sarcasm
Seven words: DO NOT FORGET THE ABSORBENT BRA PADS.
Do you have a newborn? Dying for some sleep?
You, probably: "Sarcastic? Me??? Nooooo." 😏
WHAT'S HAPPENING
His third-place "win" in Iowa carried him to another stunning victory.
Watch the video below and take the test yourself.
JK, you're the worst.
Those who hear it benefit too.
In case you needed an excuse to be a smart aleck.
Feel free to leave your stuff wherever you want this summer. Half-finished smoothies in the family room? No problem. I got it. Socks in the hall. I'm on it. Dishes in the sink? Keep 'em coming.