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Crotch-Grabbing Player Doesn't Shake Hands With Romantic Rival

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 04.04.2016 | Weird News

Professional athletes are told to keep personal issues off the field, but Torino soccer player Maxi Lopez wasn't having it. In a pre-game line to shak...

Does Donald Trump Really Have the Biggest Dick in the Race?

James Heffernan | Posted 03.15.2016 | Comedy
James Heffernan

In any case, if Trump wins this election, I predict that this proud progenitor of phallic towers bearing his name will immediately mount a series of erections: first a 2000-mile-long wall rising 50 feet along the Mexican border, and then a wall of equal height along the Canadian border--to keep millions of Americans from fleeing his reign.

Rugby Player's Penis Partially Torn Off During Gruesome Tackle (GRAPHIC PHOTO)

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 03.15.2016 | Weird News

And he still refuses to play with a cup! Haydn Peacock spoke out recently about suffering a torn penis during a rugby match. The injury required 11 st...

Does Talking About My Big Penis Make Me a Dick?

David Toussaint | Posted 03.11.2016 | Queer Voices
David Toussaint

As the expression goes, if you've got it, flaunt it. I now do so, without vain-shame, and the next man who tells me about his size fixation should be prepared for a big surprise. Whether or not that makes me a prick is up to you.

Trump Flip-Flops on His Member

Marty Rudoy | Posted 03.07.2016 | Comedy
Marty Rudoy

Donald Trump retreated today from his claim that there was "no problem" with the size of his hands or his manhood. "I guarantee you there's no problem...

Presidential Penis Politics: A Micro-History

NOTCHES | Posted 03.07.2016 | Politics
NOTCHES

Rachel Hope Cleves Donald J. Trump's penis, size unknown, has reared its head as a political issue. On Thursday night, during yet another GOP preside...

Here's What Happened In The World While Donald Trump Was Talking About His Penis

The Huffington Post | Laura Bassett | Posted 03.04.2016 | Politics

While business mogul and GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump stood on a debate stage Thursday night talking about his penis, a number of significa...

Birds Fly In Majestic Penis Formation

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 03.04.2016 | Weird News

In this flock, every bird is a member. A wildlife photographer captured starlings flying in a penis formation over California's Central Valley, Caters...

97-Year-Old German Woman Confirms: 'I [Redacted] Hitler's Penis.'

Chris Michael | Posted 02.23.2016 | Comedy
Chris Michael

According to the retired dancer, she and the Führer met when he came to see a Saturday matinee in the summer of '38. While their romance was short-lived, Großedinger says it's a weekend she will never forget.

Hitler's Penis Gets The Short End Of History

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 02.22.2016 | Weird News

British outlets have been abuzz that history's biggest dick had a really small dick. Crediting a book published last year, headlines screamed the past...

Martial Artist Takes Big Hits To Groin And We Double Over

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 02.18.2016 | Weird News

This guy may truly have brass balls. A performer at a martial arts demonstration in Luoyang, China, appeared to absorb heavy hits to the groin from a ...

Man Wakes Up With Huge Penis Tattoo On His Leg (NSFW)

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 02.17.2016 | Weird News

Greg got drunk. Greg woke up to find a large penis tattoo hanging down his leg and he can't remember a thing. Oh, Greg. At first, he said on a recent ...

Georgia Motorist Accused Of Pleasuring Himself Before Crash

The Huffington Post | Lee Moran | Posted 02.12.2016 | Crime

A 63-year-old motorist is accused of masturbating at the wheel when he crashed his car into a van in Georgia on Monday morning. Donald Marvin Johnson ...

Jerry Springer Reminisces About Guest Who Cut Off His Own Penis

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 02.10.2016 | Weird News

Jerry Springer has perhaps seen it all while hosting "The Jerry Springer Show." But in an interview with HuffPost Live's Caroline Modarressy-Tehrani W...

Year Of The Monkey Poster Is This Year's Nastiest Design Fail (NSFW)

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 02.10.2016 | Weird News

He may never get this monkey off his back. San Francisco designer Lehu Zhang made a poster to honor the Chinese zodiac's Year of the Monkey, which beg...

Face It, You’d Want To Play This Penis-Punching Video Game (NSFW)

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 02.10.2016 | Weird News

In this video game, it's the joysticks that get destroyed. An apparent gamer demo featuring a penis-puncher is getting a long, hard look online. "Dick...

Model's Suspiciously Long Penis Is Star Of New Music Video (NSFW)

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 02.03.2016 | Weird News

Shaun Ross, a fashion model known for his striking albino appearance, is now captivating the Internet with what appears to be a suspiciously long peni...

Behold The Magnificent Cloud Penis

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 01.30.2016 | Weird News

For cloud-penis followers, this is heaven. NT News in Darwin, Australia, reported this phallic formation on Thursday. MAJESTIC ‘SKY PENIS’ SPOTTE...

1,300 Men Have Tried This Penis Enlargement Implant

The Huffington Post | Kate Bratskeir | Posted 01.29.2016 | Healthy Living

A Beverly Hills urologist has invented a silicone penis implant that makes a man's junk larger in girth and width. [Insert witty joke here.] It sounds...

World's Greatest Athlete Plays Ping-Pong With His Penis (NSFW)

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 01.28.2016 | Weird News

Call it peen-pong. Video is circulating of a man who appears to use his penis as a paddle to hit a table tennis ball. And it's a great return! You can...

Woman Bites Attacker's Penis To Fend Off Gang Rape

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 01.25.2016 | Crime

She fought back fiercely. A 30-year-old woman says she escaped a gang rape by biting the penis of one of her attackers, according to reports. The afte...

So Many Penises Dangling On This Fashion Week Runway

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 01.21.2016 | Weird News

Penises are to be expected at a men's fashion show. The models are male, after all. But the penis as a big and shiny fashion accessory? British design...

He Got A Tattoo Of A Vacuum On His Penis. Now Life Sucks (NSFW)

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 01.14.2016 | Weird News

He got ink done on his junk and now Lewis Flint is in a funk. When he was 16, he had a tattoo of a Henry the Hoover vacuum cleaner etched on his crotc...

She Shoots Dick Pics For A Living. Why Didn't You Think Of This? (NSFW)

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 01.13.2016 | Weird News

And she's guaranteed tips. Soraya Doolbaz excels at penis portraits (dick pics to most of you out there), and she gets up to $10,000 for limited editi...

Tongue-tied Commentator Confuses Soccer Star's Name With Penis

The Huffington Post | Lee Moran | Posted 01.10.2016 | Weird News

What's in a name? A lot, especially if you get it hilariously wrong. Soccer commentator Mark Lawrenson almost gave his co-presenters the giggles by mi...