How do we deal with the nascent feeling that, somehow, a huge defeat is hiding around the corner with a shiv forged by Karl "Sauron" Rove himself? Well, being very generous, I have decided to make a list of all the things you can do to calm yourself down.
We'll never get the chance to find out what Romney would've really done on his first day in office. (Insert collective sigh of relief.) But before he falls off the radar completely, let's have some fun speculating!
The message: Affirmative Action must be squashed if they are to hold out the wannabes and Justin Beiber. The Reps will help them. The Democrats want to fence them in with welfare and subsidized housing to make them dependent on their party. Wake up.
We couldn't let California go the way of Europe, as well as Japan, India and China (some 50 countries in all) where labeling foods this way is the law of the land. So we swung into action.
How did Romney weather this storm? He pitched in! He got some supporters in Ohio to donate a bunch of bottled water and diapers and cans of tomato puree to the Red Cross and he even helped load up the goods in a Penske rental truck!
However you slice and dice the presidential candidates' performances at the three debates, there's little question that Barack Obama won on the comedy front.
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The difference between parody and satire is a lot simpler than most lit majors would have it: Parody is easy. Satire takes work. When I was the edit...
It's October and it's an election year! So before you pop a Xanax to prepare for all the five-year-olds in Dick Cheney masks knocking on your door and taking your candy, brace yourself for another American political tradition: The October Surprise!
Dear Lord, protect me from these small town diners, And forgive the proprietors, who know not what they serve.
Fewer ships. Fewer horses. And more games downloaded from the iTunes app store by our military personnel than under any previous president. Do you want a military that plays Words With Friends instead of attacking our enemies?
Recently, I spent a night at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood, as well as a night at the Laugh Factory Chicago, to see what the comedians were saying about the political scene. This is some of what I heard.
In fact, my opponent voted against eyeliner, rouge, lipstick, and his running mate wants to outlaw over the counter mascara for all women, regardless of the state of their lashes.
Mitt Romney changes his position every day, and we still have two weeks to go before the election. Maybe it's time for Mitt to steal some solutions from Christian conservative home-schoolers here in the U.S. -- so take our survey and let's figure this out!