To be fair, the movies this summer won't be all bad. There are always a few surprise gems buried amidst the muck.
Confronting these menacing assassins of the ice is no small feat. In the world of Seal Clubbing, there are but only a few ways to overpower such wicked beasts. The best and most preferable way is, of course, napalm.
It's my hope the story of my father combined with my own goal of becoming the first person in history to sob uncontrollably for 26.2 miles straight, may inspire you to give something too.
Neither Watchmen or The Proposal is out until 2009, but I mention Akerman now because when she's big-time next year, you can say you heard it here first.