If God really does have a sense of humor, we're pretty sure he's laughing his ass off.
News flash: Edward Snowden's latest leak is the journal that contains Obama's notes for a future presidential memoir.
Is it just us or does it seem that there are a lot more open sewers lately? First, there's that guy in Michigan who shot himself in the head trying to demonstrate to his girlfriend that guns aren't that dangerous.
Well, Kansas sure isn't shy about letting the world know how it feels about gay people. But the logic of Kansans has always been hard to figure out.
What's one way to counter the recent news that American kids find school too boring? Take away their lunches! That oughta amp up the excitement level.
Obama's State of the Union address gave conservatives a lot of opportunities to run their crazy flags up the proverbial vaginal probe this week.
What do you do when you're an-ultra conservative candidate trying to outdo another ultra-conservative candidate? Do you trumpet your endorsements from conservative groups? Blame your opponent for the Affordable Care Act? Photoshop him in to a picture with the president?
My president, François Hollande was caught apparently spending the night with his alleged new lady love. And you know what the French media did? They reported on it!!! They revealed the information and they wrote an article. They even published the photos. Shame on them!
We have all seen reports that the governor's office in New Jersey intentionally shut down highway lanes to retaliate against a political opponent. We will not tolerate such abuses in our great State. As governor, I have reviewed our own Political Retaliation Procedures (OOG-1224/g). Please review.
Republicans, don't despair. There's also good news! You may have lost Chris Christie, but that doesn't mean the GOP has run out of "big ideas." Have you met Ben Sasse?
If 40,000 laws can go into effect before Baby New Year has had time to soil his first diaper, then, potentially, the sky's the limit.
Say what you want about 2013. But before you dismiss it, cranky style, for being as lousy as any other year you didn't get everything you wanted from Santa, try to remember the few good things that happened in the last twelve months.
Just when we thought it couldn't get any better than a story about Michele Bachmann stranded in Siberia, we get this. Sizzle!
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