Look for more business owners, senior managers and titans of industry to be cuddling their puppies over the next few months. Henceforth, this deal is good for puppies.
Cease reading whenever I encounter the words "political gridlock," "informed sources," and "Eric Cantor." Cease reading before I encounter discussions of the 2016 Presidential race.
It's time for some new predictions! Anything could happen in 2013. Who knows? Maybe the SETI project's radio telescopes will receive an alien transmission and pinpoint the source to that UFO hovering over Donald Trump's head.
The Rastaman test has proven effective in sorting out who is infected with conservative opinions and who is infected with liberal ones... Individuals categorically reveal which they suffer from and can be truthfully labeled for proper treatment.
RuPaul's "Right-to-Work-It" Bill aims to ensure that every man, woman, and child has his/her right to be fabulous officially protected.
Uh oh. We're coming up once again to that holiday in December that FOX News claims liberals declared a war on. But a couple recent news items make us wonder if the real soldiers in the war on Christmas aren't our friends in red states.
The National Rifle-Manufacturer Association (NRA) held a press conference in Washington, D.C. to offer "meaningful contributions" in the debate about education reform.
We, the audience, sit here watching the last bits of The Great Fiscal Cliff Tragicomedy. In Act V, all join hands and simultaneously kick a huge can labeled "Everything Else" down the road.
We're comin' awful close to that cliff! Craziness could ensue soon. But maybe it's not so bad... maybe there will be somethin' awesome at the bottom of this cliff! With Christmas comin', it's goin' to be an eventful couple weeks!
Maybe we've misunderstood the definition of irony, but isn't it strange that Gohmert, perhaps the nuttiest representative any state has ever had, is the only Congressperson who thinks we have an urgent need to hold on to the word lunatic? Why?
Just a little over a month has gone by since Barack Obama's reelection, and as I stepped out of my house this morning and took in a deep breath, the A...
With so many good titles taken -- Heart of Darkness for one -- what will Dick, Liz and Dr. Pulse call their future bestseller?
Once upon a time, in a District called Columbia, lived an Obama named Barack. He was a halfling -- half white, half black. One day, he was visited by an old friend, the political wizard Nathan the Silver.
Think of how happy everyone would be. No more arguing, mudslinging, filibusters, or negative ads. Politicians in each country would agree with each other.
We're surprised it hasn't occurred to them that they could make a lot more money just eliminating the yellow all together. Entering an intersection could be a lot like playing Russian roulette!