between the critical community and the movie-going audience.
The "biggest movie of the summer," Transformers 2 is also the most soulless and awful; impressive considering the litany of cinematic trains wrecks we've endured the past two months.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen represents a shocking amount of effort and skill going into a product of little entertainment value and even less significance.
Has anyone else noticed that pretty much every piece about Transformers 2 is basically about Megan Fox?
I'm feeling a little more optimistic than I probably should for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.