Dear Mr. Trump: If you don't happen to win the Presidential campaign (of course, this may be improbable with your millions, I mean billions, of do...
With 25% of all bridges in America being declared structurally inefficient last week, the nation's Troll People are concerned that they will soon be put out of a home.
It's clear that common-sense gun reform won't happen during this Congress. But common-sense-trash-take-out reform can happen literally right now.
It's the most wonderful time of the year. And a large part of what makes it so goldarn fabulous is the festive array of idiosyncratic traditions each family imprints on their holiday gene map like a candy cane tattoo on the soft flesh behind your knee.
1. Make America great again
Like one of those towns in Wales that has a name with no vowels and 43 letters, we had to find out a little more about Agrabah. Well, Agrabah only exists in the minds of Disney writers and animators.
In a surprising move this holiday season, Our Father, which normally art in heaven, descended down to earth yesterday and added His Almighty voice to the call for gun control. Dressed in a pure white suit, and looking not unlike Morgan Freeman in Bruce Almighty, God appeared on Fox News and said:
While most sex worker organizations were taking a solemn approach to December 17th, International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers, Singapore's...
Why suffer through a 2-hour Republican Presidential debate when instead you can suffer through a 2-minute song by The Kinsey Sicks, America's Favorite Dragapella Beautyshop Quartet?
You really are quite frightening, Your mouth is always running, You're qualified for nothing, Mr. Trump
On Friday, President Obama directed blue state governors to accept 10,000 refugees not from Syria, but from red states. But the leaders of these Northern states asked for increased screening measures to be implemented first.
What better gift in this season of sharing than to share a Christmas-themed video involving Santa and gun violence? Your NRA member loved ones will be so grateful they'll be speechless! They'll especially love drag queens singing about gun control, because gun obsession, as we know, is not at all macho.
You couldn't have scripted it any better. On one hand you have Bernie Sanders, a democratic socialist, and on the other, Donald Trump, a multibillionaire. Where Sanders inspires hope, Trump instills fear.
I write, with regret, to inform you that your son Donald has not met the standards for admission to our middle school. His record and his interview indicate that Donald is not sufficiently mature to enter the 5th grade.