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Zipper Penis

Zipper Penis

10.16.2012
How exactly do you explain to a 3-year-old that Mommy's magical healing kiss powers come with certain use clauses and limitations?
Deep Thoughts From Honest Toddler

Deep Thoughts From Honest Toddler

10.15.2012
Honest Toddler made a confession recently. Despite watching "Sesame Street" on a seemingly regular basis, the Twitter-happy tot admitted...
My Toddler Isn't Toddling

My Toddler Isn't Toddling

10.14.2012
It's easy for me to forget the scared little girl I used to be. But the little girl is here again. She is blonde with blue eyes and is...
What Two Pediatricians Say NOT to Worry About

What Two Pediatricians Say NOT to Worry About

10.12.2012
There's no way to take all the worry out of parenthood. Use love as a guiding principle, ask for help when you're stumped, and we promise...
WATCH: Little Girl Gives Even Littler Brother Some Sound Advice

WATCH: Little Girl Gives Even Littler Brother Some Sound Advice

10.10.2012
Move over Big Brother. In this video, Big Sister is watching and has much to say. Here we have somber 2-year-old, Gabriel, a toddler...
What A Bill Murray Monologue Taught Me About Parenting

What A Bill Murray Monologue Taught Me About Parenting

10. 8.2012
I'll mess up. My kids will too. And thank God for that, because how else will we learn?
College Prep for Preschoolers?

College Prep for Preschoolers?

10. 5.2012
I received an email about a college prep lecture for parents and children. It had a bold title like "College Prep From K thru 12: It's...
The 5 Dumbest Things I Thought Before I Had a Kid

The 5 Dumbest Things I Thought Before I Had a Kid

10. 2.2012
Yeah, I had every intention of raising an all-natural, 100 percent organic kid who didn't have meltdowns at grocery stores but then I forgot...
Eat Like a Linebacker: Get Fat Like an Ex-Linebacker

Eat Like a Linebacker: Get Fat Like an Ex-Linebacker

10. 2.2012
We shouldn't be surprised that when we spend the first years of our kids' lives telling them to eat more that they have to spend the rest...
Running Away, the First Move and Preschool

Running Away, the First Move and Preschool

10. 2.2012
I was very young, maybe a little more advanced than a toddler, when I first decided to run away from home. I'm quite sure I announced my...
Babyproofing Your Way to Lunacy

Babyproofing Your Way to Lunacy

10. 1.2012
I know baby safety is critical. I do. On my son's first night at home, I curled up on the floor next to the bassinet, waking up every ten...

No More "Penis": Should Parents Ban Words From Children's Vocabulary?

10. 1.2012
Mommyish blog contributor Carinn Jade noticed that her three-year-old is learning more than the ABCs and how to share at preschool. The...
When Parents Have Different Styles: Does It Spell Disaster?

When Parents Have Different Styles: Does It Spell Disaster?

09.29.2012
When your parenting style differs from that of your partner, it can be frustrating at best and destructive at worst, creating dissonance...
The Surprising Thing Children Enjoy

The Surprising Thing Children Enjoy

09.28.2012
Little kids like to help out. An easy way to engage a toddler in play is to start to work on something and make it look like you need help....