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The Democrats have been launching word missiles at Mitt Romney and his reputation as co-founder of Bain Capital, leaving the private equity firm no choice but to address the slander in this very informative public relations video.
Obama released Bain Private Placement Memoranda prepared for investors during Romney's tenure. Obama found the documents "mean-spirited." "They reveal that Romney employed the lure of profits to entice investors," Obama claimed.
Sure, there might be cooler places on the Internet, but who feels like making the schlep? As much as we might despise it, we can't help but sign into it.
"An auction? Can you imagine how dangerous this would be if it fell into Gingrich's hands ahead of the convention? Bachmann's?" Romney yells. "That blood can seal the presidency!"
As noted in Friday's wonderful Doonesbury, job creators are very sensitive people. Circumstances have to be just right for them to unleash their magic powers.
Today President Abraham Lincoln issued the Emancipation Proclamation freeing 3 million slaves. Critics of the President were quick to condemn his action. The town crier shouted that that this was further evidence of the President's war on families.
Writing a 3,000-word feature on campaign spending is hard. Writing ten funny jokes about campaign spending is also hard. Some people are good at the former, some people are good at the latter and some people are good at both, but those people are unicorns.
There are some things that were meant to be strictly between a man and a woman. Divorce is one of them.
Earlier today a senior policy advisor to the Republican Party was thought to have said the following: "You know, we forgot. I mean, we knew that the 19th Amendment passed, but, what can I say, it was an abstraction."
Considering the fact that they are not income earners, El Guapo has always wondered why the little, drooling germ factories were so important.
We encourage girls to adore their Snow Whites and Cinderellas from the time they are old enough to emulate them. I never remember those rescued damsels-in-distress feeling forced to comply.
