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WATCH: Apple Announces Steve Jobs 2

Posted 12.10.2011 | Comedy

Now that the last American who knew what he was doing has sadly passed on, Apple has announced the second generation Steve Jobs, according to a report...

WATCH: Americans With Hateful Faces Speak Out On ONN

Posted 12.05.2011 | Comedy

The season two premiere of The Onion News Network was all about the end of the world, but that didn't stop the broadcast from taking time to look at t...

Ice T & Coco To Save The World With 'Ass Gravity'

Posted 12.04.2011 | Comedy

The Onion News Network, Ice T & Coco, and the end of the world... together at last. An earth-killing asteroid is barreling down us and will make co...

ONN's Brooke Alvarez Talks New Season, End Of The World

Posted 12.03.2011 | Comedy

When ONN premieres its second season on IFC Tuesday night, it will return with the most formidable host in television news: Brooke Alvarez. Alvare...

Carol Hartsell

The Onion To Lose Top Editor In Chicago Move | Carol Hartsell | Posted 11.29.2011 | Comedy

When The Onion consolidates its entire staff under one roof next June, it will be doing so without its current editor. Joe Randazzo, who has been ...

Carol Hartsell

Big Changes At The Onion | Carol Hartsell | Posted 11.21.2011 | Comedy

NEW YORK -- The editorial team of The Onion, the beloved satirical newspaper that has called New York City its home for the last 10 years, may be movi...

The Funniest Sketches By SNL's Newest Writer

The Huffington Post | Christine Friar | Posted 11.15.2011 | Comedy

It was announced today that Onion News Network veteran and current Funny Or Die writer Chris Kelly will be joining the staff at "Saturday Night Live" ...

WATCH: 'Onion News Network' Demystifies Comic Sans

Posted 10.24.2011 | Comedy

When it comes to fonts, there's only one that's ALWAYS associated with humor: Comic Sans! Typography buffs will usually go for a Helvetica or some ...

Strike Averted: 'Onion' Writers Join Writers Guild Of America

The Huffington Post | Ross Luippold | Posted 10.02.2011 | Comedy

The Writers Guild of America has announced that the writers for "Onion News Network" have joined its ranks after a standoff with The Onion, Inc. over ...

The Onion's World Peace-Inducing Religion Reporting (PHOTOS, VIDEOS)

Posted 09.18.2011 | Religion

HuffPost Religion would like to pay homage to America's finest Pulitzer-deserving news source: The Onion. With a finger on the pulse of American an...

WATCH: Millions Probably Not Dead After Minor Train Wreck

Posted 09.11.2011 | Comedy

Onion News Network reports on a train wreck that probably didn't cause the deaths of millions, despite the irrational fear it has inspired in the imag...

WATCH: All Your Questions About 'The Onion' Answered

The Huffington Post | Carol Hartsell | Posted 08.23.2011 | Comedy

Editor of "The Onion" Joe Randazzo stopped by "Morning Joe" on Thursday to talk about the paper's campaign to be honored with a Pulitzer, as well as t...

ONN: 'Green Lantern' Definitely A Thing

Posted 08.15.2011 | Comedy

Hey, remember Green Lantern? Yeah? Well, good news: there's a Green Lantern movie coming out that you definitely want to see. In fact, it's going to ...

WATCH: National Dating Standards Lowered?

Posted 08.05.2011 | Comedy

In order to stimulate the flagging dating sector, the Federal Dating Agency has temporarily lowered the national dating standard. Did those words m...

'ONN': Economy Failing Because U.S. Built On Ancient Indian Burial Ground

Posted 08.02.2011 | Comedy

"Republicans want the curse to hold so they can paint Obama as being soft on poltergeists..." How many times have we heard that argument from a pun...

ONN: Congress Debates New Sex-Based American Dream

Posted 07.16.2011 | Comedy

Is the American Dream really dead? According to the Onion News Network it is, and on top of that, it's time we came up with a newer, sexier dream to w...

The Off-Topic Interview: Joe Randazzo, Editor of the Onion

Steven Shehori | Posted 07.09.2011 | Comedy
Steven Shehori

Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea is regarded as this sort of action classic that defined a genre, but when you read it, all the characters do is sit around eating endangered species.

ONN Interviews Screenwriter Of 'Fast Five'

Posted 06.26.2011 | Comedy

Hollywood blockbusters are often accused of being intended for an audience with the intelligence level of a small child. So it's fitting that in t...

WATCH: Should The Unemployed Be Buying New Apple Computers?

Posted 06.19.2011 | Comedy

If you've recently lost your job, you might be thinking that it's time to tighten the belt and not spend money on the newest technological gadgets. B...

WATCH: How To Get A Guy To Notice You During Sex (NSFW)

Posted 06.12.2011 | Comedy

It's hard enough getting a guy's attention at a bar, the library, the church potluck or a funeral, but getting him to notice you in the bedroom is pra...

WATCH: 11 Funniest Glenn Beck Parodies

Matt Wilstein | Posted 06.06.2011 | Comedy
Matt Wilstein

A look back at the funniest parodies Glenn Beck has inspired during his short-lived reign as the craziest person on TV.

WATCH: The Funniest Twitter-Inspired Comedy Videos

Matt Wilstein | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Matt Wilstein

Twitter officially turns 5 years old today. To celebrate, here are some of funniest videos Twitter has inspired over the years.

WATCH: Ben Stiller Speaks Out Against Shaken Manchild Syndrome

The Huffington Post | Katla McGlynn | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy

The Onion News Network took a departure from their spot-on parody news segments this week and released this hilarious PSA from Ben Stiller on the dang...

WATCH: Al Qaeda Attacks Internet With Adorable Piglet Photo

Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy

Terrorist organization Al Qaeda has launched a different kind of attack on the U.S., this time releasing a dangerously adorable photo of a piglet wear...

'ONN' Asks: Does Obama Hate His Dog?

Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy

First the GOP began questioning Barack Obama's love for his dog. And now, "ONN" has obtained an exclusive excerpt from an upcoming exposé that focus...