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Public Masturbation

Dick Admits To Public Masturbation Spree

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 02.12.2016 | Crime

He won't be clearing his name. Michael Dick admitted to multiple counts of public masturbation in Clackamas County, Oregon. Dick, 54, was set to stand...

Florida Man Arrested For Allegedly Masturbating At Burger King

The Huffington Post | David Moye | Posted 09.08.2015 | Weird News

A Florida man faces indecent exposure charges after allegedly exposing his hot dog at the Home of the Whopper. Jefferson King, 33, was arrested Thursd...

Maui Police Department Concludes Investigation Into Employee Who Allegedly Masturbated In Public

The Huffington Post | Carla Herreria | Posted 07.01.2015 | Crime

The Maui Police Department has finished investigating a department employee who is accused of flashing people and masturbating in front of them while ...

Accused Public Masturbator Tells Cops He Has 'A Problem'

The Huffington Post | David Moye | Posted 03.03.2015 | Weird News

A man accused of publicly masturbating in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, allegedly told officers he has "a problem with sticking his hands in his pants...

Naked Woman Stops Traffic To Masturbate In Front Of A Car: Police

The Huffington Post | Andy Campbell | Posted 02.18.2015 | Weird News

A nude Florida woman who cops say was on "heavy" drugs Sunday night allegedly stopped traffic to masturbate in front of a couple's car, then climbed o...

Construction Worker Caught Playing With His Tool On The Job

The Huffington Post | David Moye | Posted 12.02.2014 | Weird News

It's a video you won't see on HGTV: A construction worker playing with his tool on the job. The masturbating builder was hired this past summer as ...

Plane Makes Unscheduled Landing Due To Alleged Masturbator

The Huffington Post | David Moye | Posted 09.24.2014 | Weird News

A cross-country flight from Boston to Los Angeles had to make an unscheduled landing in Omaha, Nebraska, because one of the passengers was allegedly m...

Woman Suspected Of Masturbating In Public On Motorcycle

The Huffington Post | David Moye | Posted 09.09.2014 | Weird News

A Florida woman is being fingered for lewd and lascivious behavior after allegedly masturbating on a motorcycle in her garage, while the door was open...

Florida's Newest Public Masturbator Tells Cops He's House Hunting: Police

The Huffington Post | Andy Campbell | Posted 08.16.2014 | Weird News

Florida is known for its public masturbators. Yet public indecency suspects are always trying to up the ante on their cohorts. Daniel Lewis Davis, ...

Naked Man Masturbated On Picnic Table: Cops

Barstool Sports | Posted 07.15.2014 | Weird News

A man in Iowa City, Iowa, has been arrested after witnesses claimed they saw him masturbating on top of a picnic table naked....

Suspected Backyard Masturbator Arrested

The Huffington Post | David Moye | Posted 07.09.2014 | Weird News

A man in Dover, Delaware, is facing indecent exposure charges after allegedly masturbating while naked in his backyard. Gregory N. Kotzar, 56, was ...

Man Accused Of Masturbating At Walmart

The Huffington Post | David Moye | Posted 06.17.2014 | Weird News

Police in Tulsa, Oklahoma, had to deal with a touchy situation Saturday afternoon: A man who was allegedly masturbating at a Walmart. Derek Bennett...

You Just Can't Masturbate On A Crowded Bus These Days

The Huffington Post | Andres Jauregui | Posted 05.05.2014 | Weird News

Talk about rubbing someone the wrong way. Police in Philadelphia are waiting for a warrant to be approved after a man was filmed allegedly masturba...

I Was Raised By the Internet: On Sharing Your Life With Everyone and No One at Once

H. Alan Scott | Posted 06.21.2014 | Technology
H. Alan Scott

I don't want to give up on technology, it's part of my life, part of who I am. That said, I do want to make it work for me so that I can be a complete person.

Why Is This Naked Man Playing With Himself Near His Crashed Car?

The Huffington Post | Sebastian Murdock | Posted 01.29.2014 | Weird News

Apparently Philadelphia is now the City of Brotherly Self-Love. On Monday morning, Vincent J. Wade, a 34-year-old Jersey man, allegedly got wasted...

McDonald's Parking Lot Masturbation Bust!

Posted 01.27.2014 | Weird News

There are better things to do with your time while waiting for the McRib. Spencer Toner, 79, was caught red-handed in a McDonald's parking lot, wat...

Police Need Your Help Finding This Train Masturbator

The Huffington Post | Andy Campbell | Posted 01.23.2014 | Weird News

British police are seeking the public's help after a woman snapped a photo of a man masturbating on a busy train. The man played with himself and h...

Man Openly Masturbates At DMV: Cops

The Huffington Post | Sebastian Murdock | Posted 11.13.2013 | Weird News

Just when you thought the DMV couldn't get any worse. Edward Michael Alvin, 34, was arrested last week after an off-duty cop caught the man alleged...

Artist Encourages Women To 'Rub Out' In Public

The Huffington Post | Katherine Brooks | Posted 09.10.2013 | Arts

Female masturbation is a two-word phrase that hasn't quite made itself at home in the general public's conversations. Whether a woman is embarrassed t...

Convicted Rapist Masturbates In Public, Gives HEINOUS Excuse: Cops

The Huffington Post | Andy Campbell | Posted 07.10.2013 | Crime

A sexual predator allegedly masturbated in front of beachgoers on Monday, then told police his pants fell down. Romount Knowell -- who was convicte...

Cop's Hilariously Appropriate Advice For Dealing With Public Masturbators

Posted 06.14.2013 | Weird News

A Canadian man is accused of producing his own "special sauce" at a McDonald's in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia. Patrons of the McDonald's say that around...

Cop Comes Under Fire And Other Public Pleasure Stories

The Huffington Post | Posted 05.27.2013 | Weird News

Looks like he was pumping more than gas. Police in Coral Springs, Fla. say an officer who quit amid allegations of masturbating at a gas station w...

Rough Day For Alleged Naked, Singing Masturbator

The Huffington Post | David Moye | Posted 01.30.2013 | Weird News

New Orleans is known for its rich musical history, and Osmer Hernandez might be part of that tapestry. When cops encountered the 33-year-old Hernan...

Public Masturbator To Cops: Wait Until I'm Finished!

Posted 11.16.2012 | Crime

Luckily, the cops came first. A repeat public masturbator in Seattle was arrested Wednesday while pleasuring himself in an alley, the Seattle Post-...

EXPLICIT: Woman Allegedly Performed Sexual Act On Highway

Posted 05.30.2012 | Crime

Drivers pulled illegal U-turns just to catch a glimpse of Ashley Holton, witnesses said. The 35-year-old woman was arrested on May 26 for masturbat...