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One Liners

'Do You Feel Lucky, Punk?': The 33 Coolest One-Liners in Action Movie History

Inverse | Posted 03.16.2016 | Entertainment
Inverse

This article was originally posted on Inverse. By Justin Andress Action movies must be seen as understood. Violence is the bulk of action films, b...

These 15 Corny Science Jokes Will Have Everyone Groaning

The Huffington Post | Eliza Sankar-Gorton | Posted 09.14.2015 | Science

Why can't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything! Heisenberg is driving along when he gets pulled over by the police. The officer asks,...

Kids Show How Traumatic Corny Dad Jokes Really Are In Hilarious PSA

The Huffington Post | Caroline Bologna | Posted 09.08.2015 | Parents

A new video from Nickelodeon Australia sheds light on a phenomenon many kids know all too well: dad jokes. Titled "Dad Joke Survivors," the PSA-style ...

14 One-Liners That Sum Up What Marriage Is Really Like

The Huffington Post | Brittany Wong | Posted 05.01.2015 | Divorce

This week, HuffPost Weddings highlighted a handful of tweets that summed up the marriage experience. "Turns out, marriage is mostly just walking b...

Never Stop Believing in Yourself Unless You're Absolutely Sure That You're a Loser

Galanty Miller | Posted 09.21.2014 | Comedy
Galanty Miller

I'm seeking Donald Trump's advice on how to be born into money.

#AOLBUILD Hosts Director Extraordinaire Rob Reiner

AOL BUILD | Posted 09.16.2014 | Entertainment
AOL BUILD

Gino DePinto, AOL BUILD "If you are a creative person, you try to create things that are an extension of yourself" - professed Hollywood's jack-of-...

Hey, I Just Thought of Something Else

Galanty Miller | Posted 07.25.2014 | Comedy
Galanty Miller

I went to an existential strip club, where I spent a fortune on lap dances. But what does it all mean?

Our Daughter's Childhood, 140 Characters at a Time

Maureen Anderson | Posted 03.19.2014 | Parents
Maureen Anderson

My husband's been after me for years to share some of the notes I took as our daughter grew up. On my first pass through them, we savored those highlights together a few evenings a week. Now that Katie's in college, I'm sharing some of them on Twitter.

A Comedy Gift Just for You!

David S. Simon | Posted 07.14.2013 | Comedy
David S. Simon

Whenever I am late with a bill I get a statement that says "outstanding" and I mistake that for a compliment.

Funny One-Liners

Posted 07.19.2011 | Women

"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say, "Because it's such a beautiful animal." Well, there you go. I think my mother ...